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GCE MATHEMATICS EXAM QUESTON FOR AKPOS

u date one...

By: Naija-Jokes Pidgin English

who go fit do this riddle?
if Teresa's pikin na my piki...

By: preciousonochie Pidgin English

Guy: Babe aw far
Babe: (no ans)
Guy: Babe you dey ...

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DaveToriola

Pidgin English >> Jokes: Some yeye quezion wey naija pippu dem dey ask: 1. wen dey see say u lye down for bed con close eyes, dey go still ask u, ah u dey sleep??

English:

some stupid questions Nigerians asks: 1. When they see you lying down with your eyes closed and they still ask, are you sleeping?? Ans: “No! Am practicing death” 2. Someone calls you at 2am , waking you up and asks,”Are you sleeping? Ans: “No! I’m picking beans.”

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Pidgin English >> Jokes: the kin dance wey u go dance wen u never chop since morning, u finally hear "chukwuma the jellof rice don done"

English:

The kind of dance you dance when you have not eaten since mornin and you finally hear "chukwuma the jellof rice is ready"

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Bad_Nigerian_English

Pidgin English >> Jokes: You are blocking me

English:

you are obstructing my view

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Naija-Jokes

Pidgin English >> Jokes:

Boy friend - After 3 years, i wan tell u say i no go fit be ur boy friend again
gril friend - u dey joke? my god!! well dey good,

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English:

boy friend : After 3 years, I have to let you know I can no longer be your Boyfriend…
girl friend : WTF! You can’t be serious right now… it’s cool though Josh, that’s why I’ve been having sex with your best friend for the past 2 years. YOU FOOL!
boy friend : Wow… really? I was about to say I can’t be your boyfriend anymore because I want to be your husband.

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Naija-Jokes

Pidgin English >> Jokes:

Akpos na cleaner for 1 airline, so 1 day e con dey clean the cockpit of the airoplain, as e dey clean am e con c 1 book wey dem write

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English:

Akpos is a cleaner for an airline, so one day he was cleaning the cockpit of the airplain and saw a book titled "How to fly a plain volume I"
He then opened the first page of the book and read "to start the plain press the red button", he den pressed the red button and the engine started, he was so excited
He opened the second page and read "to move the plain press the green button, without wasting time he did

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Pidgin English >> Jokes:

Akpos mama - Akpos how school today na my pikin?

Akpos - ahh mama, today make sense oh we do plenty thins today, i even do one science

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English:

Akpos mother - Akpos how was school today my son?

Akpos - Mum today was fantastic, we did alot of things o, i even did a science experiment that bombed the school

Akpos Mother - Wow! that is good my son, you school is good with interesting activities for children, i like it, so what will you be doing tomorrow in school?

Akpos - which school? i said i bombed tht school today, the principal said i should give you this letter to come to school tomorrow so you can see w

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Pidgin English >> Jokes:

Warri grammar school student go excursion to egypt. for the tomb wey dem bury Pharaoh dem write "1102BC"

The teacher con ask them "who no

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English:

The students of Warri Grammar School went on excursion to Egypt. On the tomb of Pharaoh was written "1102BC".

The teacher now asked "who knows what this means?"
Nobody except Akpos raised his hand but the teacher was not comfortable and pretended not to take notice of him.
She then asked again and yet only Akpos' hand was still up

So she allowed him to answer. Akpos said "that is pharaoh's bb pin"

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AyobiJoy

Pidgin English >> Jokes: if moni no dey grow for trees, y banks kon get branches

English:

If money don't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

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preciousonochie

Pidgin English >> Jokes: Na wa oh...abeg, how go fit flush this kind toilet na, abeg make una epp

English:

Please how can someone flush this toilet, someone should please help

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Naija-Jokes

Pidgin English >> Jokes:

ow Akpos take dey cross men road for naija

luk rite and left incase car and bike dey com,
con look up incase aeroplain wan fall,
look down

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English:

How Akpos crosses the road in nigeria
Look right nd left for cars and bikes,
look up incase aeroplane wants to fall,
Look down for bomb on the floor,
Look back for kidnappers,
look side, hold your bag tight and watch the person beside you is a thife.
Then walk zig zag to avoid straight bullet.

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