English: Spring onions

Yoruba:

English: these yoruba movies will not kill us... lol

English: GUY: Hello dear.
GIRL: (No reply)
GUY: How are you doing?
GIRL: (No reply)
GUY: 30769944262541
GIRL: Wow! Which network?
GUY: Your Father...(more)

English: Small pikin wey dem carry for back no know say the journey far

English: Psychosocial needs

: What is Igbo name for funegreek seed, cloves and booni 

English: Friend: I know everything about tennis, ask me anything! Me: Okay, tell me how many holes are there in the net?

English: Donkey

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: No be small thing 

: Magabacin Mutumi "SuperMan" (Hausa)

English: I went for a night prayer at one
church.... So in the midst of the
prayer session, a member touched
my shoulder and said "YOU WILL
WALK"..... I didn't understand coz I
have no disability on me.... When I
got out of the church, my transport
money had been stolen.... INDEED I
WALKED...(more)

Pidgin English: Isaiah 9:6 For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace...(more)

English: Onye nbu

: the translation of this Igbo proverb to English: Ochu okuko new ada.mwa okuko new mwe mwe oso

: AUCTIONING! AUCTIONING!! AUCTIONING!!! THE NIGERIA CUSTOM SERVICE TRUCKS, CARS,BAG OF RICE APPROVED BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT 2017/2018 WE SALE ALL KINDS OF TOKUNBO CARS AND TRUCKS. Toyota Camry 1999/2001 #250000 Toyota Corolla 2003/2005 #450000 Toyota Picnic 1999/2001 #285000 Toyota Avalon 2003/2005 #450000 Volkswagen Golf2,3,4 #18000-300000 09067374835 NIGERIA CUSTOMS (NATIONAL AUTHORIZED CAR SALES) FOR 2017 HAS COMMENCED WE HAVE DIRECT TOKUNBO CARS VERY CLEAN AND BRAND NEW CARS FOR

...(more)

: Hello 

Pidgin English: nottin dey happen

English:

Pidgin English: Love no get size
This befor marriage picture don dey everi wia for niaja, even the babe sef done dey share plenty plenty picture give us.....(more)

English:

English: sick

Yoruba:

English: BankyW & Adesua Etomi rock matching $695 Gucci sneakers.
Singer, BankyW and his wife-to-be, actress Adesua Etomi are presently in Dubai filming 'The Wedding Party 2'. Beverly Naya shared the photo above left of the couple rocking matching $695 Gucci Glitter Web sneaker with studs, while out shopping....(more)

English: Clap

Hausa:

English:

• big
• small
• fast
• slow
• light
• dark
• loud
• quiet

Hausa:

: I'm so excited

Pidgin English:

A man went out with his friends and returns late. At about 12 midnight the man comes back and knocks…the Wife tells him “Go sleep where you dey come from o!!”
Judging by her voice she was pissed, the man answered “Relax I no com sleep, nah d condoms wey dey table 4 my room I cum collect. Abeg pass am come. Plenty women dey for the party!” The wife opened the door and said,”Where you dey go?Enter this house before I change mind!”.

English: Hello

Pidgin English: Lets be going now

English:

English: hahahahaha she warned you oh

Pidgin English: Face your front

English:

English: Salt

Igbo:

English: ori e ti daru

English: Dwarf mother and daughter arrested in Ogun State for dealing in cannabis.
43-year-old woman, Alaba Mulika and her 16-year-old daughter, Olamide Saliu were arrested by the Ogun State Police Command for allegedly trading in cannabis.The mother and daughter duo are 'little people'.The duo were paraded alongside 56 other suspects on Thursday, by the Commissioner of Police, Ahmed Iliyasu at the command’s headquarters at Eleweran, Abeokuta.Briefing newsmen on the arrest of...(more)

English: Adabi ti mo ba sebi fun e

English:

: Another name for parsley leaf in igbo is what 

: Iyonu

English: I love you

: Nimo bimo obimo

English: Racism; A nineteen month old baby made to sit alone in the class

Hausa:

English: Jamb to begin sales of 2017 form On Monday, 20th March. The Joint Admission and Matriculation Board (JAMB‏) has announced through its Twitter handle, @JAMBHQ that the sales of jamb form for the 2017 UTME begins on Monday 20th March, 2017 and ends on Wednesday 19th April, 2017.  ...(more)

English: Gunmen open fire at a mosque in Niger state, kill 20. No fewer than 20 persons have been confirmed dead after unknown gunmen opened fire while they were praying at a mosque in Etogi community in Mokwa LGA of Niger State yesterday May 14th. According to residents of the community, the attack is suspected to be a reprisal one after a herdsman was recently killed during a land dispute between Fulani youths and members of the community....(more)

English: And on finding her groom, she kneels & gives him the palm wine.
He would in turn consume it; a sign of readiness to share life together at the most intimate level.
It is more significantly a sign of bonding & the beginning of a covenant.
Omenala/Omenana/Omenani/Omelali #Igbo Amaka!...(more)

Igbo:

English: Ok guys i just found out that using baking soda with a few drops of lemon will clear a pimple.

: Great

English:   Efe - Based on logistics

English: Beans

Igbo:

English: "Bitch is flying first class" - says Bobrisky as he flies back to Nigeria without getting an ass surgery done.
Bobrisky with his full face of glam is on his way back to Lagos, Nigeria after spending weeks in the US, and it looks like he changed his mind about getting an ass surgery done. He also promised a while back to storm the airport with security to handle any 'hater who confronts him and people are on the look out for this! By the way, that's business class...?...(more)

English: house

Hausa:

English: drum

Hausa:

English: We are patiently waiting for the promised change

Yoruba:

English: welcome to my country 

• Where a man Happily meet a lady and when shegoes back to her friends, their only question was "Is the guy loaded?
• Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note
• Where Groundnuts are sold in Bottles & Waters sold in Satchets
• Where your type of henerator shows how rich you are.
• Where politicians use big unnecessary grammar to scam people.
• Where we fight for everything. To gain admission to unive
  ...(more)

Yoruba:

English: Anointing that breaks the yoke.please translate this in Igbo