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Akpos com back from work con dey bone face wife - weytin happen? Akpos - I get small problem for my office wife - your problem na awa
The Akpos comes home from his office very upset.
Wife - What happened?
Akpos - I have some problems in my office.
Wife - All the problems are ours!
(more)The Akpos comes home from his office very upset.
Wife - What happened?
Akpos - I have some problems in my office.
Wife - All the problems are ours!
Akpos - So, then a secretary in our office is pregnant for us.
The wife fainted.
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Teacher: Kola, spell plantain Kola: whish one? the lipe one or the unlipe one? Teacher: weytin be the difference abeg? just spell
Teacher: Kola, spell plantain
Kola: whish one? the ripe one or the unripe one?
Teacher: what difference does it make? Just spell plantain!
Kola: teacher, If you fry the ripe one its called fried plantain',
if you fry the unripe one it is called plaintain chips'
If you roast it, it is called roasted plaintain
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One inspirtion speaker talk say: "the best year of my life i spend am with woman wey no be my wife... He con add "she be my mama"
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Warri grammar school student go excursion to egypt. for the tomb wey dem bury Pharaoh dem write "1102BC" The teacher con ask them "who no
The students of Warri Grammar School went on excursion to Egypt. On the tomb of Pharaoh was written "1102BC".
The teacher now asked "who knows what this means?"
Nobody except Akpos raised his hand but the teacher was not comfortable and pretended not to take notice of him.
She then asked again and yet only Akpos' hand was still up
So she allowed him to answer. Akpos said "that is pharaoh's bb pin"
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some kind of trouble wey people wey face for police hand
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five minutes later, another Unknown caller called.
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Pidgin English >> Jokes: For church one sunday after d pastor don preach finish, he con tell the congregation say next sunday he go preach about lairs say make
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Pidgin English >> Jokes: One teacher wan teach her students all about self esteem, She go talk say if anyone dey feel stupid dat make the persin stand up. One of
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One day, Akpos and him friend okon dey come back from school, akpos con taik say make dey play one game Akpos - i be monkey be 1 be
One day Akpos and his friend Okon was on their way home from school, Akpos decided the should play a game
Apkos - I was a monkey be 1
Okon - I was a monkey be 2
Apkos - I was a monkey be 3
(more)One day Akpos and his friend Okon was on their way home from school, Akpos decided the should play a game
Apkos - I was a monkey be 1
Okon - I was a monkey be 2
Apkos - I was a monkey be 3
Okon - i was a monkey be for
Akpos - hahaha... you were a monkey before, no wonder your mother looks likes a baboon
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