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GCE MATHEMATICS EXAM QUESTON FOR AKPOS

u date one...

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Guy: Babe aw far
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Guy: Babe you dey ...

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My phone fall down i kon dey check if evryone for ...

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Pidgin English >> Jokes: d tru meaning of my own don finish na wen u lock urself inside room con tro way key for gound for night because you wan kill snake na yim

English:

the true meaning of i am finished is when you lock yourself inside a room and throw the key on the flow to kill a snake and then the light goes off

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AKPOS WAEC RESULT DON FINALLY COME OUT

Papa akpos : Akpos, i hear say una waec result don comw out, weytin be ur result?

akpos: papa, u

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English:

AKPOS WAEC RESULT IS FINALLY OUT

Papa Akpos: Akpos,I learnt your WAEC result is out.

Akpos : dad you remember effiong the genius? he failes

Papa akpos : ohhh, what happened?

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Pidgin English >> Jokes: Akpos and oda student dey class as the maths teacher enta class con dey ask question, the teacher con say "any body wey go answer de nex

English:

Akpos and other class mates were inside the class when the mathematics teacher came into the class, then he started asking questions and said whoever answers my next question, can go home.
Akpos throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Akpos: Me! I’m going home now.

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Pidgin English >> Jokes: Obun

English:

A dirty personÂ

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Pidgin English >> Jokes: One inspirtion speaker talk say: "the best year of my life i spend am with woman wey no be my wife... He con add "she be my mama"
Mumuni con...(more)

English:

An inspirational speaker said:"Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife... He added "she was my mother".
Mumuni decided to try crack this at home. After dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the KITCHEN "best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife"... * Mumuni stood still for a while, trying to recall the second line of the speaker.*
By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed,recovering from BURNS OF BO

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Pidgin English >> Jokes: 1. The Lord na my shephard, i dey kampe.2. E make me sidon for where betta dey flow and come put me next to stream make mai bodi

English:

1 The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want. 2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his nameâ€™s sake.4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

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Pidgin English >> Jokes: Akpos return one woman purse wey lose for market one day
d woman con happy dey bless akpos, as she open the purse she con comfuse talk say...(more)

English:

Akpors returned a missing purse to the owner in a market. The lady was so grateful but when she looked inside, she got confused and said, “but I had just a single note of one thousand naira, now there are ten notes of one hundred naira, how come?” (more)

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Akpos na cleaner for 1 airline, so 1 day e con dey clean the cockpit of the airoplain, as e dey clean am e con c 1 book wey dem write

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English:

Akpos is a cleaner for an airline, so one day he was cleaning the cockpit of the airplain and saw a book titled "How to fly a plain volume I"
He then opened the first page of the book and read "to start the plain press the red button", he den pressed the red button and the engine started, he was so excited
He opened the second page and read "to move the plain press the green button, without wasting time he did

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