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wonda nor go end oh, them really talk say love nor dey see, ...

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GCE MATHEMATICS EXAM QUESTON FOR AKPOS

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My phone fall down i kon dey check if evryone for ...

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DaveToriola

Pidgin English >> Jokes: Some yeye quezion wey naija pippu dem dey ask: 1. wen dey see say u lye down for bed con close eyes, dey go still ask u, ah u dey sleep??

English:

some stupid questions Nigerians asks: 1. When they see you lying down with your eyes closed and they still ask, are you sleeping?? Ans: “No! Am practicing death” 2. Someone calls you at 2am , waking you up and asks,”Are you sleeping? Ans: “No! I’m picking beans.”

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Bad_Nigerian_English

Pidgin English >> Jokes: You are blocking me

English:

you are obstructing my view

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Naija-Jokes

Pidgin English >> Jokes:

Akpos mama - Akpos how school today na my pikin?

Akpos - ahh mama, today make sense oh we do plenty thins today, i even do one science

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English:

Akpos mother - Akpos how was school today my son?

Akpos - Mum today was fantastic, we did alot of things o, i even did a science experiment that bombed the school

Akpos Mother - Wow! that is good my son, you school is good with interesting activities for children, i like it, so what will you be doing tomorrow in school?

Akpos - which school? i said i bombed tht school today, the principal said i should give you this letter to come to school tomorrow so you can see w

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IsabellaMason

Pidgin English >> Jokes: Obun

English:

A dirty person

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Naija-Jokes

Pidgin English >> Jokes: Akpos and oda student dey class as the maths teacher enta class con dey ask question, the teacher con say "any body wey go answer de nex

English:

Akpos and other class mates were inside the class when the mathematics teacher came into the class, then he started asking questions and said whoever answers my next question, can go home.
Akpos throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Akpos: Me! I’m going home now.

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Naija-Jokes

Pidgin English >> Jokes: Teacher : weytin dem dey call lizard baby?
Akpos : Lizzy baby

English:

Teacher : what is a baby lizard called?
Akpos : Lizzybaby

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Naija-Jokes

Pidgin English >> Jokes: Akpos return one woman purse wey lose for market one day
d woman con happy dey bless akpos, as she open the purse she con comfuse talk say...(more)

English:

Akpors returned a missing purse to the owner in a market. The lady was so grateful but when she looked inside, she got confused and said, “but I had just a single note of one thousand naira, now there are ten notes of one hundred naira, how come?” (more)

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victormusa

Pidgin English >> Jokes: abeg this one for the picture resemble airport?...see as airport wen dey owerri be like for heavy rain wen dey fall

English:

Please those place in this picture look like an airport?...see how an airport in owerri look like, during heavy rain fall

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Naija-Jokes

Pidgin English >> Jokes:

Akpos na cleaner for 1 airline, so 1 day e con dey clean the cockpit of the airoplain, as e dey clean am e con c 1 book wey dem write

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English:

Akpos is a cleaner for an airline, so one day he was cleaning the cockpit of the airplain and saw a book titled "How to fly a plain volume I"
He then opened the first page of the book and read "to start the plain press the red button", he den pressed the red button and the engine started, he was so excited
He opened the second page and read "to move the plain press the green button, without wasting time he did

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One police man sitdown dey read bible one day na yim some jehovah withness preachers come inside the police station to preach to ram

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English:

A policeman is reading a Bible When some Jehovah withness preachers came into the police station to preach to him

- One of the preachers asked : Who killed Abel sir?

- The police officers aswered shouted: Ask supol ibrahim he is the one in charge of murder cases!

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