English: No matter how light skinned you are, you will always need light in darkness. Take caution 

Igbo:

English: Cutlass

Hausa:

English: Boda Wasiu calls davido after he hears davido's new song "if"

English: But why? if na jand we go say na green card cause am. But my guy why?

Pidgin English: EFCC don search con see ova N632.2 million naira for the former Enugu state judge Innocent Azubuike Umezulike account. Dem don invite the former Chief Judge for better interrogation on January 17....(more)

English:

Pidgin English: Have you eat?

English:

Pidgin English: Onye m Isi, were Isi.

English:

English: Wannan magani shine make kira dad an dakkarawa ingantaccen magani had I zuru an had a wanna magani da itatuwa daban

English: hahahahaha she warned you oh

English: Rice

Hausa:

English:  HOT COMEDY JOKES BY GORDONS, AY & OSAMA @Easter Comedy Club 2017 

English: What is meaning of ayomi in English?

English: Former MBGN, Iheoma Nnadi took to her Instagram page to celebrate her man, Emmanuel Emenike on his birthday. "Happy birthday to the keeper of my heart. my husband. my favorite pain in the ass. my only beau. Today I pray that God almighty bless you with long life, peace and prosperity. I Love you my king. Time to celebrate....(more)

English:  How will you do (it)?

Hausa:

English: *GIRL :* Dad, am getting married.
*DAD :* To who?
*GIRL:* He's from d north
*DAD :* What ! ! ! ? God forbid !, Boko Haram people ! ? No way ! ! !... 
 *GIRL :* He's Dangote's son....
*DAD :* Ahhhhhh ! ! ,well ! ! we're all Nigerians... 
😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄...(more)

English: Mouthpiece

English:   Chigul Ft Phyno, Mayorkun - Blessing [Official Video]

: How are you

English: fruits

Yoruba:

English: Its all about the ego oh.. Igbo kwenu!!!

Pidgin English: Abeg

English:

English: Protection

Yoruba:

Pidgin English:  Very old fashioned 

English:

English: Two police officers killed as armed robbers attack two banks close to BOWEN University in Osun. Two police officers were killed after some armed robbers attacked two banks, Sterling and First Bank, located at the main entrance of Bowen University in Iwo town, Osun state yesterday June 6th. The robbers who were armed with sophisticated weapons, stormed the banks that are frequently visited by students of the institution. The robbers carted away large sums of money. The state pol...(more)

Pidgin English: I get am before,no be property

English:

English:

The man comes too late and knocks the door. His wife says:

- Oh, and you will explain to all the neighbors where you are coming from in your pants and bra this mid

...(more)

English: money 

Pidgin English:

English: sick

Yoruba:

English: mouse

Igbo:

English: A river that forgets it will surely dry up

Yoruba:

: When you don't understand what happening in your life, just close your eyes 👀,and take a deep breath and say"Ya Allah, Know this is your plan,just help me through it....(more)

: Aiye mi

English: Abia Police arrest pastor who operates baby factory, illegal medical centre in his church; rescued pregnant teenagers claim he raped them.
The Abia State Police Command have arrested a pastor who operates an illegal medical centre and Baby Factory in his church. Briefing newsmen on Monday, June 5th, at the State Police Headquarters, Umuahia, the Commissioner of Police, CP Adeleye Oyebade, who parade the pastor along with other suspect, disclosed that on May 24th,, informati...(more)

English: Get up

Igbo:

Pidgin English: Na by force to go school

English:

Pidgin English: Indomie

English:

English:

BOY: Baby where r U? GIRL: My dad's driver is taking me to shoprite in d jeep. BOY: Ok, I'm behind U in d bus, don't pay, I've paid for both

English: It doesn't get better than this- Thin Tall Tony says as he shares cute throwback photo with his wife.
BB Naija contestant, Thin Tall Tony shared this photo with his wife on IG and wrote "My #tbt goes 3years back when I went through the process of knowing a new culture from mine...all the way to Nassarawa and Abuja to marry this amazing woman @missebonydiva...it doesn't get better than this. #thintalltony#proudlynigerian #madeinnigeria#madlove #changebeginswithme#anothercal...(more)

English:

Argument of the day
Wikipedia : I know everything.
Google : I have everything.
Facebook : I know everybody.
Internet : Without me, you are all nothing.
NEPA: Keep talking …we shall see!
Generator: I am there for them
Fuel: Bros you say??

English: Just like raindrops falling from my eyes 
just like tear drops falling from the sky 

: What is Igbo name for funegreek seed, cloves and booni 

Pidgin English: Buy richard card here 

English:

English: pls whats the meaning of mabuza?

Pidgin English:

Pidgin English: busy body / over sabi 

English:

Pidgin English: My tommy is doing me some how

English:

English: Iyanya - Bow for you

English: My babe

Pidgin English:

English: Came across this and decieded to post it up here. So funny 

Igbo:

English: Akpors enters a supermarket to buy himself orange juice and sugar. He paid for the orange juice and walked out with the sugar under his arm, unpaid. At the door he was arrested and locked up.
During the court hearing, the judge asked him why he paid for th juice and stole the sugar? He replied " i did not steal. At the back of the juice bottle is written: SUGAR FREE! 
You think i am silly or what?...(more)

English: Cold morning 

Igbo: