Pidgin English: Omo i no fit laugh, dem see one yahoo yahoo masquerade for inside cyber cafe dey chat with him oyinbo client ... lol

English:

English: This week wil surely be great

Hausa:

English: GIRL: i have sinned; i called my boyfriend a bastard. PASTOR: So wat did he do to deserve dat? GIRL: He kissed me. PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor kissed the girl. GIRL: Yes! PASTOR: Well, dats no reason to call him a bastard. GIRL: But, he took off my clothes and had sex with me! PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor took off her clothes and had sex with the girl. GIRL: Yes PASTOR: Well, thats also no reason to call him a bastard. GIRL: Then he told me he has AIDS. PASTOR: U are a BASTA...(more)

Pidgin English: I put it there 

English:

English: Meat/beef

Yoruba:

English: A man went to a library to return a book. On getting to the counter he bang on it and yelled
" I read this book and there were so many names in it and no story"
The attendant saw the book and angry shouted at him saying
" IDIOT, so you are the on that took our register"...(more)

English: Game 

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: love

English:

English: ''Those behind the Benue massacre will be fished out and brought to justice'' President Buhari says after meeting with Governor Samuel Ortom
President Buhari this afternoon had a closed door meeting with Benue state governor, Samuel Ortom, over the serial herdsmen killings in the state. President Buhari told Governor Ortom that efforts are being made to fish out the attackers and bring them to justice. He also said that preventive measures are being put in place to avert fu...(more)

Pidgin English:  Very old fashioned 

English:

English: Ịchọ ịlụ gị ịbịa bịa ighọ ifuru na Chief si compound na Chief chọrọ ka ha mata na Mbe mbe adịghị ekwe ka ndị ala ọzọ na-eji ya shei esi ofe....(more)

Igbo:

English: Ibi ti mo fi nwun o, ki esu ma ba ibe je

Pidgin English: omo owu dey blow me o

English:

English: Stock Fish

Igbo:

English: Fast 

Pidgin English:

English: dance

Igbo:

: What is the meaning of this word Omalicham

English: A protruded teeth is a problem to the mouth

Yoruba:

English:     In Today's world revolves around high technology & most companies have invested substantially in automated plants. For this reason most manufacturing companies are looking for competent engineers with basic aptitude towards automation and ability to work on varied brands of PLCs, Drives, MMI and SCADA. The usage of automation has increased more than tenfold in each industry for them to compete globally & the requirement for PLC, SCADA, MMI/HMI, DCS, trained engi

...(more)

English: I wonder what made you married this useless man in the first place.

Pidgin English:

English:  After Finally Raising The Money He Needed To Travel To India To Treat His Diabetes, Blindness, BP, Kidney Failure. Fever, strange blood infection, and strange blisters on his legs Legendary Nollywood Actor, Prince James Uche Who Was Set To Travel On March 11th Is Dead...(more)

Pidgin English: use your head 

English:

English: Shea butter

Igbo:

English: When you've trekked from school to your house for about 30mins and you get to your street only to realize you left your lunch box in school.

: Onini

English: extravagant

Hausa:

English: Photos from a couple's Biafra themed wedding in Enugu State.
Engineer Nabuife Pau and Chukwu Chinyere, tied the knot at St. Paul's Catholic Church, Awkunana, Enugu State on May 27th.   ...(more)

Pidgin English:

English: dddd

English: flower, blossom, splendour

Hausa:

English: What does ijaw language akpomàya mean in English 

English: salt

Igbo:

: Lovely wigs

Pidgin English: Tonto dey talk say her husband dey knack am better beating for house still dey chuk am yarns

English:

Pidgin English: Gbosa for you 

English:

English: A pastor and a church sister were being intimate under a tree, not knowing that a man was up on the tree hiding and smoking. After the act, the sister asked the pastor "did u use condom?"
PASTOR: No!!! Why?
GIRL: Supposing i get pregnant who will take care of the baby?
The pastor replied, "lets leave it to the one above.
Suddenly the smoker jumped down and shouted, "FOR WHO? ABI UNA TWO DON DEY CRAZE? Na me act the film?...(more)

English: Peter Okoye to make his debut as an actor on Genevieve Nnaji's movie project, Lion Heart. Singing sensation, Peter Okoye of PSquare, will make his debut as an actor on Genevieve Nnaji's new movie project, Lion Heart. Genevieve would also be making her debut as a director in this movie. Great stuff! Watch out for this ...(more)

English: baba ko mi yo in English

Pidgin English: I no fit kill my self abegi

English:

: Ame di nfin

English:

This brief conversation ensued between Akpos and his landlord…

English: Yoruba origin

English: Omo dada

English: A breif history of the origin of our great people. Igbo kwenu ...(more)

English: True #Love doesn't have a happy ending.. True Love has no ending. Have A Great Day Friends.. Happy #Valentines
Is this true?...(more)

English: MAD MAN: Doctor, I have a problem; every day I dream of baboons playing football
DOCTOR: Here, take these pills at night
MAD MAN: I'll start tomorrow because today is the finals....(more)

Igbo:

English:

• Land lord
• house rent 

Yoruba:

English: clap

Igbo:

English: Make everyday a great day on purpose!

English: A bad Workman always blames his tools

English: HINDUSTAN AUTOMATION SOLUTIONS Wishing you a happy and prosperous New Year! Make New Year's goals. Dig within, and discover what you would like to have happen in your life this year. This helps you do your part. It is an affirmation that you're interested in fully living life in the year to come. www.hindustanautomation.in...(more)