English: God Wins

Yoruba:

English: marriage

Hausa:

: Hausa translation of tumeric

Pidgin English: The lon is borning baby

English:

English: What's it called

Igbo:

English: The countdown starts now:
Wembley Arena
Valentines Day
London

: My name is Chiburuoma and I love to sing  

English: MAD MAN: Doctor, I have a problem; every day I dream of baboons playing football
DOCTOR: Here, take these pills at night
MAD MAN: I'll start tomorrow because today is the finals....(more)

Igbo:

English: Funny introduction in Igbo land 

English: jollof rice

Yoruba:

English: You are not interesting

English: Love do not exist. I was just fooled right from the onset. Thank you but trust me you will never find someone who would tolorate what i did with you. ...(more)

Igbo:

English: UK diplomat in Nigeria, Andrew Fleming and his wife to rock made in Nigeria clothes as they travel to Vietnam.
To support the Made in Nigeria campaign, UK Diplomat, Andrew Fleming and his wife, would be rocking made in Nigeria clothes during their travel to Vietnam soon. Andrew shared a photo of himself and his wife in one of such clothes. How nice of them! They look good in them as well!...(more)

English: weed palava emmanuella haff kill me LWKMD

English: omema

English: entertainment

Yoruba:

English: “How I have been surviving fuel scarcity and lack
of electricity:
Go to a nearby bank . Greet everyone
Plug phone to charge, plug power bank, plug
rechargable fan. Drink cod water from dispenser,
sit and enjoy AC, watch Buhari on CNN, withdraw
N1000, thank the bank staff and return home.
The next day, join the queue and pay back...(more)

English: A man came across a lion in the bush and seeing no escape he knelt down and started praying on opening his eyes he saw the lion kneeling in front of him and praying too. "what a suprise" he said "some mins ago i tot you were going to eat me. the lion replied shhh dont interrupt my mass before meal.. hahahahaha...(more)

: Siregun

English: some people are just confused, look at what some said about Stephen Keshi

Hausa:

English: SON: Mummy, today on our way back on the bus daddy told me to give up my seat for a woman.
MOTHER: Well that's responsible of your father. I hope u stood up.
SON: I tried not to but daddy insisted.
MOTHER: Well you shouldn't have hesitated, am sure he felt embarrassed. Next time don't do that...OK?
SON: But mummy I was seating on daddy's lap!...(more)

English: Captain Chinyere Kalu, (MFR) born 1970, hails from Abia State is the first female pilot in Nigeria.
#Igboamaka 

English:

John 1:1

Igbo:

English: Abu ngi wa Akash pls the meaning in igbo  

English: clap

Igbo:

: Malowa

English: When Chinese Language Jams Igbo And Yoruba see laugh.

Pidgin English:

English: aided

Hausa:

English: A married lawyer made love to his girl-friend inside his car one day. On getting home, his wife saw the girls pant in the car. she got mad and tore it to pieces screaming: Honey! Honey! What is dis? the lawyer calmly replied: My God, u hve just destroyed evidence of a rape case worth millions of Naira. She quickly fell on her knes apologizing Honey pls 4give me the God i serve will bring another one. ...(more)

English: Open the door

Igbo:

English:

Basketmouth live at SSE Arena Wembley,

: Sesame

English: THE commissioning and inspection of projects across Akwa Ibom State was the major activity that characterised the celebration of the 2016 Democracy Day by the Governor Udom Emmanuel led administration....(more)

Hausa:

Pidgin English: Bros okon dey scarter english for him oga... i no fit laugh ...(more)

English:

English:

BOY: Baby where r U? GIRL: My dad's driver is taking me to shoprite in d jeep. BOY: Ok, I'm behind U in d bus, don't pay, I've paid for both

English: Mouthpiece

English: wonders shall never end

Igbo:

English: Tea tree

: Nwanyioma

English: Sugar 

Hausa:

English: I went for a night prayer at one
church.... So in the midst of the
prayer session, a member touched
my shoulder and said "YOU WILL
WALK"..... I didn't understand coz I
have no disability on me.... When I
got out of the church, my transport
money had been stolen.... INDEED I
WALKED...(more)

English: is this statement true: more visible scandals means that the country is becoming less corrupt

Igbo:

English: Hahaha dey got me on this one..

English: pepper

Igbo:

English: Aiye mi

English: Zebra

Yoruba:

English: Teacher: What is a Verb? Peter: A Verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre. Teacher: What are you saying? Peter: It is a complete sentence sir. Teacher: Are you mad? Peter: It is a question sir. Teacher: Don't be stupid. Peter: It is an advice sir. Teacher: Stop that nonsense. Peter: It is a command sir. Teacher: You're an idiot. Peter: It is an insult sir. Teacher: Get out of my class. Peter: It is an order sir. Teacher: Oh! Goodness, What a boy! Peter: It is an exclamation sir

...(more)

Pidgin English:

English: Vegetable soup

Yoruba:

English: Iyang 

: Jehovah is your name
mighty warrior 
great in battle 
Jehovah is ur name