How Akpos crosses the road in nigeria
Look right nd left for cars and bikes,
look up incase aeroplane wants to fall,
Look down for bomb on the floor,
Look back for kidnappers,
look side, hold your bag tight and watch the person beside you is a thife.
Then walk zig zag to avoid straight bullet.

The students of Warri Grammar School went on excursion to Egypt. On the tomb of Pharaoh was written "1102BC".

The teacher now asked "who knows what this means?"
 Nobody except Akpos raised his hand but the teacher was not comfortable and pretended not to take notice of him.
She then asked again and yet only Akpos' hand was still up

So she allowed him to answer. Akpos said "that is pharaoh's bb pin"

Akpos mother - Akpos how was school today my son?

Akpos - Mum today was fantastic, we did alot of things o, i even did a science experiment that bombed the school

Akpos Mother - Wow! that is good my son, you school is good with interesting activities for children, i like it, so what will you be doing tomorrow in school?

Akpos - which school? i said i bombed tht school today, the principal said i should give you this letter to come to school tomorrow so you can see w

See what the rain in Lagos caused. A married woman was yesterday found on the bed of a bachelor that lives three streets away and she claimed it was the flood that carried her away and put her on the bachelor’s bed!!! trouble

*Boy calling into radio program:* Hello, I just found a bag containing $100,000.00 and I.D and card of one Mr. Ifeanyi that lives in ikoyi. *Radio Presenter:* You are a nice person. So you want to return the bag, right? *Boy:* No oh. am i mad? For what? I just want to dedicate a song to him. please play "Chop my money" by P-Square for him. Thank you

1 The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want. 2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name’s sake.4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

A policeman is reading a Bible When some Jehovah withness preachers came into the police station to preach to him

- One of the preachers asked : Who killed Abel sir?

- The police officers aswered shouted: Ask supol ibrahim he is the one in charge of murder cases!

Teacher: Kola, spell plantain

Kola: whish one? the ripe one or the unripe one?

Teacher: what difference does it make? Just spell plantain!

Kola: teacher, If you fry the ripe one its called fried plantain',
         if you fry the unripe one it is called plaintain chips'
         If you roast it, it is called roasted plaintain
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