English: New test

: material

Pidgin English: Come wetin dey happen for here

English:

English: Who do you think you are to talk to me like that

Yoruba:

English: I can't even imagine slow dancing with a fat girl? ...Never! That's like trying to move a deep freezer all by myself.

English: Oduduwa was the first Ooni, King of Ile-Ife with the titles "Olofin Aye" and "Olufe". 

Yoruba:

English:  African mothers reaction when you bring a lady home. This is funny and at the same time touching. #stillinthemothersdaycelebration ...(more)

English: peace

Yoruba:

English: some people are just confused, look at what some said about Stephen Keshi

Hausa:

: Contact and wats app +2347054559659 for spiritual intervention into your problem contact Baba ifadara (+2347054559659)  (1) to make money and become very rich (2) talisman for traders and businessmen     (3) spiritual power and rings  (4) exams succes  (5) do as I say (6)begging without refusel  (7) visa approval  (8) love me alone  (9) promotion at work  (10) Ring to win lottery always  (11) magic to avoid accident and poison (12

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Pidgin English: why u too dey bobo yarn

English:

English: Kcee drops a new song titled "desire". Watch and drop your comments below 

English: Wow can you believe this!
58 year-old-man marries gets married to a 64-year-old woman he had been secretly admiring for 40years

Hausa:

English: A Reverend father was praying over the offering in church. 
Akpos opened his eyes and saw the father taking five thousand naira out of the bowl.
The father saw that Akpos caught him red-handed.
So he said "Amen.Blessed are those who see and remain quiet.''
Akpos replied "For they shall receive their share,Halleluyah!"...(more)

Pidgin English: I have come before you 

English:

Pidgin English: Na money be fine bobo 

English:

English: A guy was charged N300,000 as bride price. He bitterly complained 2 his in-laws.*
*Guy*: A long time ago, pple were only paying goats or cassava to marry a Virgin? Y are we nowadays being charged so much 2 marry a girl who has slept with so many guys & probably even aborted a couple of times?
In law: D price has gone up cos U are marrying someone with a lot of experience....(more)

Yoruba:

English: May the good lord bless you

Yoruba:

English: Hedgehog

Yoruba:

English: Road To Riches

Yoruba:

English: How to prepare okro soup in simple steps. 

English: Stand up comedy by Basketmouth and Bovi

English: Hilarious!
A 28year old Kuwaiti man married 4 wives in one wedding after his ex dared him if he could find 1 woman to marry him

Hausa:

English: Beans

Igbo:

English: Wawu! Soldier Spotted Lifting Heavy Sack With His Mouth. I am not understanding anymore, has his teeth been working out ? or what is going on here? Some say it’s actually voodoo or a magic trick of some sorts. What do you think?  ...(more)

English: Minister of Transport

Hausa:

English: hope

Igbo:

English: Suspected pirates kill mother and son in Delta State.
Hoodlums reportedly snuck into the fishing camp on that fateful night to attack sleeping residents. The deceased was one of those whose houses were invaded and the hoodlums began to harass the mother. Upset with the way his mother was being treated, the son confronted the hoodlums and a fight broke out, leading to them getting shot. The body of the victims identified as Mrs. Anetorofa Morkor and her son, Doutimi Asaba, w...(more)

Pidgin English: You go wound 

English:

Pidgin English: ON YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY I hope you never stop learning, evolving,changing for the good, growing wise,gathering experience and accumulating life skills.my birthday wish for you is that you should grow Wise not old.on this note I wish you a very joyous birthday ...(more)

English: My face when i see someone taking selie on okada (bike)

English: And on finding her groom, she kneels & gives him the palm wine.
He would in turn consume it; a sign of readiness to share life together at the most intimate level.
It is more significantly a sign of bonding & the beginning of a covenant.
Omenala/Omenana/Omenani/Omelali #Igbo Amaka!...(more)

Igbo:

English: A rolling stone

Pidgin English:

English: And Abraham called the name of that place Jehovah Jireh: as it is said to this day, In the mount of the Lord it shall be seen. Genesis 22:14...(more)

Igbo:

English: portage yam

Igbo:

: Goodnight in itsekiri

English: rubbish

Hausa:

English: Chris Attoh celebrates wife Damilola Adegbite as she turns 33 today.
Ghanaian actor, Chris Attoh who turned a year older yesterday took to his IG page to celebrate his wife and actress, Damilola Adegbite as she turns 33 today, May 18, 2017. He wrote: Happy Birthday Mama!!! @adedamee Today is your special day. May you be showered with health, wealth and prosperity throughout your life and may your special day and every day be full of love and joyful moments! Have a blast tod...(more)

English:

GCE MATHEMATICS EXAM QUESTON FOR AKPOS

1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted.
2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)
3. You are dating other peoples’ sisters yet you don’t want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your T
   
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Pidgin English:

: Kini itumo elenini eniyan

English: scripture of the day Matthew 6:33

Pidgin English: Dino Melaye don give ehn response to the ongoing matter on Kpali palava.

English:

English: Hyaena

Yoruba:

English: President Buhari orders IGP to relocate to Benue State immediately following serial herdsmen killings
This follows the recent killing of innocent people in Guma and Logo Local Government Areas of the state. In a statement by the Force Public Relations Officer, Jimoh Moshood, it says, in compliance with the Presidential directives, the IGP is moving into Benue state with additional Five (5) Units of Police Mobile Force (PMF) making a total of Ten (10) Units of PMF deployed i...(more)

Igbo:

English: Rain

Igbo:

English: A river that forgets it will surely dry up

Yoruba:

: How is the show 

: Ode ni e ni

Pidgin English: What of me

English:

English: Legendary musician, Femi Kuti finally sets a new world record. Last week, Nigerian music legend, Femi Kuti attempted a world record for the longest single note on a saxophone note. He hit 46 minutes and 38 seconds, breaking the 45 minutes and 37 seconds set by Kenny G in 1997. At that time, Keny G's record was believed to be the world record until it was confirmed not to be, there was another record at 47 minutes 05 seconds. So last night, Femi Kuti made a second attempt to be...(more)