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GCE MATHEMATICS EXAM QUESTON FOR AKPOS

u date one...

By: Naija-Jokes Pidgin English

The government don comot post utme examination when them the...

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Guy: Babe aw far
Babe: (no ans)
Guy: Babe you dey ...

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IsabellaMason

Pidgin English >> Jokes: Aboki man enta inside one doctor office wit him two ear wey don burn

Doctor: So weytin happen?

Aboki: I dey iron my clothes as my phone

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English:

An hausa man walks into a doctor’s clinic with both her ears burnt.

Doctor: So, how did this happen?

hausa man: I was ironing my clothes and the phone rang. I picked up the iron by mistake instead of the phone.

Doctor: And what about the other ear?

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Nneoma

Pidgin English >> Jokes: *Boy calling into radio program:* Hello, I just find one bag wey get $100,000.00 and I.D and card of one Mr. Ifeanyi wey dey live for

English:

*Boy calling into radio program:* Hello, I just found a bag containing $100,000.00 and I.D and card of one Mr. Ifeanyi that lives in ikoyi. *Radio Presenter:* You are a nice person. So you want to return the bag, right? *Boy:* No oh. am i mad? For what? I just want to dedicate a song to him. please play "Chop my money" by P-Square for him. Thank you

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preciousonochie

Pidgin English >> Jokes: when water carry your house go, and your mama, wife and money when be 100million dollars dey inside and na only one person you go fit save.

English:

when your house is flooded and your mother, wife and money worth of 100 million dollars is inside, and you have the option to save only one person, who would you save:
A. Your mother
B. your wife
C. The money 100 million dollars

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Naija-Jokes

Pidgin English >> Jokes:

One police man sitdown dey read bible one day na yim some jehovah withness preachers come inside the police station to preach to ram

- one

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English:

A policeman is reading a Bible When some Jehovah withness preachers came into the police station to preach to him

- One of the preachers asked : Who killed Abel sir?

- The police officers aswered shouted: Ask supol ibrahim he is the one in charge of murder cases!

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FasholaGbemisola

Pidgin English >> Jokes: AKPOS:sincei donstart to dey go school every body don no the percentage wey i dey get for school if no b 7%inside 100% i go get 10%, but

English:

akpos is a dullard

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FasholaGbemisola

Pidgin English >> Jokes: Put your trust in God not man

English:

Gbekele oluwa ma se je ko je eniyan

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victormusa

Pidgin English >> Jokes: abeg this one for the picture resemble airport?...see as airport wen dey owerri be like for heavy rain wen dey fall

English:

Please those place in this picture look like an airport?...see how an airport in owerri look like, during heavy rain fall

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Naija-Jokes

Pidgin English >> Jokes:

Teacher: Kola, spell plantain

Kola: whish one? the lipe one or the unlipe one?

Teacher: weytin be the difference abeg? just spell

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English:

Teacher: Kola, spell plantain

Kola: whish one? the ripe one or the unripe one?

Teacher: what difference does it make? Just spell plantain!

Kola: teacher, If you fry the ripe one its called fried plantain',
         if you fry the unripe one it is called plaintain chips'
         If you roast it, it is called roasted plaintain
         A

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