English: Why is it that Nigerian Girls are so greedy?...I have been sending chat messeges to this girl as in“hi”, “hey”, “xup” …since 2009 but she has never replied me!
Today i sent, “232252536421162” to her and after 3 minues she replied “xup handsome, please which network airtime is this?” And i replied, “its a NOKIA torch light serial number” …. and she blocked me immediately. Please have I said anythin...(more)

Igbo:

English: fish

Igbo:

English:

Recession: Bread, Biscuits, Others Prices To Go Up By 15% – AMBCON. 

Pidgin English:

English: "Thank you for All The adventures" Annie Idibia says as she shares this throwback loved up photo with her husband, Tuface.
Annie Idibia shared this adorable throwback photo with her husband, Tuface and captioned it; "Thank you for All The Adventures... All the magic.. and my constant Smile."...(more)

English: How is it?

Hausa:

English: When your fat uncle buys new clothes and sends you the old ones he used to you in the village.

Pidgin English: Imbeside 

English:

English: Tomatoes 

Igbo:

English: Roasted fish

Igbo:

English: Sit down

Igbo:

English: A husband comes home from Church, greets his wife, lifts her up and carries her around the house. The wife is so surprised and excited! She asked with smiles, “Did the Pastor preach on being romantic?” Out of breath the husband replies, “No, he said we must carry our burdens…”...(more)

Yoruba:

English: U are my world: I love u dearly- FFK celebrates his wife, Precious on her birthday.
To celebrate his wife and mother of his only son, Precious, former Aviation officer, Femi Fani-Kayode, took to his twitter handle to celebrate her. He wrote "Happy birthday to my beautiful wife Precious. U are my world: I love u dearly. God bless u and be with u forever. Many more years to come'...(more)

English: God has done well

Igbo:

English: Nalekele mo

Pidgin English: How are you my love

Pidgin English: Heat is catching me

English:

English: office

Igbo:

English: cloth

Yoruba:

English: Bombshell! Popular comedian Gordons says he's not afraid to say the truth. Nigerians are hungry. President Muhammadu Buhari is a Mutherfkr!!! He said this at a recent comedy show Seyi Law's Fast and Funny in Lagos....(more)

English: Billionaire kidnapper, Evans weeps uncontrollably in police custody.
Billionaire kidnapper, Chukwudemeje George Onwuamadike alias Evans, who was arrested last weekend, has been weeping uncontrollably in a maximum police cell where he is now being held with other common criminals. Police sources say Evans who has been accustomed to a lavish lifestyle, is finding it had to adjust to the harsh environmental conditions within the police cell....(more)

English: crazy

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: Is that how you used to do?

English:

English:

Valentine special

English: Police find five graves in uncovered Badoo shrine in Ikorodu.
The Lagos state police command today uncovered a shrine said to be used by members of the secret cult, Badoo in Ikorodu. The owner of the shrine, Alhaji Alaka Aboyomi, led the police team into the shrine located on a large expanse of land that is surrounded by thick bush. Four graves were found in the compound while another one that looked fresh was spotted on a corner in the compound. ...(more)

English: Jesus is Lord

Pidgin English: am in the hold up/go slow catch me

English:

English:

GCE MATHEMATICS EXAM QUESTON FOR AKPOS

1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted.
2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)
3. You are dating other peoples’ sisters yet you don’t want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your T
   
   ...(more)

Pidgin English:

Pidgin English: Na wa oh, But na truth e talk oh
Tafewa Balewa go dey look us like: Una welldone o, una don finally make me dey uselss so tay common pure water i nor fit buy...(more)

English:

English:

Vybes Cord and the ghen ghen master @IAM_OREZl 

Pidgin English:  you know aw kukuma tell you mummy if she come back from work.

English:

: Ode ni e

Pidgin English: Isaiah 9:6 For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace...(more)

English: favour

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: Are you inside go slow?

English:

English: A pastor was caught by his members drinking a bottle of star the following convo ensured,
member: haba pastor, u should be drinking malt, fanta or coke and not star beer. You are not doing what u preach.
pastor: shaaattapp joor, where was malt, fanta and coke when STAR led the  wise men to JESUS?...(more)

Pidgin English:  Abeg bros help me blow my eye 

English:   Mob descend on teenager who used toy gun for robbery

A robbery suspect named 'Smallie' was attacked with fists and blows to his head after he was apprehended by a mob. 

English: Great

English: Onye nbu

:

• Obi oma nkemnkem

English: Charly Boy leads protest to demand for President Buhari's resignation or return.
A group of Nigerians led by musician, Charly Boy, are currently staging a protest in Abuja calling for the resignation or immediate return of President Buhari who has been in the UK for a medical checkup for over 90 days. President Buhari left Nigeria on May 7th. There have been speculations that he would soon return back home. Some state governors and APC Chieftains have paid him a visit in th...(more)

English: The horn, called Obu, Opi or Ogba by different ethnic groups in southern Nigeria is made from animal horn or elephant tusk. It has an opening at the edge for producing sound as air is forced through it. The horn heralds the arrival or departure of the Igwe, Oba or a big masquerade....(more)

English: Pumpkin Leaf

Igbo:

English: Tutorial with the landlord's daughter dey always lead to quick notice. hahahahahahahahahahaha can't stop laughing 

English: 9 farmers killed by Fulani herdsmen in Benue laid to rest.
Nine persons killed by suspected herdsmen in Akaa village, Logo Local Government Area of Benue State have been laid to rest. The deceased were murdered by suspected herdsmen on May 7th at about 4pm. The Benue State Police Command arrested 8 herdsmen suspected to be culpable with the killing. They would be arraigned in court as soon as investigation is concluded....(more)

English: Ibi ti mo fi nwun o, ki esu ma ba ibe je

Pidgin English: prostitute / whore 

English:

English: The price list is not where my annoyance lies but the wrong spellings. SMH 

English: night

Igbo:

English: good