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Guy: Babe aw far
Babe: (no ans)
Guy: Babe you dey ...

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who go fit do this riddle?
if Teresa's pikin na my piki...

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victormusa

Pidgin English >> Jokes: Chai, i nor fit believe am, abeg who fit know say the person wen dey this picture na chika ike...anyway she still fine sha

English:

I can not believe it, please who can recognise the person in this picture as Chika Ike...anyway she still look pretty

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Pidgin English >> Jokes:

Akpos mama - Akpos how school today na my pikin?

Akpos - ahh mama, today make sense oh we do plenty thins today, i even do one science

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English:

Akpos mother - Akpos how was school today my son?

Akpos - Mum today was fantastic, we did alot of things o, i even did a science experiment that bombed the school

Akpos Mother - Wow! that is good my son, you school is good with interesting activities for children, i like it, so what will you be doing tomorrow in school?

Akpos - which school? i said i bombed tht school today, the principal said i should give you this letter to come to school tomorrow so you can see w

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Pidgin English >> Jokes:

Warri grammar school student go excursion to egypt. for the tomb wey dem bury Pharaoh dem write "1102BC"

The teacher con ask them "who no

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English:

The students of Warri Grammar School went on excursion to Egypt. On the tomb of Pharaoh was written "1102BC".

The teacher now asked "who knows what this means?"
Nobody except Akpos raised his hand but the teacher was not comfortable and pretended not to take notice of him.
She then asked again and yet only Akpos' hand was still up

So she allowed him to answer. Akpos said "that is pharaoh's bb pin"

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chineloneche

Pidgin English >> Jokes: See wetin rain for Lagos dey cause. dem catch one woman wey don marry ontop of one man wey never marrry bed wey dey live for three street

English:

See what the rain in Lagos caused. A married woman was yesterday found on the bed of a bachelor that lives three streets away and she claimed it was the flood that carried her away and put her on the bachelorâ€™s bed!!! trouble

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Pidgin English >> Jokes: Akpos return one woman purse wey lose for market one day
d woman con happy dey bless akpos, as she open the purse she con comfuse talk say...(more)

English:

Akpors returned a missing purse to the owner in a market. The lady was so grateful but when she looked inside, she got confused and said, “but I had just a single note of one thousand naira, now there are ten notes of one hundred naira, how come?” (more)

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Pidgin English >> Jokes: For church one sunday after d pastor don preach finish, he con tell the congregation say next sunday he go preach about lairs say make

English:

In church one sunday after the pastor had finished preaching, he then told the congregation he would be preaching about lairs the next sunday, he then told them to prepare for the message by reading MARK 17vs 1 mto the end the nest sunday the pastor then asked the congreation " if you know you read MARK 17vs 1 to the end raise up your hand" almost everybody int the congregation raside up their hand. the pastor then said " well you all that raised ur hands, my preaching is for your beacu

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Pidgin English >> Jokes: One huzband come back house from church one day, he con greet him wife, carry her up round the house.
D wife con dey suiprise dey happy dey...(more)

English:

A husband comes home from Church, greets his wife, lifts her up and carries her around the house.
The wife is was surprised and excited! She asked with smiles,
“Did the Pastor preach on being romantic?” Out of breath the husband replies, “No, he said we must carry our burdens…”
Wife lands him a thunderous slap

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Pidgin English >> Jokes:

Boy friend - After 3 years, i wan tell u say i no go fit be ur boy friend again
gril friend - u dey joke? my god!! well dey good,

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English:

boy friend : After 3 years, I have to let you know I can no longer be your Boyfriend…
girl friend : WTF! You can’t be serious right now… it’s cool though Josh, that’s why I’ve been having sex with your best friend for the past 2 years. YOU FOOL!
boy friend : Wow… really? I was about to say I can’t be your boyfriend anymore because I want to be your husband.

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