Pidgin English: Wen ur barbar tell you say, if it do am, no be just to bend am like C?

English:

English: I really wonder how people can kill a person and feel nothing about it when I myself am scared of killing fowl cos of my conscience 

English: jokes

Igbo:

English: Acting president, Yemi Osinbajo signs three executive orders. Acting President, Yemi Osinbajo, Thursday signed three executive orders that will henceforth change how government business and operations are conducted. According to a statement released by his Senior Special Assistant on Media and Publicity, Laolu Akande, the three executive orders are: 1.Ease of Doing Business
2. Support for 'Made in Nigeria'
3. Timely submission of MDAs budgets ...(more)

English: fool

Pidgin English:

English: Halt, who goes there? says the vigilante.

English: Start

Igbo:

English: Fine

Hausa:

English: Sitting in a bus, a boy talking to himself kept saying: "If my Papa na King and my mama na Queen, I go be Prince; If my Papa na Lion and my mama be Lioness, I go strong.

The bus driver turn to am con ask am: If your papa na Agbero and your mama na Ashawo, wetin you for be?...(more)

Pidgin English:

English: Shuku agbado

: What is fibroid in Hausa language

English: For all have sinned and come short of the glory of God
Romans 3 vs 23

Igbo:

English: I love you 

English: Good morning

Hausa:

English: restaurants

Hausa:

: When you don't understand what happening in your life, just close your eyes 👀,and take a deep breath and say"Ya Allah, Know this is your plan,just help me through it....(more)

English: Life is great! 

English: vegetable

Hausa:

: Afojudi

: Olomu-aperan 

Pidgin English:  you know aw kukuma tell you mummy if she come back from work.

English:

English: How to prepare Ewedu soup. The hardest part is plucking the leaf lol.

English: Basil

English:  great, senior

Hausa:

English: Nigerians are just too religious. U ask someone in the elevator "Are you going down?" and they go "God forbid! I am going up in Jesus name"

Igbo:

: Thank you

English:

Akpos: Baby, even though I don’t have a well-furnished duplex in Victoria Island like John, 2015 Range Rover Sport like John, and even if I’m not working in Chevron Oil Company like John, I love you with all my heart! That’s the best thing I can give u.
Girlfriend: (sobs, moves close to Akpos and whispers in his ear) If you truly love me, introduce me to John.

English: Heart Attack

Igbo:

English: rain

Yoruba:

English: We are Chennai based leading company engaged in supplying of electrical and automation systems for various industrial segments. Hindustan Automation Solutions has always been a customer oriented firm which makes sincere efforts to manufacture and supply latest and useful software and hardware for its valuable clientele across India. Today's world revolves around high technology & most companies have invested substantially in automated plants. For this reason most manufacturin...(more)

English: Why is it that Nigerian Girls are so greedy?...I have been sending chat messeges to this girl as in“hi”, “hey”, “xup” …since 2009 but she has never replied me!
Today i sent, “232252536421162” to her and after 3 minues she replied “xup handsome, please which network airtime is this?” And i replied, “its a NOKIA torch light serial number” …. and she blocked me immediately. Please have I said anythin...(more)

Igbo:

English: Some Chibok girls refused to be ‘freed’ - Negotiator. A legal practitioner and one of the mediators for the release of the 82 Chibok school girls, Zannah Mustapha, has disclosed that some of the abducted Chibok school girls who are still in Boko Haram captivity, refused to be freed during the last negotiation that led to the release of 82 girls last Saturday. Speaking with Reuters, Mustapha said some of the girls have been radicalised. On Saturday May 6th, 82 of the Chibok girls we...(more)

English: Hello

English: For whosoever exalteth himself shall be abased; and he that humbleth himself shall be exalted. Luke 14:11

Igbo:

English: The horn, called Obu, Opi or Ogba by different ethnic groups in southern Nigeria is made from animal horn or elephant tusk. It has an opening at the edge for producing sound as air is forced through it. The horn heralds the arrival or departure of the Igwe, Oba or a big masquerade....(more)

English: Viva barca but I don't see us overturning the PSG game.

: Oko-mi

English: TV

Pidgin English:

English: airport / airplane

Hausa:

Pidgin English: Timaya ft Phyno and Olamide - Telli person

English:

English: How are you?

Yoruba:

English:

Akpos and his wife:
Wife: You smell of woman’s perfume; where did u get it?
Akpos: From the woman I was squeezed with in the taxi.
Wife: What about the used condoms in your pocket?
Akpos: Hey leave me alone don’t ask me silly questions. I want to sleep!!.
Wife: (Crying.) This is not fair coz when I use them I don’t bring them home.
Akpos: (Waking up angry). Wat did you say?
Wife: Leave me alone I want to sleep..

English: Adabi ti moba sebi fun ee

English: Graduate impersonates Bishop Kukah and defrauds prominent ministers in Nigeria such as Bishop Oyedepo of Living Faith Bible Church of 500,000, the Chairman, Honeywell Group, Oba Otudeko, N1m, Admiral Ndubuisi Kanu, N500,000; and businessman, Alhaji Aminu Dantata, N2m. ...(more)

Pidgin English:

English: What is death?
Death can be defined as when u pay ur school fees
(N450,000) through a mobile app and in d next 2minutes
MTN sends you a message that "Dear valued customer
you have successfully subscribe for 8years 76000Gb with
the sum of N450,000.
Thank you for choosing MTN....(more)

English: Rape 

Hausa:

English: Egg eaters

Pidgin English:

English: Monkey

Igbo:

English: OVERLOAD

Igbo:

Pidgin English: INEC don talk am say the person very represent APC Mr Godwin Obaseki na the winna of d election wey dem do for edo state on Wednesday, September 28, 2016...(more)

English: