1. Why is your laptop bag empty, you want to steal a laptop and keep it in the bag abi? Oya, enter the motor!
2. Oga, this your Range Rover Sport car is fine o. Oya, use it to hit that wall there let’s see if your airbag is working. Oh! So you don’t want to use it to hit the wall abi? Oya, park!!! I say park before I break your head with my baton.
3. Why is your car not having A/C? You want(less)

• Father-In-Law : Young man, U’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and u’re chewing gum.That’s a sign of disrespect!
• Man : Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke
• Father-In-Law : You mean u drink & smoke and u’re here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage?
• Man : Sir I only drink & smoke when I go to the club.
• Father-In-Law : U club too?
• Man : I’m sorry sir, I started club(less)

The Akpos comes home from his office very upset.

Wife - What happened?

Akpos - I have some problems in my office.

Wife - All the problems are ours!

Akpos - So, then a secretary in our office is pregnant for us.

The wife fainted.

1. 16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery so you’re Capable of Killing Me… It’s Over!
2. You don’t even respect me. I’m talking and you are busy breathing? It’s over
3. I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. It’s over
4. I messaged you at 11:59pm and you replied me at 12:00am. why(less)