Akpos and other class mates were inside the class when the mathematics teacher came into the class, then he started asking questions and said whoever answers my next question, can go home.
Akpos throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Akpos: Me! I’m going home now.

Teacher: Kola, spell plantain

Kola: whish one? the ripe one or the unripe one?

Teacher: what difference does it make? Just spell plantain!

Kola: teacher, If you fry the ripe one its called fried plantain',
         if you fry the unripe one it is called plaintain chips'
         If you roast it, it is called roasted plaintain
         A

when your house is flooded and your mother, wife and money worth of 100 million dollars is inside, and you have the option to save only one person, who would you save:
A. Your mother
B. your wife
C. The money 100 million dollars

Teacher : what is a baby lizard called?
Akpos : Lizzybaby

A man writes on the forum:

Our politicians go to Europe for education, to Paris for holidays, to Dubai for shopping, to the US for work. They only want to go to Nigeria for being buried here. I want to ask: Is it a cemetery?

Unbelievable

In Bed: It’s 6am. You close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 7:45am.

At Work: It’s 1:30pm. Close your eyes for 30 minutes, it’s 1:31pm

See what the rain in Lagos caused. A married woman was yesterday found on the bed of a bachelor that lives three streets away and she claimed it was the flood that carried her away and put her on the bachelor’s bed!!! trouble

The students of Warri Grammar School went on excursion to Egypt. On the tomb of Pharaoh was written "1102BC".

The teacher now asked "who knows what this means?"
 Nobody except Akpos raised his hand but the teacher was not comfortable and pretended not to take notice of him.
She then asked again and yet only Akpos' hand was still up

So she allowed him to answer. Akpos said "that is pharaoh's bb pin"

An old farmer wrote to his son who was in prison "...I won't be able to plant potatoes and other things this year because I can't dig the field, I know if you were here you would have helped me."

The son wrote back, "Dad, don't even think of digging the field do you want to expose me? That's where I buried the money I stole."

The police read the letter before delivering it to the father, and the next day the whole field was dug by police but nothing was found.

The foll