English: Nigerian News about their president : President Mohammandu Buhari has been digonised with a terminal dieseas 

Hausa:

English: Aondo wam man tereme
This is in Tiv. Please I want it in English.

English: Bewildering

English:

English:

Akpos’ boss called him on a Saturday morning and asked him to come to work, Akpos replied “I would love to but I’m in traffic”

Pidgin English: prostitute / whore 

English:

English: Yawa shi kan sa zarre ya ja duchi

: Awi fun no ko to dani , AGBA jakadi ni

English: Kolanut

Igbo:

: Nwanyioma

English: I have been sending chat msgs to this
gal as in
“hi”, “hey”, “xup” …since 2009 but
she has
neva replied me! Today i sent,
“232252536421162” to her and after 3mins
she replied “xup handsome, pls which
network
airtime is dis?” And i replied, “its a
NOKIA
torch light serial number” …. and she blocked
me immediately. Pls have I said
anything bad?...(more)

English: What is odaju

English:  Aqua Rapha Mbaka by Pammy Udubonch 
#igboamaka 
#melodytotheears 

English: coconut

Hausa:

English: Zerumu 

English: Is it not a Ghanaian rapper that said "I'm so full, call me bloody fool!" lmao

English: Niger Delta militants threaten to blow up any helicopter or pane that flies in the region, ask military to vacate the region within 48 hours

Yoruba:

English: What are you saying?

Pidgin English:

English: sleep

Igbo:

English: restaurants

Hausa:

Pidgin English: eye

English:

: Goodnight in itsekiri

Pidgin English: if i hear pim, you will hear ween

English:

English:

Breaking News!!!

English: Valentine special. Watch this hilarious valentine interview and hit the like button below. 

Pidgin English:

Pidgin English: why you too dey misyan?

English:

: Chioma
Angina
Ekelegi
Nasigi
Imela

: Free people.

English:    DJ XCLUSIVE ft Flavour & Mr Eazi AS E DEY HOT

English: omema

English: WIFE: Honey before we got married, you used to give me gifts and expensive jewelry.
HUSBAND: Yes, and?
WIFE: How come you don’t do it anymore?
HUSBAND: Have you ever seen a fisherman giving worms to the fish after catching it?...(more)

: Oronro eran in English

English: Maggi cube

Yoruba:

English: when you tell yourself you can get over him by eating but you no you are only decieving yourself

Pidgin English:

Pidgin English: Akpororo doing he's thing at COZA '16. 

English: Iyanumasele what does it mean. Please. And thank you.

English: Thanks

: Tea tree

English: i feel so sad as uriel as been evicted #BBANAIJA

English: $150  = N72,000

English:

Akpos and his wife:
Wife: You smell of woman’s perfume; where did u get it?
Akpos: From the woman I was squeezed with in the taxi.
Wife: What about the used condoms in your pocket?
Akpos: Hey leave me alone don’t ask me silly questions. I want to sleep!!.
Wife: (Crying.) This is not fair coz when I use them I don’t bring them home.
Akpos: (Waking up angry). Wat did you say?
Wife: Leave me alone I want to sleep..

Pidgin English: Wen ur barbar tell you say, if it do am, no be just to bend am like C?

English:

English: chewing gum

Igbo:

: What's egbo falabele

English: Banky W aint slowing down with this his love with adesuwa. Watch his new song titled "Love U Baby". Really cool something 

Pidgin English: Den arrest 44 years old man say him pose as Vice President Yemi Osinbajo for facebook con dey scarm people

English:

English: If you're the smartest person in a room, then you're in the wrong room

English: A stitch in time 

Pidgin English:

English: Nollywood Actress, Mercy Johnson was officially sworn in as the Senior Special Assistant to the Kogi state governor, Yahaya Bello on Entertainment, Arts and Culture in Lokoja, the state's capital today....(more)

English: Do not hope in vain

Yoruba:

English: Nigerian women are beautiful!