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Pidgin English: the food have done
Acting president Yemi Osinbajo pictured preaching at a branch of RCCG in Abuja yesterday.
Acting president, Yemi Osinbajo, delivered a sermon at a branch of the Redeemed Christian Church of God in Abuja yesterday May 14th. He was joined at the service by the Imo state governor, Rochas Okorocha....(more)
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Man caught while attempting to steal generator set in Delta State.
One member of a gang of suspected thieves, who attempted to steal a generator set in Sapele over the weekend was caught, beaten and handcuffed.It was gathered that suspects, who had been terrorizing the area were trying to make away with the stolen item when someone sighted them and raised alarm. The rest managed to escape but luck ran out on the suspect pictured....(more)
..3 thieves were taken to court, and were found guilty. The 1st man stole 1 sardine. The judge said 3yrs in prison bcos there are 3 slices of fish inside 1 sardine. And the 3rd guy collapsed. Do u know why? He stole a bag of rice.
The 2nd man stole a tray of egg. He got 30yrs in prison bcos a tray of egg contains 30 eggs.
..3 thieves were taken to court, and were found guilty. The 1st man stole 1 sardine. The judge said 3yrs in prison bcos there are 3 slices of fish inside 1 sardine.
And the 3rd guy collapsed. Do u know why? He stole a bag of rice.
English: Have a nice sleep
English: Cold morning
Former Bayelsa PDP Acting Chairman assassinated.
A former Acting Chairman of Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) in Bayelsa State, Mr. Christopher Pamo Hobobo, has been assassinated. Hobobo, a native of Agbere town in Sagbama Local Government Area of the state, was reportedly stabbed to death by unknown assassins in his residence on PDP Road, Yenagoa, the state capital in the early hours of Wednesday, May 17th. Mr Asinim Butswat, who confirmed the incident said Hobobo was...(more)
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English: The early bird gets the worm
English: "I have sold 20 children in two years" 22-year-old female child trafficker arrested in Anambra. A 22-year-old woman arrested by (SARS) of the Anambra State Police Command has confessed to having sold 20 children since she went into child trafficking business. Most of the children she sold between N150,000 - N200,000, were kidnapped on their way home from school. The suspect, Chinaza Onwuasoanya was impregnated by her boyfriend in Lagos and returned to Anambra State to have the...(more)
Pidgin English: What are you doing
English: Death why now?
English: King's Daughter
Ten mad men were taken to a poultry farm for a
test. Nine of them were jumping and quaking like
hens but only one was sitting down quietly. The
doctor went to him patiently thinking that he had
recovered and said "it seems that u are now ok
since u r not behaving like them."
The man interrupted,"ssssssssssssshhhhh keep
quite! I am trying to lay eggs......(more)
AUCTIONING! AUCTIONING!! AUCTIONING!!!
THE NIGERIA CUSTOM SERVICE TRUCKS, CARS,BAG OF RICE APPROVED BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT 2017/2018 WE SALE ALL KINDS OF TOKUNBO CARS AND TRUCKS.
Toyota Camry 1999/2001 #250000
Toyota Corolla 2003/2005 #450000
Toyota Picnic 1999/2001 #285000
Toyota Avalon 2003/2005 #450000
Volkswagen Golf2,3,4 #18000-300000
NIGERIA CUSTOMS (NATIONAL AUTHORIZED CAR SALES) FOR 2017 HAS COMMENCED WE
DIRECT TOKUNBO CARS VERY CLEAN AND BRAND NEW CARS FOR
English: Omo Yoruba omo igbo
A Typical Nigerian way of sending someone on
MAN: Go and buy me bathing Soap.If Lux na N70 buy am, but if Lux no dey, buy Joy soap. If Lux dey, but dem dey sell am N80 andJoy soap na N70, buy Joy soap.But if Joy and Lux na N80, buy Lux soap. If the two soaps no dey,buy.
Anyone wey Good Wey be N70 .
KID:bros, abeg, wetin u wan really buy?...(more)
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