English: Palm Fruit

Igbo:

English: 12-year-old homeless Nigerian girl gives birth to a baby at a dumpsite.
A 12-year-old homeless street child has given birth to a baby at a dumpster. According to Child's Right and Rehabilitation Network (CRARN) a charity organization in Nigeria: "The girl's only shelter is a dumpster at a dump side meant for collecting recycles, such as cans, aluminum, coppers and used plastic bottles. They had a naming ceremony and the child was named Miracle....(more)

English: Coconut

Igbo:

English: Meaning of the Nigrian flag
The two green stripes represent Nigeria's natural wealth, while the white band represents peace

Yoruba:

English: Animal

Hausa:

Pidgin English:  shine teeth

English:

English: I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, talking about his well-paid job and expensive sports car. Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?" I said, "If you think she's gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend." He said, "Why? Is she more gorgeous?" I said, "No, she's an optician."

...(more)

English: Hyaena

Yoruba:

English: wow
A mother of a four- months old baby is planning to introduce her to a waist traynor

Hausa:

English: http://hindustanautomationchennai.blogspot.in/2018/01/leading-industrial-automation-companies_5.html

English: Good night

Hausa:

English: Big brother nigeria 

Pidgin English:

English: A boy was going through his grandmother's  wallet one night and found her ID card. Grandma? he asked, "how much do you weigh?" His grandmother replied, " that's not an appropriate question, Jimmy" He then asked, "How old are you? She again replied. "That is not appropriate, Jimmy". Finally he asked, "Grandma, why did grandpa leave you?" Before she had time to answer, Jimmy looked at the card and said, "Oh i see, its because you got an "F" in sex."...(more)

English: A woman and her 7 years old son were in a keke and passed some group of prostitutes standing.
the boy asked:"mum, what are those women doing?"
the mother replied "they are waiting for their husband to comme back from work"
the keke driver was furious and told the little boy" they are prostitutes and they sleep with men for money.
the boys eyes opened wide and said mum what happens to the children they give birth to?
she replied: "most of them becomes keke drivers" lol...(more)

English: from over sees

Yoruba:

English: You are not interesting

Igbo:

English: Happy new year  people

Igbo:

English: Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.
Matthew 11 vs 28

Igbo:

English: A pastor was caught by his members drinking a bottle of star the following convo ensured,
member: haba pastor, u should be drinking malt, fanta or coke and not star beer. You are not doing what u preach.
pastor: shaaattapp joor, where was malt, fanta and coke when STAR led the  wise men to JESUS?...(more)

Pidgin English:  Mercy Johnson don do naming ceremony for her pikin again o 

English:

: fefe geme

Pidgin English: Get you out of my head

English:  African mothers reaction when you bring a lady home. This is funny and at the same time touching. #stillinthemothersdaycelebration ...(more)

Pidgin English: A Typical Nigerian way of sending someone on
Errand
MAN: Go and buy me bathing Soap.If Lux na N70 buy am, but if Lux no dey, buy Joy soap. If Lux dey, but dem dey sell am N80 andJoy soap na N70, buy Joy soap.But if Joy and Lux na N80, buy Lux soap. If the two soaps no dey,buy.
Anyone wey Good Wey be N70 .
KID:bros, abeg, wetin u wan really buy?...(more)

English: Sometimes am very sturbbon i let my pride govern.... But dats whats makes me Treasure 

: Am blessed by God

Pidgin English: Dimeji Bankole don blame all the teachers for naija for the bad leaders wey awa country niaja don dey get from befor ti now 

English:

English: Halt, who goes there? says the vigilante.

English: Íni o míyenbra Apetamin, but you're lying íni fei weight gain . Tamuno rauemì o!

English: Okomi ale elomi

English:

A couple just had an argument and were going for a function. They were not speaking, until they passed a farm’s open field where some pigs were playing around in the mud.

: yak emem abasi odu ye afo in english

English: Breakfast

Hausa:

English: true love

Igbo:

English: CELESTIAL CHURCH OF CHRIST

Yoruba:

English: My Ex just posted a pic of her in a FERRARI.
Please if you can PHOTOSHOP me put me in a Private Jet
Just inbox me
I must win this fight.........(more)

English: Davido offers to help his namesake 'David Adeleke' with tuition fees. Davido who recently welcomed his newborn daughter, Hailey Veronica Adeleke has offered to pay the tuition fee of his namesake, David Adeleke, who appears to be a journalist. David who has been accepted for a media workshop at Yale University had gone to Twitter to seek for financial support from friends to raise about $3,500 for his tuition fee....(more)

English: Se ireti pipe n mokan sare

: Please what is the Yoruba or name for cardamom

English: tata

Pidgin English:

: Ori e ti yi

English: Awon obo

Pidgin English:

English: When the heat is too much and you decide to pull off your shirt, mosquito be like?

English: Just ask for an explanation ah ha this is too much.

English: That 'Chimoooo' moment your Mother-in-Law from the village uses you iPad as candle stand

English: That awkward moment when your dad scolds u on whatsapp and threatens not to pay ur school fees. .. Then u wanted to reply"sori" and then auto correct changed it to"Story " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂......(more)

English: If I slap you,you will start talking

English: Osuka to English

Pidgin English: shift for me to sit down

English:

English: African star apple 

Igbo: