English: Niaja Boyz African version of Miley Cyrus - Wrecking ball 

English:  heart

Hausa:

English: How to prepare okpa

English: A pastor was caught by his members drinking a bottle of star the following convo ensured,
member: haba pastor, u should be drinking malt, fanta or coke and not star beer. You are not doing what u preach.
pastor: shaaattapp joor, where was malt, fanta and coke when STAR led the  wise men to JESUS?...(more)

English:

This brief conversation ensued between Akpos and his landlord…

English: When your fat uncle buys new clothes and sends you the old ones he used to you in the village.

Pidgin English: Come quick quick o

English:

English: Mi mi

English: big eyes

Yoruba:

English: Eva Alordiah's fiance, Caesar Ume-ezeoke slams Iyanya for throwing shade at their long engagement. In January 2016, rapper Eva Alordiah got engaged at the Headies Awards to her boyfriend, Caesar Ume-ezeoke. He came on stage, popped the question and Eva accepted. Fast forward to May 2017 - they still haven't gotten married and there are rumours that the engagement has been cancelled. Iyanya in a tweet over the weekend supposedly referenced Eva and Caesar's long engagement, writi...(more)

English: A pastor and a church sister were being intimate under a tree, not knowing that a man was up on the tree hiding and smoking. After the act, the sister asked the pastor "did u use condom?"
PASTOR: No!!! Why?
GIRL: Supposing i get pregnant who will take care of the baby?
The pastor replied, "lets leave it to the one above.
Suddenly the smoker jumped down and shouted, "FOR WHO? ABI UNA TWO DON DEY CRAZE? Na me act the film?...(more)

: How many years I take senior you

English: When are you coming?

Igbo:

: Hey guys. Please what does "Iheneme" mean?

English: Nothing must happen to my christmas chicken 

: Smartweed leaves

English: How is it?

Hausa:

English: Farmer

Hausa:

: Gini bu aha izugbe

English: No matter how many cars you have, you will always walk to bed

Yoruba:

English: Akoi

English: land

Hausa:

English: An American, an English man, and a Nigerian were on a ship. Suddenly the Devil appeared and said, “Drop anything in the sea, if I find it I will eat u, If I can’t, I will be your slave!” The American dropped a pin, the Devil found it and ate him. The English man dropped a coin, the Devil found it and ate him too. The Nigerian opened a bottle of water, poured it in the sea and said, “Na today be today, go find am!”...(more)

English: Fried yam 

Igbo:

English: farm

Igbo:

English: Modestus was  in a taxi eating chocolate and he was about to take another one when a man nxt to him said: "do u know too much of chocolate damaged the teeth? Moestus replied "my grandpa lived 132 years. Looking suprised the man asked "was it bcos he ate too much chocolate? Modestus answered "no bcos he was always minding his own business."...(more)

English: toilet

Igbo:

: Jesus

English: Jamb to begin sales of 2017 form On Monday, 20th March. The Joint Admission and Matriculation Board (JAMB‏) has announced through its Twitter handle, @JAMBHQ that the sales of jamb form for the 2017 UTME begins on Monday 20th March, 2017 and ends on Wednesday 19th April, 2017.  ...(more)

English: OMG Arsenal don suffer.. hahahahahahahahahahaha 

English: abi na pickin i am de born

English: sleep

Igbo:

English: ihon ooo   urese

Can you please translate to English?

English: What

Hausa:

English: Today is a day of joy

Yoruba:

English: Thanks

English: Lmao the real Yoruba demon 

English: Aboru about abosise

English: Honey

Yoruba:

English: Are you crazy?

English: My family, my all. ❤️

English: Locust Bean  

Yoruba:

: Meaning of this yoruba word 'Agborodun' in English

English: Good morning

Hausa:

English: Mavin new act Iyanya drops a new single "HOLD ON" produced by Don jazzy

Pidgin English:  shine teeth

English:

English: Some Chibok girls refused to be ‘freed’ - Negotiator. A legal practitioner and one of the mediators for the release of the 82 Chibok school girls, Zannah Mustapha, has disclosed that some of the abducted Chibok school girls who are still in Boko Haram captivity, refused to be freed during the last negotiation that led to the release of 82 girls last Saturday. Speaking with Reuters, Mustapha said some of the girls have been radicalised. On Saturday May 6th, 82 of the Chibok girls we...(more)

Pidgin English: Gbedu

English:

English: Malowa

English: Recharge card