English:  HOT COMEDY JOKES BY GORDONS, AY & OSAMA @Easter Comedy Club 2017 

English: hope

Hausa:

English: Alakada Reloaded Makes 50 million in One week, I am Super Grateful’- Toyin Abraham.
After her movie Alakada Reloaded, grossed 50 million in a week, popular actress and producer, Toyin Abraham said she is super grateful for the box office success of the comedy movie. Alakada Reloaded became one of the top grossing movies in 2017 after grossing 25 million naira in its first 3 days....(more)

Pidgin English: Picture of Mercy Johnson and her family on her new pikin dedication, them name the pikin Angel, Angle na her third pikin, we dey wait for the forth pikin...(more)

English:

English: crown 

Hausa:

English:

present tense and past tense 

English: Alakuku

English: Melon

Igbo:

: Is Ololo an Yoruba language and what's the meaning pls?

English:

Ọ̀fọ́ kà ǹsì – The Ofo is the sacred symbol of truth, justice, law and authority. It plays a role in sacrificial rituals, prayer, oath taking, pronouncing judgement, deliberating policy within the family or community and involving blessings or curses.
The Ofo is a sacred symbol of worship of the Igbo people

Igbo:

English: Valeria Levitin, the skinniest woman in the world weighing only 25kg at the age of 39.

Pidgin English:

English: A couple decided to commit suicide after going
through a serious hard time.. so they decided to
jump off a building. When they got to the top,
they both counted to 3. The woman jumped, but
the man stayed. He watched her fall for 8
seconds and saw her pull out a parachute.
Who betrayed who?...(more)

English: Black

Yoruba:

English: Good evening

Hausa:

: Lovely wigs

: I want to have materials on earth

Pidgin English: one two woman

English:

English: Do you understand

Yoruba:

English: Aboru about abosise

English: Legendary Nigerian footballer, Jay -Jay Okocha turns 44 today.
Nigerian ex-international and former captain of the Super Eagles, Austin Jay -Jay Okocha, who was born in 1973, is 44 today, August 14, 2017.He was born in Enugu to parents who are originally from Delta State.The super star attacking midfielder started his football career with Enugu Rangers in 1990 at the age of 17.Okocha is well known for his tricks and skillful football techniques; which made him one of the be...(more)

English: Nice

Pidgin English: Puff Puff

English:

Pidgin English: Our ex presido Ebele Goodluck Jonathan don become Grandpa o

Na so I hear say na the girl pikin wey him be adopt one time like that na hin born am and na baby girl she born....(more)

English:

English: Biafra

Hausa:

English: I have been sending chat msgs to this
gal as in
“hi”, “hey”, “xup” …since 2009 but
she has
neva replied me! Today i sent,
“232252536421162” to her and after 3mins
she replied “xup handsome, pls which
network
airtime is dis?” And i replied, “its a
NOKIA
torch light serial number” …. and she blocked
me immediately. Pls have I said
anything bad?...(more)

Pidgin English: Isaiah 9:6 For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace...(more)

English:

 some stupid mistake that could warrant you a slap in an african home.
#Klintoncod

English: Watermelon

Yoruba:

English: Yawa shi kan sa zarre ya ja duchi

English:  Muhammad Ali the three-time heavyweight champion who proclaimed himself “the Greatest” who was diagnosed of parkison disease died  aged 74 on the 3rd of June, 2016...(more)

Igbo:

English: Egg

Hausa:

English: welcome to my country 

• Where a man Happily meet a lady and when shegoes back to her friends, their only question was "Is the guy loaded?
• Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note
• Where Groundnuts are sold in Bottles & Waters sold in Satchets
• Where your type of henerator shows how rich you are.
• Where politicians use big unnecessary grammar to scam people.
• Where we fight for everything. To gain admission to unive
  ...(more)

Yoruba:

: Belle

English: trust

Yoruba:

English: entertainment

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: This area is very noisy 

English:

English: 1 thessalonians 5:17-pray continually

Yoruba:

English: Internet

Yoruba:

English: Boko Haram members now pretend to be epileptic patients before carrying out their attack- Adamawa state govt.
The Adamawa state government says Boko Haram members have initiated a new tactic to carry out their evil attacks. Speaking at a press conference in Yola the state capital yesterday, the state commissioner for information, Ahmad Sajoh, said the terrorists now pretend to be epileptic patients before blowing up themselves and attacking their victims....(more)

English: Nzu (Chalk) Igbo Customs is generally used by women immdiately after child-birth and for some days after.  It is sometimes presented instead of kola-nut (ọjị) to a titled visitor as a mark of respect and social esteem.  The visitor rubs it on his eyelids and on his toes, and has to make certain orthodox marks on the floor according to his rank as a titled man, native doctor, or juju priest....(more)

English: Meat/beef

Yoruba:

English: Flavour ft Phyno – Loose Guard (Prod. Young John)  

English: The gods need urine

English: CDQ drops a new song titled "KO FUNNY" ft Davido which means "its not funny". Watch and drop your comments below

:

1. How are you

English: Wawu! Soldier Spotted Lifting Heavy Sack With His Mouth. I am not understanding anymore, has his teeth been working out ? or what is going on here? Some say it’s actually voodoo or a magic trick of some sorts. What do you think?  ...(more)

: AUCTIONING! AUCTIONING!! AUCTIONING!!! THE NIGERIA CUSTOM SERVICE TRUCKS, CARS,BAG OF RICE APPROVED BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT 2017/2018 WE SALE ALL KINDS OF TOKUNBO CARS AND TRUCKS. Toyota Camry 1999/2001 #250000 Toyota Corolla 2003/2005 #450000 Toyota Picnic 1999/2001 #285000 Toyota Avalon 2003/2005 #450000 Volkswagen Golf2,3,4 #18000-300000 09067374835 NIGERIA CUSTOMS (NATIONAL AUTHORIZED CAR SALES) FOR 2017 HAS COMMENCED WE HAVE DIRECT TOKUNBO CARS VERY CLEAN AND BRAND NEW CARS FOR

...(more)

English: LIFE. hahahahahahaha 

English: Fool

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: My body is scratching me

English: