English: I can't even imagine slow dancing with a fat girl? ...Never! That's like trying to move a deep freezer all by myself.

English: Driver Emma is being
interrogated after an accident …
Policeman:how did you end up killing 49 people?
Emmy:while driving I saw 2 men
crossing the road. On the other side, a wedding was taking place. I hit the brakes but they failed,so I had to make a choice:
Either i hit the 2 men or run into the wedding party.
Policeman: Hit the 2 men of course!
Emmy: exactly! but after hitting one, the oda man escaped into the wedding party, so I went after him.....(more)

English: dad

Igbo:

English: Today's sunday service was great and i give all the glory to God for making me fetch water out of the every rocky situation in my life.

English: Just ask for an explanation ah ha this is too much.

English: The white chicken does not realise its age

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: am feeling heat

English:

Pidgin English: He is holding me money 

English:

English: Men repair faulty commrcial bus on Liberty Road ibadan, under the Bus, No Protection,No C Caution, risking his life

Pidgin English:

English: salt

Hausa:

English: fast food

Yoruba:

English: I wonder what made you married this useless man in the first place.

Pidgin English:

English: Elulu to  fa Ojo ori ara re ni yio ro le

English: we can not solve our problems with the same thinking will use when we created them

Hausa:

Pidgin English: Mr Ibu dey look for wife with big breast..... lol, i no fit laugh

English:

English: enjoying

Pidgin English:

English: Adekunle Gold - Call on me

English: Jubril and his girlfriend in a discussion
Girlfriend: Jubril, last night i dreamt you were buying me a diamond neckless.
Jubril: Go to sleep again tonight and enjoy wearing the necklace....(more)

Pidgin English: you don't use to hear word

English:

English: happy birthday

Hausa:

English: Al of Una year eh

English:  GIZDODO (Dodo Gizzard) RECIPE

English: THIS VIDEO IS REALLY HILARIOUS BEEN LAUGHING SINCE MORNING. #NAIJAJOKES

Pidgin English:

English: Lemon soup

Igbo:

Pidgin English: wetin we won yan again

English:

English: Assorted goat meat

Yoruba:

English: A protruded teeth is a problem to the mouth

Yoruba:

English: Police smash gang of criminals caught dismantling MTN mast in Rivers State.
Men of the Rivers State Police Command on Wednesday, May 24,  smashed a gang of criminals who were caught dismantling MTN mast at Rumuokwurushi town. On sighting the police team led by DPO Elimgbu SP Joseph Ogunade, the hoodlums took to flight but were given a hot chase at the end of which five of them were arrested....(more)

English:

Proverbs 22:6

Igbo:

Pidgin English: am in the hold up/go slow catch me

English:

English: CDQ drops a new song titled "KO FUNNY" ft Davido which means "its not funny". Watch and drop your comments below

English: In 2014 Nigeria’s economy was announced as the largest in Africa after rebasing its economy to $509.9bn.

Hausa:

English:  rauemì 

English:

Valentine don reach e dey wise to choose the right person "The blind date" Part 2

English: Aloloro!   Atí rorun akalamagbo ohun logu wa rowon ni toki.. Awon ni won difa fun olomi.. Tutu eyi ti Saya agbonmiregbe.. Orunmila baba erigi alo o mama.. Folomi tutu yi fukupa.. Enito funi lobi emama funku pa.. Enito funi lobi emama farun se o.. Enito funi lobi emama fofo se o.. Enito funi lobi emama felo se o.. Ipa omi un tutu ni ki gbona.. Ero woo ni ti dundun.. Ero woo ni ti tete.. Ero woo ni ti rinrin.. Ero ni iroko nso.. Iroko ki so ele..   Ase

...(more)

English: You are welcome

Hausa:

English: Footballer, Onazi Ogenyi, already assuming his daddy duties, shares photo of himself bottlefeeding his daughter.
Onazi and his wife, Sandra, welcomed their daughter last week. He is pictured above carrying out his daddy duties....(more)

English: Ibi ti mo fi nwun o, ki esu ma ba ibe je

Pidgin English: obere nwa ma

English:

English: Clap

Hausa:

English: precious

Igbo:

English: Suspected thief made to roll inside muddied water after her was caught stealing in a boutique in Delta state.
A young man was made to lie in muddied water and roll around in it after he was caught allegedly trying to steal mobile phones from a boutique in Ajogodo, Sapele, Delta State. A mob surrounded him while he was in the dirty water, slapping him across the face and threatening to call the police. In a video shared by Sapele Oghenek, the slightly built man can be seen b...(more)

English: Marijuana 

Pidgin English:

English: tata

Pidgin English:

English: Acting president, Yemi Osinbajo, receives the Olu of Warri at the state house Abuja.
Acting President Yemi Osinbajo received the Olu of Warri, His Royal Majesty, Ogiame Ikenwoli and other members of the traditional council at the State House in Abuja Thursday May 25th....(more)

English: Today I saw a little boy crying holding N100. I asked him what was the problem, he said, "My mom gave me this N100 after I lost my first one while playing." I chuckled and said, "So why cry? That's not a bad thing then." He looked at me with long tearful face sobbing and said, "It would have been N200 now!"...(more)

English: Good morning handsome

Igbo:

English: Valeria Levitin, the skinniest woman in the world weighing only 25kg at the age of 39.

Pidgin English:

English: Íni o míyenbra Apetamin, but you're lying íni fei weight gain . Tamuno rauemì o!

English: Why

Hausa: