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My phone fall down i kon dey check if evryone for ...

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wonda nor go end oh, them really talk say love nor dey see, ...

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u date one...

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Pidgin English >> Jokes:

Unknown caller: u get boy friend?

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English:

Unknown caller: hello, do you have a boyfriend?

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DaveToriola

Pidgin English >> Jokes: Some yeye quezion wey naija pippu dem dey ask: 1. wen dey see say u lye down for bed con close eyes, dey go still ask u, ah u dey sleep??

English:

some stupid questions Nigerians asks: 1. When they see you lying down with your eyes closed and they still ask, are you sleeping?? Ans: â€œNo! Am practicing deathâ€ 2. Someone calls you at 2am , waki...ng you up and asks,â€Are you sleeping? Ans: â€œNo! Iâ€™m picking beans.â€ (more)

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Nneoma

Pidgin English >> Jokes: *Boy calling into radio program:* Hello, I just find one bag wey get $100,000.00 and I.D and card of one Mr. Ifeanyi wey dey live for

English:

*Boy calling into radio program:* Hello, I just found a bag containing $100,000.00 and I.D and card of one Mr. Ifeanyi that lives in ikoyi. *Radio Presenter:* You are a nice person. So you want to re...turn the bag, right? *Boy:* No oh. am i mad? For what? I just want to dedicate a song to him. please play "Chop my money" by P-Square for him. Thank you (more)

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Pidgin English >> Jokes:

papa ask him pikin

papa - ani time wey i beat u, how u take dey do make u no vex too much

pikin - hmm papa, i go just go inside toilet,

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English:

Father asks his son

father - whenever i hit you, how do you control your anger?

son - hmm dad, i go into the toilet and clean the toilet sit

father - that is very good by boy, but how does that help you control you anger?

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preciousonochie

Pidgin English >> Jokes: Na wa oh...abeg, how go fit flush this kind toilet na, abeg make una epp

English:

Please how can someone flush this toilet, someone should please help

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Naija-Jokes

Pidgin English >> Jokes:

shey u dey broke and u no no how to breakup with ur babe bfor valentines day, check out dis 5 ways wey fit help you

you give me 16

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English:

Too broke to deal with valentines day spending? Here are 5 easy ways to break up with your lover before February 14

16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery so you’re Capable of Killing Me… It’s Over!
You don’t even respect me. I’m talking and you are busy breathing? It’s over

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Pidgin English >> Jokes: Akpos return one woman purse wey lose for market one day
d woman con happy dey bless akpos, as she open the purse she con comfuse talk say...(more)

English:

Akpors returned a missing purse to the owner in a market. The lady was so grateful but when she looked inside, she got confused and said, “but I had just a single note of one thousand naira, now there are ten notes of one hundred naira, how come?” (more)

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Pidgin English >> Jokes: For church one sunday after d pastor don preach finish, he con tell the congregation say next sunday he go preach about lairs say make

English:

In church one sunday after the pastor had finished preaching, he then told the congregation he would be preaching about lairs the next sunday, he then told them to prepare for the message by reading M...ARK 17vs 1 mto the end the nest sunday the pastor then asked the congreation " if you know you read MARK 17vs 1 to the end raise up your hand" almost everybody int the congregation raside up their hand. the pastor then said " well you all that raised ur hands, my preaching is for your beacu (more)

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preciousonochie

Pidgin English >> Jokes: na only me waka come

English:

i came alone

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