English:

..3 thieves were taken to court, and were found guilty. The 1st man stole 1 sardine. The judge said 3yrs in prison bcos there are 3 slices of fish inside 1 sardine. 
The 2nd man stole a tray of egg. He got 30yrs in prison bcos a tray of egg contains 30 eggs.

English: After all the new twitter updates and still no edit button ah ha.

English: highly pissed off 

English: Great is thy faithfulness

Hausa:

English: Frank Edwards - Miracle Rain (Audio Video)

English: What is the translation of idi igi 

English: Meet woman who sells bananas for a living...sometimes in a wheel barrow...and travels by air.
Photos of a beautiful Nigerian woman is trending on Facebook because of what she does for a living. She has become successful selling bananas and with the petty business, she is able to fund her lifestyle, including travelling by air. The woman can be seen in photos pushing a wheelbarrow filled with bunches of bananas. In another, she is seen climbing a truck, popularly called 911...(more)

English: Oluwa ti o fara pamo jemi niya

: Horseradish 

English:

Buying alcohol in the UK vs here in Nigeria. 
#Klintoncod

: I want to learn the language. I am 32% Nigerian/Benin/Togo. I don't know how the languages relate...and which one I would be closes to. Morrison research....(more)

English: God Wins

Yoruba:

English: GIRL: i have sinned; i called my boyfriend a bastard. PASTOR: So wat did he do to deserve dat? GIRL: He kissed me. PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor kissed the girl. GIRL: Yes! PASTOR: Well, dats no reason to call him a bastard. GIRL: But, he took off my clothes and had sex with me! PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor took off her clothes and had sex with the girl. GIRL: Yes PASTOR: Well, thats also no reason to call him a bastard. GIRL: Then he told me he has AIDS. PASTOR: U are a BASTA...(more)

: Shoya werey ni

English: There is power in the name of Jesus

Igbo:

Pidgin English: This film is sweet

English:

Pidgin English: Stupid

English:

Started this year making out good friends turn family @iamTJAN  @callmegiftty01

English: Proverbs 27 : 17 As iron sharpens iron, so one person sharpens another.

Igbo:

English: That was how I was caught wit an 'espo',students were shouting 'Chop am'...'swallow am' thinking twas a small paper. Not knowing twas Ababio

Pidgin English: Danfo

English:

English: Me: so babe what's your genotype? Girl: I love tall, rich, handsome & dark guys Genotype:

English: Tomatoes 

Igbo:

English: Cheers!

Hausa:

English: Rivers state governor, Nyesom Wike, sacks all his Special Advisers.
Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Wike, has sacked all his Special Advisers. According to a statement released today by his Special Assistant to the Rivers State Governor on Electronic Media, Simeon Nwakaudu, only the Special Adviser on Religious Affairs, Bishop Winston Iwo retained his post. Recall that Wike on June 23rd, sacked his entire cabinet. ...(more)

English: LWKMD

English: If you're the smartest person in a room, then you're in the wrong room

English: toilet

Igbo:

English: Good morning handsome

Igbo:

: Can u translate this in english; 
 Were
Onikure
For san wo mi abi 
Won ma gba e ku

Pidgin English: Hi  Long time.  Do you know anyone who can write science in pigin?   Can they try this little test interpretation please?      People die from Micro-nutrients deficiencies.   Lack of vitamins about and nutrient dense foods.    Cellular Medicine is able to answer the question as to why it is that every second person now dies of cardiovascular disease. The answer is that the heart and arterial system are highly stressed as a result of the hea

...(more)

English: oil

Hausa:

English: Nalekelemo

English: Birds of the same feather

Pidgin English:

English: Biafra

Hausa:

English: Íni o míyenbra Apetamin, but you're lying íni fei weight gain . Tamuno rauemì o!

Pidgin English:    Patoranking Fire - Mama Aboyo Ft. Olamide

Pidgin English: Jollof 

English:

English: chilling at home

Hausa:

English: Oh my Goodness so funny 

: Ojú tó rí ibi tí ò fọ́, ire ló ńdúró de.   

Pidgin English: Thunder fire one pastor wey him name na Wale Fagbere as he go scatter one shine for ketu area for Ayetoro side of Yewa North Local government, Ogun state. Police self don arrest am ...(more)

English:

English: Nothing gladens my hreat more than seeing things like this. Long live the Igbo culture. #Nigeriansindiaspora ...(more)

Igbo:

English: I lean on God

Igbo:

English: Aluu 4: Court finds three persons guilty of murder.
A Federal High Court sitting in Rivers has found three persons guilty of the murder of four students of the University of Port Harcourt in Aluu community on October 5th 2012. The four male students were brutally murdered by members of Aluu community in the Obio-Apkor Local Government Area of Rivers, over allegations that they were thieves. They were stripped naked, severely beaten and then burnt to death. 12 persons were i...(more)

English: The i am that i am 

Yoruba:

English: television

Yoruba:

English: scripture of the day
Malachi 3:18 

Igbo:

Pidgin English: The picture of this woman dey dey breast feed her baby during her wedding ceremony dey everywhere now

English:

English: Shine like a diamond