English: oil

Hausa:

Pidgin English: Wahala be like bicycle 

English:

Pidgin English:  I no fit  wait for 5 to nak

English:

English: Today

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: My person 

English:

English: It's not too late to get education, a 60 year old man sitting among secondary school students to write the national examination conducted by the government...(more)

Hausa:

English: abeg whats the meaning of mo ti gba penalty lo throwing 

English: A man went 4 HIV test on friday and was told to come back on monday for the result.
On the sunday b4 the D-day, During the final closing prayer the pastor declared,"everything you are looking forward to this week, the lord has promised it will be positive". The man jumped up and shouted "i reject it IJN, my own go be negative...(more)

English: Great is Thy faithfulness

Hausa:

English: Bobrisky shows off his new hairstyle.
He said he spent $300 on the braids. You like?

English: Nigeria people and culture 

Pidgin English: Ka chi fuo

English: Skin

Igbo:

English:

1. how many
2. where
3. who
4. why
5. when
6. what
7. how

Hausa:

: Okomi atata

English:

English: The only way to do great work is to love what you do

Igbo:

English: fish

Igbo:

: Ije love a so gbue m'

Pidgin English: olodo

English:

English: AKPOS NEW YEAR RESOLUTION
Alcohol Will Never Touch My Lips This Year😎😎😎😎😎
I Will Use Straw 😆😆😆😆😆...(more)

English: Pangolin

Yoruba:

English: Northern Youths reportedly ask Igbos to leave the region on or before October 1st.
Prominent Northern youth organisations on Tuesday held a meeting in Kaduna where they asked Igbos residing in the region to leave on or before October 1st this year. According to The Sun, the youth organizations had their meeting tagged "Kaduna Declaration" in at the Arewa House in Kaduna state Tuesday. According to the youth groups, their order for the Igbos to vacate the region is premised...(more)

English: A lady with big boobs enters a bus. she had a rosery around her neck with the rosery cross sitting btw her big boobs. the man beside her could not help but stare at her boobs, knowing the guy has been staring for over 15mins, she asked
"are you looking at jesus on the cross?"
the guy den smiled and answered, NO actually am looking at the two thieves besides...(more)

Pidgin English: the two both of us

English:

English: How much?

Hausa:

English:  A naked man was caught on tape fighting a police officer while residents gathered round to cheer him on. According to reports, the incident happened in Ikorodu, Lagos....(more)

Pidgin English: Confirmento 

English:

English: "Special, amazing, beautiful and sexy" Emmanuel Emenike celebrates his wife, Iheoma Nnadi as she turns 22. Nigerian international Emmanuel Emenike took to Instagram to celebrate his 'wifey', former MBGN 2014, Iheoma Nnadi on her birthday.  It seem the couple who got engaged in September 2016 in London after dating for six months, are married because they have been referring to each other as wife and husband on Instagram posts....(more)

English: This is really hilarious... but why will they refuse?

Yoruba:

English: body

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: Who do it?

English:

English: Good Morning 
Good Afternoon
Good Evening

Igbo:

: Can u translate this in english; 
 Were
Onikure
For san wo mi abi 
Won ma gba e ku

English: new 

Yoruba:

English: what is your name

Pidgin English:

English: Good evening

Hausa:

English: Patoranking - Hale Hale

English: Se ireti pipe n mokan sare

English: fast food

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: Abeg fly

English:

English: coconut

Hausa:

English: Yawa don gas

English: What shall we do today, today o i will lift up my voice in praise.

English: business

Igbo:

English: Do not put your trust in anybody but God.

Yoruba:

: you been to America

English:  Korede Bello ft Kelly Rowland - Do Like That Remix

English: dddd

English: iyanifa

English:

NAIJA FUNNY QUOTES