1. Why is your laptop bag empty, you want to steal a laptop and keep it in the bag abi? Oya, enter the motor!
2. Oga, this your Range Rover Sport car is fine o. Oya, use it to hit that wall there let’s see if your airbag is working. Oh! So you don’t want to use it to hit the wall abi? Oya, park!!! I say park before I break your head with my baton.
3. Why is your car not having A/C? You want(less)

Father asks his son

father - whenever i hit you, how do you control your anger?

son - hmm dad, i go into the toilet and clean the toilet sit

father - that is very good by boy, but how does that help you control you anger?

son - i used your thoot brush to clean the toilet daddy

WITH CORRUPTION IN JONATHAN’S GOVERNMENT:

1. A Tin of milk was #100
2. A Bag Of Sachet Water Was #80
3. A Bag Of Rice Was #8,000
4. A dollar was #177
5. From ikeja to cms, using bus was #200
6. A litre of fuel was #87 without queues.
7. Four seed of tomatoes was #50

WITHOUT CORRUPTION IN BUHARI’S GOVERNMENT:

1. A Tin of milk is #170
2. A Bag O(less)

1. 16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery so you’re Capable of Killing Me… It’s Over!
2. You don’t even respect me. I’m talking and you are busy breathing? It’s over
3. I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. It’s over
4. I messaged you at 11:59pm and you replied me at 12:00am. why(less)