Pidgin English >> Jokes: Akpos na house boy, e con enta em Madam room without knocking
MADAM: Apkos, dis tin no good, what if i naked or i dey wer my clothe?
AKPOS:...(more)

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Pidgin English >> Jokes: abeg this one for the picture resemble airport?...see as airport wen dey owerri be like for heavy rain wen dey fall

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Pidgin English >> Jokes: One huzband come back house from church one day, he con greet him wife, carry her up round the house.
D wife con dey suiprise dey happy dey...(more)

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• Unknown caller: u get boy friend?

...(more)

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• Unknown caller: hello, do you have a boyfriend?
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• Unknown caller: hello, do you have a boyfriend?
• Amaka: Yeah…
• Unknown caller: So you have a boyfriend? Its your dad. I’m coming so that you’ll tell me when you grew horns!
five minutes later, another Unknown caller called.


• Unknown caller: Hello, do you have a boyfriend?
• Amaka: No!
• Unknown caller: I see you don’t love me. I’(less)

Pidgin English >> Jokes: some kind of trouble wey people wey face for police hand

1. Y ur laptop bag empty? u wan go tiff laptop put inside abi, oya enter dis

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Pidgin English >> Jokes: See wetin rain for Lagos dey cause. dem catch one woman wey don marry ontop of one man wey never marrry bed wey dey live for three street

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Pidgin English >> Jokes: 1. The Lord na my shephard, i dey kampe.2. E make me sidon for where betta dey flow and come put me next to stream make mai bodi

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Pidgin English >> Jokes: na wetin dey dey call am?

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Pidgin English >> Jokes: Akpos return one woman purse wey lose for market one day 
d woman con happy dey bless akpos, as she open the purse she con comfuse talk say...(more)

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Teacher: Kola, spell plantain

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