English: A man went to a library to return a book. On getting to the counter he bang on it and yelled
" I read this book and there were so many names in it and no story"
The attendant saw the book and angry shouted at him saying
" IDIOT, so you are the on that took our register"...(more)

English: Me : Let me make a list of things to buy this Christmas
Wallet :

English: Naija Boyz African remix of Rihanna- work ft Drake.

English: Periwinkle

Igbo:

English: it is head fish uses to swim through water.

Yoruba:

English: lol 

English: office

Pidgin English:

English: Lagos

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: A Typical Nigerian way of sending someone on
Errand
MAN: Go and buy me bathing Soap.If Lux na N70 buy am, but if Lux no dey, buy Joy soap. If Lux dey, but dem dey sell am N80 andJoy soap na N70, buy Joy soap.But if Joy and Lux na N80, buy Lux soap. If the two soaps no dey,buy.
Anyone wey Good Wey be N70 .
KID:bros, abeg, wetin u wan really buy?...(more)

English:   Phyno - Augment (Official Video) ft. Olamide

Pidgin English: jisos

English:

English: Embarrasment

Pidgin English:

English: I Was sleeping in the church when the usher woke me up.
Immediately I Heard the priest saying "STAND UP"
I Stood up not knowing why!
Priest :- Thank you Jesus, Person Number One, Your name please, Me: Am Collins 
Priest: Thanx you Collins , Any other person who will give us 1,000,000 for our project?
I Fainted...(more)

English: Fried yam 

Igbo:

Pidgin English: Garri and groundnut

English:

English: Charity begins at Home

Yoruba:

: When you don't understand what happening in your life, just close your eyes 👀,and take a deep breath and say"Ya Allah, Know this is your plan,just help me through it....(more)

English: culture

Igbo:

English: No matter how light skinned you are, you will always need light in darkness. Take caution 

Igbo:

English: pepper

Hausa:

: How are you

Pidgin English: If I hear pim, you go hear ween

English:

English:  For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; Romans 3:23

Igbo:

English: Lesson : whatever you want to do or have to do, you have to start now and not push it for another day or another time. 

English: few days to my birthday 

Pidgin English: D killer of one chief for rivers state carry police go were him bury the chief after he don collect 10 million naira

English:

English: mannequin challenge

Pidgin English:

English: Boy: Hello babe
Girl: (no ans)
Boy: Babe are you there 
Girl: (no ans)
Boy: 4751-6584-9882-4561
Girl: Which network 
Boy: Your fada...(more)

Pidgin English:

Pidgin English: Have they brought light?

English:

English: Excuse me

Hausa:

English: Education is the best legacy. Our tomorrow leaders.

Igbo:

English: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Hausa:

English: live it up

Igbo:

English: Too much arguments leads to a fight

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: Garri

English:

English: When Chinese Language Jams Igbo And Yoruba see laugh.

Pidgin English:

Pidgin English: if them give me title na so i go enter

English:

English: what is your name

Pidgin English:

English: Grace 

Igbo:

English: A Blind Man bought a television.
A Deaf Man bought a radio.
A Dumb Man bought a walkie-talkie. People,
Who's the wisest among this Men?...(more)

English: Marriage

Hausa:

English: House of Representatives in a rowdy session as members reject bill to establish South-East Development Commission.
The House of Representatives was today thrown into a rowdy session after majority of the lawmakers rejected a bill for the establishment of the South East Development Commission, SEDC. The lawmakers turned down the bill because according to them, there was not enough consultations carried out before the bill was presented to the House....(more)

English: The look you give when your boss says lets have a meeting by 4:59pm on a friday

Pidgin English:

English: Tonto Dikeh excited to meet Lai Mohammed.
Nollywood actress, Tonto Dikeh recently met information minister, Lai Mohammed and she excitedly shared a photo on her Instagram page with the caption, 'What a great feeling to have the Hon Lai Mohammed speak about my foundation in such a passionate way. When you focus diligently on your work God will always make a way. Excited about the new plans'....(more)

English: TV

Pidgin English:

English: I don't know anything about that deal o

English: $150  = N72,000

English: Steps on how to make zobo drink. Sugar free and highly hygenic .

English: What shall we do today, today o i will lift up my voice in praise.

English:  YCee - Don't Need Bae (Official Video)