English: Okon opened his eyes after a surgical operation and breathed "thank God its over". 
A man on the other side of his bed said, "dont be so sure, they left an injection in my belly and had to open it again". 
Another patient added, "same with me but mine was a pack of cotton wool".
Almost immediately, the doctor who did the operation stormed in and asked, "has anyone seen my watch?"
Okon fainted....(more)

English: Akpos girlfriend Ochuko broke up with him and two days later sent him pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. Akpos simply forwarded the message to her father. please who won?...(more)

English: jollof rice

Yoruba:

English: 9 farmers killed by Fulani herdsmen in Benue laid to rest.
Nine persons killed by suspected herdsmen in Akaa village, Logo Local Government Area of Benue State have been laid to rest. The deceased were murdered by suspected herdsmen on May 7th at about 4pm. The Benue State Police Command arrested 8 herdsmen suspected to be culpable with the killing. They would be arraigned in court as soon as investigation is concluded....(more)

Pidgin English: How you take hold your phone now?

English:

Pidgin English: Off the light

English:

English: I am grateful, Oh Lord 

Igbo:

English: Two police officers killed as armed robbers attack two banks close to BOWEN University in Osun. Two police officers were killed after some armed robbers attacked two banks, Sterling and First Bank, located at the main entrance of Bowen University in Iwo town, Osun state yesterday June 6th. The robbers who were armed with sophisticated weapons, stormed the banks that are frequently visited by students of the institution. The robbers carted away large sums of money. The state pol...(more)

English: Short Leg

Hausa:

English: Judge not, that ye be not judged.
Matthew 7:1 

Igbo:

Pidgin English: i will do you something

English:

Pidgin English: chao

English:

: fefe geme

English: Today is a day of joy

Yoruba:

: Free people.

Pidgin English: The truth of the matter be say she no know who give ambelle the girl don roll with plenty guys. The matter tire me my sister

English: salt

Igbo:

English: Am i the only one seeing the news about tiwa savage and teebillz

Pidgin English:

English: Dwarf mother and daughter arrested in Ogun State for dealing in cannabis.
43-year-old woman, Alaba Mulika and her 16-year-old daughter, Olamide Saliu were arrested by the Ogun State Police Command for allegedly trading in cannabis.The mother and daughter duo are 'little people'.The duo were paraded alongside 56 other suspects on Thursday, by the Commissioner of Police, Ahmed Iliyasu at the command’s headquarters at Eleweran, Abeokuta.Briefing newsmen on the arrest of...(more)

English: university

Hausa:

: What does Yoruba called black seed

English: Periwinkle

Igbo:

English: room

Igbo:

English: Home

Pidgin English:

English: Abu ngi wa Akash pls the meaning in igbo  

English: Here is Mr HEADWORLD

English: Free things

Yoruba:

English: When Buhari says no more importation and production of Bobo and Caprison 

Pidgin English:

: Smartweed leaves

English: A pastor and a church sister were being intimate under a tree, not knowing that a man was up on the tree hiding and smoking. After the act, the sister asked the pastor "did u use condom?"
PASTOR: No!!! Why?
GIRL: Supposing i get pregnant who will take care of the baby?
The pastor replied, "lets leave it to the one above.
Suddenly the smoker jumped down and shouted, "FOR WHO? ABI UNA TWO DON DEY CRAZE? Na me act the film?...(more)

: When you don't understand what happening in your life, just close your eyes 👀,and take a deep breath and say"Ya Allah, Know this is your plan,just help me through it....(more)

English: Pawpaw

Yoruba:

English: talk

Igbo:

: Onini

English: Sleep 

Pidgin English:

Pidgin English: bros Julius Agwu wash pant because of 20million 

English: Congratulations on your Birthday, I wish you all the best in life, amny fruitful years ahead in peace of mind,good health and love. Happy Birthday Chinedu...(more)

Igbo:

English: Show love to somebody this season. 

English: That awkward moment when you having sex with a prostitute and you are like: "say my name" and she screams "CUSTOMER!!"

: Flaxseed in hausa

English: Lemon soup

Igbo:

Pidgin English: Apriko

English:

English: It is worthless work for a blind man to turn his head to look. i.e. An illustration of a supreme waste of effort

Hausa:

English: Perfume 

English: Osuka to English

Pidgin English: Is that how you used to do?

English:

Pidgin English: start to come home

English:

English: cancer

Hausa:

English: Timaya- bang bang

English: WIFE: Honey before we got married, you used to give me gifts and expensive jewelry.
HUSBAND: Yes, and?
WIFE: How come you don’t do it anymore?
HUSBAND: Have you ever seen a fisherman giving worms to the fish after catching it?...(more)