1. Why is your laptop bag empty, you want to steal a laptop and keep it in the bag abi? Oya, enter the motor!
2. Oga, this your Range Rover Sport car is fine o. Oya, use it to hit that wall there let’s see if your airbag is working. Oh! So you don’t want to use it to hit the wall abi? Oya, park!!! I say park before I break your head with my baton.
3. Why is your car not having A/C? You want(less)

AKPOS WAEC RESULT IS FINALLY OUT

Papa Akpos: Akpos,I learnt your WAEC result is out.

Akpos : dad you remember effiong the genius? he failes

Papa akpos : ohhh, what happened?

Akpos : you know wasiu that comes here to teach me also failed

Papa apkos: hmmm why the massive failure

Akpos : dad i dont know o, thats how it happened, even chukwudi that took first in the cowbel competition? he failed too

Papa akpos : what of your own r(less)

Doctor: So, how did this happen?

hausa man: I was ironing my clothes and the phone rang. I picked up the iron by mistake instead of the phone.

Doctor: And what about the other ear?

hausa man: That idiot called again.

• Akpos is a cleaner for an airline, so one day he was cleaning the cockpit of the airplain and saw a book titled "How to fly a plain volume I"
• He then opened the first page of the book and read "to start the plain press the red button", he den pressed the red button and the engine started, he was so excited
• He opened the second page and read "to move the plain press the green button, without wasting time he did
• He opened the third page and read to fly the p(less)

One day Akpos and his friend Okon was on their way home from school, Akpos decided the should play a game

Apkos - I was a monkey be 1

Okon - I was a monkey be 2

Apkos - I was a monkey be 3

Okon - i was a monkey be for

Akpos - hahaha... you were a monkey before, no wonder your mother looks likes a baboon