English: A pastor and a church sister were being intimate under a tree, not knowing that a man was up on the tree hiding and smoking. After the act, the sister asked the pastor "did u use condom?"
PASTOR: No!!! Why?
GIRL: Supposing i get pregnant who will take care of the baby?
The pastor replied, "lets leave it to the one above.
Suddenly the smoker jumped down and shouted, "FOR WHO? ABI UNA TWO DON DEY CRAZE? Na me act the film?...(more)

: you been to America

English: Good News

Igbo:

:

Please translate this hausa words to english

English: Wire 

Yoruba:

English: Ex BBN housemate, Bisola celebrates her daughter on her 8th birthday. Ex Big Brother Naija housemate, Bisola took to her Instagram page to celebrate her daughter, Leyla as she turns 8 today. She shared a beautiful photo of her and captioned it; "My little angel . My princess is 8 today. I'm thankful for this wonderful miracle God blessed me with. #birthdaygirl#princess #beautiful #oneinamillion#bestestgiftever.To party with Leyla please go to her school and take one gift pack L...(more)

English: Omi leyan

Pidgin English: Hi  Long time.  Do you know anyone who can write science in pigin?   Can they try this little test interpretation please?       **Test*    People die from Micro-nutrients deficiencies.   Lack of vitamins about and nutrient dense foods.    Cellular Medicine is able to answer the question as to why it is that every second person now dies of cardiovascular disease. The answer is that the heart and arterial system are highly st

...(more)

English: Who the hell do you think you are

English: what is neem leaf called in Igbo language

English: i am fine and you?

Hausa:

English:

• Land lord
• house rent 

Yoruba:

English: group

Pidgin English:

Pidgin English: My head is paining me

English:

: My name is Chiburuoma and I love to sing  

English: Moves to recall me from the Senate will fail – Dino Melaye.
Sen. Dino Melaye says that the ongoing move by the members of his constituency to recall him from the Senate will fail. Electorates in the seven local government areas that make up Kogi West Senatorial District which Dino represents in the senate, have been filing out at different polling units in the area to endorse the request for the recall of the senator. In a statement released over the weekend, Dino who...(more)

: Edikwa egwu

English: it is head fish uses to swim through water.

Yoruba:

English: do not reject me 

Igbo:

: What's the meaning of ajiire bi? In English

English: How are your family?

Hausa:

English: onion

Igbo:

English: In pre-colonial Igbo societies, yams are seen as men's crops, while cocoyam & cassava are seen as women's crops. #igbofacts #igboamaka

English: uncle

Igbo:

English: A man came across a lion in the bush and seeing no escape he knelt down and started praying on opening his eyes he saw the lion kneeling in front of him and praying too. "what a suprise" he said "some mins ago i tot you were going to eat me. the lion replied shhh dont interrupt my mass before meal.. hahahahaha...(more)

: Goodnight in itsekiri

English: Sitting in a bus, a boy talking to himself kept saying: "If my Papa na  King and my mama na Queen, I go be Prince; If my Papa na Lion and my mama be Lioness, I go strong.   The bus driver turn to am con ask am: If your papa na Agbero and your mama na Ashawo, wetin you for be?   The boy look am come say: Bus driver

...(more)

English:  For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart....(more)

Igbo:

English: precious

Igbo:

Pidgin English: Yemi Alade and Trey Songz dey kenya now dey do wan show wey coke organize for Kenya, Yemi done dey show plenty plenty pictures since about the yanke singer so ttey trey songs dey look yemi as she dey shake her buddy for the stage for am...(more)

English:

English: Basil

English: Fayose condemns DSS continued detention of Ifeanyi Ubah, Says; “DSS now FG’s terror gang”.
Ekiti State Governor, Mr Ayodele Fayose has described the Department of State Services (DSS) continued detention of the Managing Director of Capital Oil and Gas Limited, Ifeanyi Ubah as tyrannical, barbaric, reckless and irresponsible display of power, saying; “Within two years of President Muhammadu Buhari’s All Progressives Congress (APC) government, th...(more)

Pidgin English: Garri

English:

English: In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.
Genesis 1 vs 1

Igbo:

English: Contact and wats app +2347054559659 for spiritual intervention into your problem contact Baba ifadara (+2347054559659)  (1) to make money and become very rich (2) talisman for traders and businessmen     (3) spiritual power and rings  (4) exams succes  (5) do as I say (6)begging without refusel  (7) visa approval  (8) love me alone  (9) promotion at work  (10) Ring to win lottery always  (11) magic to avoid accident and poison (12

...(more)

English: Donkey

Yoruba:

English: Life 

Hausa:

English: We are all but pencils in the hand of the creator who else remembers that saying? #superstory

English: Kaduna-Abuja rail line will be ready for use in July 2016 ' - Minister of Transport, Rotimi Amaechi

Igbo:

English: $150  = N72,000

English: Police find five graves in uncovered Badoo shrine in Ikorodu.
The Lagos state police command today uncovered a shrine said to be used by members of the secret cult, Badoo in Ikorodu. The owner of the shrine, Alhaji Alaka Aboyomi, led the police team into the shrine located on a large expanse of land that is surrounded by thick bush. Four graves were found in the compound while another one that looked fresh was spotted on a corner in the compound. ...(more)

: Rosemary plants translate to Hausa

: Mi mi 

: Oboji

Pidgin English: the bucket have full

English:

Pidgin English: work

English:

English: someone cannot play with you?

Pidgin English:

English: Uvuvwevwevwe onyetenvewve ugwemubwem ossas Longest name in Africa and probably the world

Pidgin English:

Pidgin English: Love no get size
This befor marriage picture don dey everi wia for niaja, even the babe sef done dey share plenty plenty picture give us.....(more)

English:

: Please what is the Yoruba or Hausa name of cardamom