Pidgin English: Nigerian movies no go kill us. Which kin proposal be this?

English: Bobrisky’s English Is So Bad, I’m Ashamed We Attended The Same University” – Worried Twitter User Speaks out.  Nigerian male barbie, Bobrisky has been called out several times for his Snapchat typos, but he has said he does that for attention. Most people still believe he actually doesn’t know how to spell correctly and is trying to cover up. A twitter user, Ladispeaks has called him out, saying he is ashamed he attended the same university as him.  

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English: Money knows no race, gender or degree..

Igbo:

: What does oshe mean?

Pidgin English: wetin we won yan again

English:

English: all the bianca's love me like Ojukwu

: Oluwa mi iwo loye lati gba ogo oluwa mi

Pidgin English: My Oga at the top

English:

English:

Valentine special

English: It was learnt that all KFC outlets in Lagos will shut down operations from tomorrow, Monday, February 20, 2017, except the ones operative in shoppong malls due to low patronage and high cost of power....(more)

English: telephone

Hausa:

English: PDP settles for Atiku Abubakar as Presidential candidate and Ayo Fayose as VP, Sahara Reporters claims.
With 2019 getting close, political permutations are begining to flow and now Sahara Reporters is saying sources have revealed to them that the opposition party, PDP has quietly settled for Atiku Abubakar as its Presidential candidate and Ekiti State governor, Ayo Fayose as VP....(more)

: Contact and wats app +2347054559659 for spiritual intervention into your problem contact Baba ifadara (+2347054559659)  (1) to make money and become very rich (2) talisman for traders and businessmen     (3) spiritual power and rings  (4) exams succes  (5) do as I say (6)begging without refusel  (7) visa approval  (8) love me alone  (9) promotion at work  (10) Ring to win lottery always  (11) magic to avoid accident and poison (12

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English: Only in Nigeria. Imagine! An accident occurred today, 11 persons were injured, 12 died. So the minister of Health promised to offer 5k to the injured and 6million to dead for dia funeral. One of the injured got up and laid where the dead were, one of the dead shouted, "Bros go back to ur place, no bring confusion come here, they have counted us oh! 😀😀😆...(more)

English: imana

Igbo:

English: How should I know?

Hausa:

Pidgin English: Fish seller

English:

English: A Reverend father was praying over the offering in church. 
Akpos opened his eyes and saw the father taking five thousand naira out of the bowl.
The father saw that Akpos caught him red-handed.
So he said "Amen.Blessed are those who see and remain quiet.''
Akpos replied "For they shall receive their share,Halleluyah!"...(more)

English: When people ask me that, what is the nature of your job. Then am like  natural or artificial

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: Make una stop 

English: Dwarf mother and daughter arrested in Ogun State for dealing in cannabis.
43-year-old woman, Alaba Mulika and her 16-year-old daughter, Olamide Saliu were arrested by the Ogun State Police Command for allegedly trading in cannabis.The mother and daughter duo are 'little people'.The duo were paraded alongside 56 other suspects on Thursday, by the Commissioner of Police, Ahmed Iliyasu at the command’s headquarters at Eleweran, Abeokuta.Briefing newsmen on the arrest of...(more)

English: living,prosperous

Hausa:

English: Endtime has come 

: U hold a special place in  my heart

English: Post a word or sen

English: A famous prostitute died. People were confused as to what should be written on her grave. Finally, on the advice of a wise man, they wrote: “AT LAST SHE SLEPT ALONE!!!”...(more)

English: My Ex just posted a pic of her in a FERRARI.
Please if you can PHOTOSHOP me in a Private Jet
Just inbox me
I must win this fight.........(more)

English: Salt

Igbo:

English: Ata sapami lori 

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: We don't used to do it like that  

English:

English: In pre-colonial Igbo societies, yams are seen as men's crops, while cocoyam & cassava are seen as women's crops. #igbofacts #igboamaka

: Tea tree

English: APC councillorship candidate’s daughter kidnapped in Lagos. 
The 19 year old daughter of APC councillorship candidate in Odi Olowo Local council development area of Lagos state, Bode Adeosun, has been kidnapped. According to reports, Bukola Adeosun was kidnapped at the Ilepeju area of Lagos state on Tuesday June 20th, four days to her 20th birthday......(more)

English: A goat that eats onions is just in a hurry,is that not the ingredient with which it will be cooked?

Yoruba:

English: Unknown gunmen attack Katsina community leaving 3 dead and several injured.
Three persons were killed and five injured when unknown gunmen attacked six communities, Bambami, Tsanni, Dabai Bayawa, Makatanawa, Dan Iya and Alale, all in Batagarawa Local Government Area of Katsina State. The member representing Batagarawa constituency in the state House of Assembly, Yakubu  Tsanni who tabled the issue on the floor of the Assembly  under matter of urgent attention, cal...(more)

English: What

Hausa:

English:  Lady cries out as raging fire destroy houses two hours after she called Fire service officials in Lagos. The heartbreaking video you are about to watch shows a burning house with a resident of the house cursing out Fire service officials for not coming to their aid two hours after she called in for help. She also called the PHCN Officials to stop power supply to the buildi...(more)

English: Íni o míyenbra Apetamin, but you're lying íni fei weight gain . Tamuno rauemì o!

Pidgin English: Security operatives for Garrison junction for Port-Harcourt, Rivers state nab one fake army officer today 3/8/2017, them finally arrest am after e receive better hot slaps from the soldiers wey nab am...(more)

English: UCHE: Mommy, can I go to Chidera’s house? MOMMY: No! UCHE: Why? MOMMY: No fuel. UCHE: Ahn ahn! I’m using my legs. MOMMY: If you get missing, is it not a car we are going to use to find you?...(more)

Pidgin English:

Pidgin English: who fine girl  help?

English: Fresh pepper

Hausa:

English: Roasted Plantain

Yoruba:

English: Noble

Hausa:

English: Ten Naira

Yoruba:

English: Caption this.....

Pidgin English: TV

English:

: How many roads will a man walk before he’s called a man ?   How many seas will a white duck swims before he sleeps in the sand ?     How many times will a cannonball fly before it’s finally ban    The answer my friend is blowing in the wind    The answer my friend is the wind X means repeat

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English: And yesterday Madrid paid their way out again...

English: Police arrest 45 year man for allegedly raping 9 year old boy to death in Kebbi.
The Kebbi state police command has arrested two suspected homosexuals, one of them allegedly raped a 9 years old boy to death in the state. The two men were paraded before newsmen at the state police command in Birnin Kebbi yesterday August 20th.The state commissioner of police, Ibrahim Kabiru, who paraded the men, said one of the suspects, Malam Ibrahim Yohana Mudi allegedly raped two boys age...(more)