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Onto the next one... Original rips cracking Niaja jokes for here, U can only laugh wen you feel like, i no fit force you my brother .... Lets keep it rolling (less)

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English: A man went to a library to return a book. On getting to the counter he bang on it and yelled
" I read this book and there were so many names...(more)

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necherem neh posted a translation to :

today

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Yoruba:

loni

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English: I Was sleeping in the church when the usher woke me up.
Immediately I Heard the priest saying "STAND UP"
I Stood up not knowing why!
Priest :-...(more)

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necherem neh posted a translation to :

kedu maka lagos

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English:

How is Lagos?

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English: Akpororo giving it to them as e dey hot. Don't crack ya ribs while laughing

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English: Mind your business. A man who decides to swallow a whole coconut, has complete faith in his anus.

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Pidgin English: Bovi explains the reason behind all beef among celebirties in 2016

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Pidgin English:

Naija police ...... After dem finish to dey check everytin for one man motor and everytin dey correct

Police - Abeg borrow me ur phone

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Pidgin English:

English Gramma

sam loco and Ibu no go kill person

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English: The gods need urine

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Pidgin English: Kolo just come

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English: A boy was going through his grandmother's wallet one night and found her ID card. Grandma? he asked, "how much do you weigh?" His

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English: HOT COMEDY JOKES BY GORDONS, AY & OSAMA @Easter Comedy Club 2017

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English: Tutorial with the landlord's daughter dey always lead to quick notice. hahahahahahahahahahaha can't stop laughing

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English: Akpororo giving it to them as e dey hot. Don't crack ya ribs while laughing

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Pidgin English: Abeg bros help me blow my eye

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Pidgin English: Bovi explains the reason behind all beef among celebirties in 2016

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English: Akpos won a lottery of 10 million dollars, after claiming the money, he buried the cash at the foot of a tree, and took a picture of the

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English: Today I saw a little boy crying holding N100. I asked him what was the problem, he said, "My mom gave me this N100 after I lost my first

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English: I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, talking about his well-paid job and expensive sports car. Then he

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English: GIRL: i have sinned; i called my boyfriend a bastard. PASTOR: So wat did he do to deserve dat? GIRL: He kissed me. PASTOR: You mean like

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English: When Chinese Language Jams Igbo And Yoruba see laugh.

Pidgin English:

When chinko jam Igbo and yoruba man

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English: dollar palava

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English: SON: Mummy, today on our way back on the bus daddy told me to give up my seat for a woman.
MOTHER: Well that's responsible of your father....(more)

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English: A Reverend father was praying over the offering in church.
Akpos opened his eyes and saw the father taking five thousand naira out of the...(more)

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English: Akpos: Bros wetin be d meaning
of Hair cllips (eclipse)? People just dey
talk abt am since. Ogene: Sun
get low current. Scientist dey
inside...(more)

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English:

NAIJA FUNNY QUOTES

1. He who fights & runs away , Na fear catch am.

2. Pikin wey no sabi em mama

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English: I met one small boy crying profusely with two ten-ten naira notes in his hands!
I asked him why he was crying?
He said his mother sent him...(more)

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hahahahahaha this boy na street lol 

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English: A friend told me that his father bought an Android car. I told him that my swimming pool got burnt and he blocked me. Why now? I thought it

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English: That awkward moment when your dad scolds u on whatsapp and threatens not to pay ur school fees. .. Then u wanted to reply"sori" and then

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English: *GIRL :* Dad, am getting married.
*DAD :* To who?
*GIRL:* He's from d north
*DAD :* What ! ! ! ? God forbid !, Boko Haram people ! ? No way !...(more)

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English:

Have u heard of the guy who posted RIP in Buhari's Twitter? The dude was arrested, taken to court & asked to defend himself.....He says RIP

...(more)

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English: Assuming you received this # ALERT from your bank:
"Dear Customer #10,000 has been deducted from your account 002163.....**** for President...(more)

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English: Who is the most craziest ?
1. Abatete man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi.....
2. Oba man who went to the bank with a spanner to open...(more)

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this stuffs are really hilarious cant stop laughing but i will go for number 3 ruler to know how long he slept that i cant get off my head lol

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English: A man went to a library to return a book. On getting to the counter he bang on it and yelled
" I read this book and there were so many names...(more)

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English: My Ex just posted a pic of her in a FERRARI.
Please if you can PHOTOSHOP me in a Private Jet
Just inbox me
I must win this fight.........(more)

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English: Only in Nigeria. Imagine! An accident occurred today, 11 persons were injured, 12 died. So the minister of Health promised to offer 5k to

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English: A guy was charged N300,000 as bride price. He bitterly complained 2 his in-laws.*
*Guy*: A long time ago, pple were only paying goats or...(more)

Yoruba:

Arakunrin fee fe iyawo, won wa fun ni iye owo ti oma saneleyi ti o je N300 000 fun owo ori iyawo, ofi ikoro salaye fun awon ana re pe ni aiye igba awon eran ko ati elubo isu fi fe mundia pe ose wa je omo ti gbogbo okunrin ti ba sun lopolopo igba ni ki ohun so aduru owo fun awon ana wa ni to ri e gan ni owow se won

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English:

“How I have been surviving fuel scarcity and lack
of electricity:
Go to a nearby bank . Greet everyone
Plug phone to charge, plug power bank,

...(more)

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English: ACTORS
ME AND MY PASTOR
My PASTOR asked me how much I bought my
Iphone 6 and I said 25k instead of 350k because I
don't want him to know I have...(more)

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English: A Catholic Priest (Nigerian) was dying in a hospital and asked the Doctor to call a POLICE Officer & a POLITICIAN. Within minutes, the two...(more)

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English:

..3 thieves were taken to court, and were found guilty. The 1st man stole 1 sardine. The judge said 3yrs in prison bcos there are 3 slices

...(more)

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English: A mad man saw his friend crying by a river side. He sat down beside him and asked:
“why are u crying?"
The other one answered: “ i put a cube...(more)

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English: I Was sleeping in the church when the usher woke me up.
Immediately I Heard the priest saying "STAND UP"
I Stood up not knowing why!
Priest :-...(more)

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English:

there are only two parties in Nigeria
PDP and APC
the rest na get together

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English: AY Live Acapella
cant stop laughing

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English: Never you argue with the police

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English: NIGERIAN GIRLS LOVE MONEY! You'll get
angry & tell her go to hell.. She will look at you and be like, I
DON'T HAVE TRANSPORT!! ...(more)

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English: An Ibo man once prayed to God that he should stumble on
N2000 and promised to give God N1000 out of it. Not up to
5minutes afterwards, he saw...(more)

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English:

GIRLS be like. . .
"I want a man who will protect me"
Buh those same gurl are still the ones ignoring security men in their areas. . . My

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English: Driver Emma is being
interrogated after an accident …
Policeman:how did you end up killing 49 people?
Emmy:while driving I saw 2 men
crossing...(more)

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English: What is death?
Death can be defined as when u pay ur school fees
(N450,000) through a mobile app and in d next 2minutes
MTN sends you a...(more)

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English: My Ex just posted a pic of her in a FERRARI.
Please if you can PHOTOSHOP me put me in a Private Jet
Just inbox me
I must win this fight.........(more)

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Naija-Jokes posted a translation to :

Annoying

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Igbo:

keiwe

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Naija-Jokes posted a translation to :

Im back baby

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Hausa:

ina baya baby

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