English: Hilarious funny nigerian clips

Igbo:

English: I am the resurrection and the life.
John 11:25

Igbo:

: Want to know the meaning of the name "oluga"

: How many years I take senior you

English: What does Onisorire mean? 

: You are so far

: Pls what's chebe seed in yoruba

English: Nigeria Customs intercepts smuggled goods worth N607m.
Officers and Men of Nigeria Customs Service, Federal Operations Unit (FOU) ‘A’, intercepted smuggled goods with a Duty Paid Value (DPV) of Three Hundred and Thirty Four Million, Forty Two Thousand, Three Hundred and Ninety Six Naira, Eight kobo (N334,042,396.8) only between the months of 1st April to 12th June, 2017....(more)

English:   Chigul Ft Phyno, Mayorkun - Blessing [Official Video]

Pidgin English: Picture of Mercy Johnson and her family on her new pikin dedication, them name the pikin Angel, Angle na her third pikin, we dey wait for the forth pikin...(more)

English:

English: Aluu 4: Court finds three persons guilty of murder.
A Federal High Court sitting in Rivers has found three persons guilty of the murder of four students of the University of Port Harcourt in Aluu community on October 5th 2012. The four male students were brutally murdered by members of Aluu community in the Obio-Apkor Local Government Area of Rivers, over allegations that they were thieves. They were stripped naked, severely beaten and then burnt to death. 12 persons were i...(more)

: Obim

English:

English: Minister of State for Aviation, Hadi Sirika's village in Katsina reportedly have no borehole; children trek 3-4km to fetch water. A Facebook user, Sani Mannir took to the social media platform to call on the current Minister of State for Aviation, Senator Hadi Sirika, to provide water boreholes for his people in Sirika, Katsina State. Read his post below:...(more)

English: U've bin wonderin y ur mum's prayer isnt working, Y will it wrk wen d woman is praying for Nwakaego Okorie & U turned Ur name to CreamBerry...(more)

: I'm the world of my own

: What is alakan in English? 

English: Shut up

English: National Assembly members are a bunch of unarmed robbers-Obasanjo.
Former President Olusegun Obasanjo at a public presentation of a book written by Prof. Mark Nwagwu, titled, ‘I am Kagara, I Weave the Sands of Sahara,’ said that the unaccounted-for earnings of National Assembly members, showed them as a “bunch of unarmed robbers.”...(more)

English: Cake

Igbo:

: Nimo bimo obimo 

English:

TURNING UP FOR MY BIG BRO @Patoranking

English: Nigerian Author Nnedi Okoroafor's novel to be made into a HBO stories.
The book Who Fears Death by Nigerian Author Nnedi Okoroafor is set to be made into a HBO series and has George RR Martin on the project. He's the guy behind Game Of Thrones. Congrats to her.  ...(more)

English: my Chelsea fans let's go; I bought pepper that is not good

Yoruba:

English: You are not interesting

Igbo:

English: The Lord shall fight for you, and ye shall hold your peace.
Exodus 14:14

Igbo:

English: When you're the MC and you haven't eaten the party's jollof rice but you heard people shouting the rice is finished.

English: Child without training

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: If I hear pim, you go hear ween

English:

English: rightly-guided

Hausa:

English: drum

Hausa:

English: it is head fish uses to swim through water.

Yoruba:

English: Orange

Igbo:

English: Dinner

Hausa:

English: Adabi ti moba sebi fun ee

English: The OJA (Flute) is a piece of wood designed with a cavity inside, the top has a wide opening to fit the shape of the human lower lip, a small hole on the bottom and two smaller holes closer to the top at the exact opposite side....(more)

Igbo:

English: Teacher: What is a Verb? Peter: A Verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre. Teacher: What are you saying? Peter: It is a complete sentence sir. Teacher: Are you mad? Peter: It is a question sir. Teacher: Don't be stupid. Peter: It is an advice sir. Teacher: Stop that nonsense. Peter: It is a command sir. Teacher: You're an idiot. Peter: It is an insult sir. Teacher: Get out of my class. Peter: It is an order sir. Teacher: Oh! Goodness, What a boy! Peter: It is an exclamation sir

...(more)

Pidgin English:

English: Akpors enters a supermarket to buy himself orange juice and sugar. He paid for the orange juice and walked out with the sugar under his arm, unpaid. At the door he was arrested and locked up.
During the court hearing, the judge asked him why he paid for th juice and stole the sugar? He replied " i did not steal. At the back of the juice bottle is written: SUGAR FREE! 
You think i am silly or what?...(more)

English: Frank Edwards - Miracle Rain (Audio Video)

English: Timaya- bang bang

Pidgin English:  Mercy Johnson don do naming ceremony for her pikin again o 

English:

English: 3. There is a high chance the London used phone might have been stolen from the owner

Pidgin English:

: Se ajiire bi?

: Hello my name is ghetto 

English: Peanut 

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: E be things 

Pidgin English: God forbid 

English: UCHE: Mommy, can I go to Chidera’s house? MOMMY: No! UCHE: Why? MOMMY: No fuel. UCHE: Ahn ahn! I’m using my legs. MOMMY: If you get missing, is it not a car we are going to use to find you?...(more)

Pidgin English:

English:  Solidstar - SILICON ft. Timaya

: Ojú tó rí ibi tí ò fọ́, ire ló ńdúró de.   

: What is curcuma comosa called in Igbo language ?