English: Only in Nigeria that you'd find a currency with home and away jersey

English: Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, Why are you arguing?
One boy answers, We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didnt even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher....(more)

English: All in one place?

English: Yawa shi kan sa zarre ya ja duchi

English: Neem leaf

Pidgin English: E be things 

English: On a weding day, the pastor asked the normal question;
"anyone who feels this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony should speak now, or forever remain silent"
peter raised his hand fom the back. on seeing him the bride fainte, and when she was revived, the pastor asked y he raised hes hand,
Peter replied "we no dey hear u from back"...(more)

English: 'You gave my life a new meaning' - Basketmouth celebrates his son as he turns 9. Comedian, Basketmouth took to his Instagram page to celebrate his son, Jason Okpocha who turned 9 today, May 9, 2017. He shared a cute photo of him and wrote: 'To the man that gave my life a new meaning, my man, my blood...my son. Happy birthday Jason Okpocha. Grow in grace, peace, happiness, love, wealth, favor and great health. Daddy loves you.'...(more)

English: If U sit next to someone with body odor in church, when pastor starts callin people with evil spirit for deliverance, tap them to go forward

English: Se ireti pipe n mokan sare

English: The issues that crops up when an Igbo man gets married to a Yoruba woman. #Souppalava 

: God bless us

English: I need mening of My Lord is My God in Igbo please

Igbo:

English: traveling

Hausa:

English: Am  back with a new dimension

Yoruba:

English: Abinchi alheri zamuci Shir yeye dagawurin Allah 

English: Good afternoon

Hausa:

English: Who do you think you are to talk to me like that

Yoruba:

English: drink / wine / beer

Hausa:

English: Thierry Henry has been named as the new assistant coach of Belgium

Pidgin English:

English: I love to learn to languages

English: Police arrest 45 year man for allegedly raping 9 year old boy to death in Kebbi.
The Kebbi state police command has arrested two suspected homosexuals, one of them allegedly raped a 9 years old boy to death in the state. The two men were paraded before newsmen at the state police command in Birnin Kebbi yesterday August 20th.The state commissioner of police, Ibrahim Kabiru, who paraded the men, said one of the suspects, Malam Ibrahim Yohana Mudi allegedly raped two boys age...(more)

English: i read all night long 

Igbo:

English: For to us a child is born, to us a son is given, and the government will be on his shoulders. And he will be called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace. ...(more)

Igbo:

English: how make sure i achieve my goals this year

Pidgin English:

Pidgin English:

A man went out with his friends and returns late. At about 12 midnight the man comes back and knocks…the Wife tells him “Go sleep where you dey come from o!!”
Judging by her voice she was pissed, the man answered “Relax I no com sleep, nah d condoms wey dey table 4 my room I cum collect. Abeg pass am come. Plenty women dey for the party!” The wife opened the door and said,”Where you dey go?Enter this house before I change mind!”.

English: Man nabbed in Delta State for duping people with false promise of 'oil company' jobs. One Tony Tuoyo was apprehended by members of Vigilante group in Sapele for allegedly duping a group of people with promise to give them jobs at oil firms. According to Sapele Oghenek, the suspect collected the sum of N45,000 from each of the applicants. However, luck ran out on him when he returned to collect the balance of N10,000....(more)

English:  For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; Romans 3:23

Igbo:

English: Police

Hausa:

English:

Valentine special

English: Tea tree

English: A goat and a chicken were walking and discussing along the road when suddenly a car passed and splashed water on them. Angrily the chicken said "thats how dey would be driving like Goats"... The goat smiled and said, "yes u are right and thats is why they die like chickens"....(more)

English: Federal Government declares Monday, May 29, as Public Holiday.
The Federal Government has declared Monday, May 29 as Public Holiday to celebrate the 2017 Democracy Day. A statement from the office of the Minister of Interior, Abdulrahman Dambazau, congratulated Nigerians for witnessing yet another Democracy Day and assuring “Nigerians of the government’s continued efforts towards guaranteeing security, revitalizing the economy and tackling corruption, which are...(more)

English: Judge not, that ye be not judged.
Matthew 7:1 

Igbo:

English: true love

Igbo:

English: A mad man saw his friend crying by a river side. He sat down beside him and asked:
“why are u crying?"
The other one answered: “ i put a cube of sugar in dis river, but when i tasted, i felt nothing. It's not sweet!"
The mad man blew up with laughter and said: “ you, you are very mad!
Did you shake it???"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂...(more)

English: Chicken meat 

Igbo:

Pidgin English: Good morning my sweet dd,
How are you today ?
I miss you so muçh

Pidgin English: I should off it?

English:

English: pepper

Hausa:

English: Dija drops new songs titled "come chop" watch and drop your comment below 

English: mountain

Hausa:

English: Peace Mass Bus In Another Accident Yesterday Along Enugu-Abakaliki Road (Photos )

Igbo:

English: Jesus is Lord

English: Iyanumasele what does it mean. Please. And thank you.

English:  How will you do (it)?

Hausa:

Pidgin English: If to say i know

English:

English: 20 year old man arrested for killing his roommate who knew he was an armed robber in Ogun state. The Ogun state police command have arrested 20 year old Badmus Gbadamosi, for allegedly killing his room-mate, 27 year old Friday Michael, at their home at Mamu, Awa-Ijebu, Ogun State. According to reports, Michael knew that Badmus was an armed robber and had asked him on two occasion to stop. Badmus reportedly shot Michael dead with a local pistol over fear that he might expose hi...(more)

English: Troops rescue 9 minors from Boko Haram camp.
Following credible and confirmed information about the convergence of some elements of suspected Boko Haram terrorists at Jarawa village, Kala Balge Local Government Area, Borno State, troops of 3 Battalion, 22 Brigade Nigerian Army of Operation LAFIYA DOLE, in conjunction with some Civilian JTF yesterday Sunday June 11th, carried out a successful clearance operation along that axis....(more)

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