Pidgin English: I no fit kill my self abegi

English:

English: An 8 year old Yemeni child bride, a mere girl, recently died on her wedding night from internal hemorrhaging. She was married to a man five times her age.
it is a common practice in Yemen to marry off children yonger than 15 years old, attempt has been made to stop this babaric practice but, the country is making money from it and don't plan on giving up such practice...(more)

Hausa:

English: Beautiful

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: Confirmento 

English:

English: crack ya ribs lol #Mugabe'swords

Pidgin English: let me run and go

English:

Pidgin English: Vector - Gee Boys ft. CDQ

English:

English: Naija boyz with the Nigerian version of Wiz khalifa Black and Yellow. #throwback

English: That awkward moment when your dad scolds u on whatsapp and threatens not to pay ur school fees. .. Then u wanted to reply"sori" and then auto correct changed it to"Story " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂......(more)

: Oboji

English: Elephant

Yoruba:

English:

One day, four men went up to a mountain to give a sacrifice to their god. They were a Nigerian, a Chinese, an Indian, and an English man.

English: Lime

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: use your head 

English:

English: Dark in complexion

Hausa:

Pidgin English: i have start to come

English:

Pidgin English: The lon is borning baby

English:

English: laugh

Igbo:

English: OVERLOAD

Igbo:

English: Market

Igbo:

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Please translate this hausa words to english

English: False cubeb leaves

Igbo:

English: Apostle will hear of this. A typical african father. This got me really cranked up 

English: I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, talking about his well-paid job and expensive sports car. Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?" I said, "If you think she's gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend." He said, "Why? Is she more gorgeous?" I said, "No, she's an optician."

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English: Bag

Igbo:

English: Hair

Hausa:

English: Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana, is capable of selling condoms to a Roman father.    #Mugabewords...(more)

English:

The American police style: Investigate he’s a thief till you find an evidence to catch him.
The China police style: Chase the thief till he gets tired, then you catch him.
The Arab police style: Kidnap the thief’s wife and threaten the thief to surrender.
The Nigerian police style: Catch any person on the street, beat him until he agrees he is a Thief.

English: Ndi Nze na Ozo.
Akwa Ocha (White Cloth) - Purity (Nze na Ozo denotes power and leadership among other things. Power in Nigeria is held by people from cultures that wear Agbada, I guess since the end of the war, some of us has adopted the mantra ‘if you can’t beat them, join them’).
Okpu Mme (Red cap) - Fire of Agbala, for truth & justice.
Rope on red cap - Eke Idemmili (Ball Python), the deity of Idemmili river.
Akupe (Hand fan).
Alo (metal/woo...(more)

English: Patients have a reward

Yoruba:

English: I hope you are taking marijuana again.

Yoruba:

English: Birds of the same feather

Pidgin English:

English:

Genesis 1:1

Igbo:

English: Elulu to  fa Ojo ori ara re ni yio ro le

English: computer

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: NEPA has cut the light

English:

English: Victory of God

Igbo:

English: Joke Silva writes heartfelt message to Olu Jacobs as he turns 75 today.
Veteran actress Joke Silva took time out to wish her husband Olu Jacobs a happy birthday. Today is his diamond jubilee. In her message to him, she thanked him for all he's done for her, the kids and also for the movie industry. She wrote: "Happy Birthday gorgeous....75 is not beans. Thank you for all you do for me and the kids...the sacrifices.With you we are always first. Thank you for all you have don...(more)

English: meat

Hausa:

Pidgin English: cunny cunny love

English: John 4:4
Greater is he that is in me than he that is in the world

Igbo:

English: That 'Chimoooo' moment your Mother-in-Law from the village uses you iPad as candle stand

English: Pidgin version of Adele's Hello song by David Jones David. In one word brilliant. 

Pidgin English:

English: I miss those days when we get kuli kuli for 2 kobo or guguru and epa for 3 kobo