Pidgin English Jokes: Meaning, pronunciations and translations of Jokes in Pidgin English

Add Word(s)

Jokes

Home >> Languages >> Pidgin English >> Jokes

More Languages

Pidgin English > Jokes(Photos) More

wonda nor go end oh, them really talk say love nor dey see, ...

By: victormusa Pidgin English

who go fit do this riddle?
if Teresa's pikin na my piki...

By: preciousonochie Pidgin English

Guy: Babe aw far
Babe: (no ans)
Guy: Babe you dey ...

By: Mhizgbemz Pidgin English

Members (Pidgin English > Jokes) More

Record(s) not found

Pidgin English >> Jokes(Featured Translations)

More Featured Translations

Pidgin English >> Jokes

DaveToriola

Pidgin English >> Jokes: One man write for one forum

our politicians go dey travel up and down, dem go go europe for school, go paris go do enjoyment, dem go go...(more)

English:

A man writes on the forum:

Our politicians go to Europe for education, to Paris for holidays, to Dubai for shopping, to the US for work. They only want to go to Nigeria for being buried here. I want to ask: Is it a cemetery?

DaveToriola . Translations (1) . Add Translation

medeakran

Pidgin English >> Jokes: Your mama wowo so te she enter wowo competition, they tell ham sorry we no want ogas for this place.

English:

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

medeakran . Translations (1) . Add Translation

Naija-Jokes

Pidgin English >> Jokes:

Teacher: Kola, spell plantain

Kola: whish one? the lipe one or the unlipe one?

Teacher: weytin be the difference abeg? just spell

...(more)

English:

Teacher: Kola, spell plantain

Kola: whish one? the ripe one or the unripe one?

Teacher: what difference does it make? Just spell plantain!

Kola: teacher, If you fry the ripe one its called fried plantain',
         if you fry the unripe one it is called plaintain chips'
         If you roast it, it is called roasted plaintain
         A

Naija-Jokes . Translations (1) . Add Translation

DaveToriola

Pidgin English >> Jokes: Some yeye quezion wey naija pippu dem dey ask: 1. wen dey see say u lye down for bed con close eyes, dey go still ask u, ah u dey sleep??

English:

some stupid questions Nigerians asks: 1. When they see you lying down with your eyes closed and they still ask, are you sleeping?? Ans: “No! Am practicing death” 2. Someone calls you at 2am , waking you up and asks,”Are you sleeping? Ans: “No! I’m picking beans.”

DaveToriola . Translations (1) . Add Translation

Naija-Jokes

Pidgin English >> Jokes: For church one sunday after d pastor don preach finish, he con tell the congregation say next sunday he go preach about lairs say make

English:

In church one sunday after the pastor had finished preaching, he then told the congregation he would be preaching about lairs the next sunday, he then told them to prepare for the message by reading MARK 17vs 1 mto the end the nest sunday the pastor then asked the congreation " if you know you read MARK 17vs 1 to the end raise up your hand" almost everybody int the congregation raside up their hand. the pastor then said " well you all that raised ur hands, my preaching is for your beacu

Naija-Jokes . Translations (1) . Add Translation

Naija-Jokes

Pidgin English >> Jokes:

Ibo man, yoruba man and one hausa man los inside forest and den d cannibals catch them. the oga for d cannibals con send dem say make dem

...(more)

English:

An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and an Hausa man were lost in a forest and then captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a(more)

Naija-Jokes . Translations (1) . Add Translation