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English: Easter

Yoruba:

English: Mouthpiece

English:

The man comes too late and knocks the door. His wife says:

- Oh, and you will explain to all the neighbors where you are coming from in your pants and bra this mid

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English:   How to prepare nsala soup

English: Only in Nigeria. Imagine! An accident occurred today, 11 persons were injured, 12 died. So the minister of Health promised to offer 5k to the injured and 6million to dead for dia funeral. One of the injured got up and laid where the dead were, one of the dead shouted, "Bros go back to ur place, no bring confusion come here, they have counted us oh!...(more)

Igbo:

English: U've bin wonderin y ur mum's prayer isnt working, Y will it wrk wen d woman is praying for Nwakaego Okorie & U turned Ur name to CreamBerry...(more)

Pidgin English: Agege bread

English:

English: Five secondary students who were on an excursion, declared missing after boat capsized in Kaduna.
Five secondary school students have been declared missing after a boat capsized in a river in Kaduna state yesterday afternoon October 11th. According to the Executive Secretary of Kaduna State Emergency Management Agency, Ezekiel Baba-Karik, the victims, from a private secondary school in the state capital, were on an excursion at River Kaduna when the incident occurred. Accor...(more)

English: For the news of the heart one should ask the face. i.e. One’s face shows what is in one’s heart.

Hausa:

Pidgin English: i dey kampe

English:

English: extravagant

Hausa:

English: Nollywood Actresses, Dayo Amusa along with her colleagues, Yemi Jacobs and consultant, Dami Adenuga met with an accident on their way back from Ibadan where they went to premier Dayo Amusa's movie "Pathetic". The accident happened along the Ibadan-Ijebu expressway....(more)

English: ASHAWO UNION OF NIGERIA 
NIKKI LODGE,PARIS HOTEL,
NO.1 CEMETARY ROAD,WARRI,
DELTA STATE,NIGERIA
CHIEF GODWIN OYEDEPO
CHAIRMAN,ASHAWO UNION OF NIGERIA
TEL:+234-09033781906
MISS NIKKI ADAWARE
CHAIRLADY,CHAIRLADY ASHAWO UNION OF NIGERIA
TEL:+234-08034958707...(more)

English: pottage yam

Yoruba:

English: So I called my Ex to tell her I was still in love with her, and she went "Abeg no vex o, Are U Peter, Kelvin, Patrick, Ugo, Tayo or Garba?"

English: A 24 year old teacher was impregnated by her 13 year old student
it is said that the teacher and the student were having an affair and the boy's parents approved it. The taecher said she got pregnant in January and told investigators that the teen's family was “excited” and “very supportive” when they found out....(more)

Igbo:

English: *GIRL :* Dad, am getting married.
*DAD :* To who?
*GIRL:* He's from d north
*DAD :* What ! ! ! ? God forbid !, Boko Haram people ! ? No way ! ! !... 
 *GIRL :* He's Dangote's son....
*DAD :* Ahhhhhh ! ! ,well ! ! we're all Nigerians... 
😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄...(more)

English: portage yam

Igbo:

English: Ani na picking Im de born

English:

A woman came to her husband, feeling very happy and said, “Honey, at 50-year-old, one of your friends finds me so attractive.”

English: shut up

Igbo:

English: John 4:4
Greater is he that is in me than he that is in the world

Igbo:

English: fun

Igbo:

: Elulu to  favorites Ojo ori ara re ni yio ro le

Pidgin English: How you take hold your phone now?

English:

English: I am the eyes of my father.

Pidgin English: Abeg dry front

English:

English: Omo Yoruba omo igbo

Igbo:

Pidgin English:

 English Gramma

English: Thanks be to God, who gives us the victory through our Lord Jesus Christ.
1 Corinthians 15:57

Igbo:

English: salt

Igbo:

English: who is your pastor?

English: What 

Pidgin English:

: Asamkpokoto 

English: Then said Jesus, Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do. And they parted his raiment, and cast lots. Luke 23:34

Igbo:

English: Ex BBN housemate, Bisola celebrates her daughter on her 8th birthday. Ex Big Brother Naija housemate, Bisola took to her Instagram page to celebrate her daughter, Leyla as she turns 8 today. She shared a beautiful photo of her and captioned it; "My little angel . My princess is 8 today. I'm thankful for this wonderful miracle God blessed me with. #birthdaygirl#princess #beautiful #oneinamillion#bestestgiftever.To party with Leyla please go to her school and take one gift pack L...(more)

English:

London brace yourself  (Blind date 3)

English: clap

Igbo:

English: A goat and a chicken were walking and discussing along the road when suddenly a car passed and splashed water on them. Angrily the chicken said "thats how dey would be driving like Goats"... The goat smiled and said, "yes u are right and thats is why they die like chickens"....(more)

English: Don't know what to write 

English: West

Yoruba:

English: Wow can you believe this!
58 year-old-man marries gets married to a 64-year-old woman he had been secretly admiring for 40years

Hausa:

English:

To be the best you have to hang out with the best. @DJSPINALL

English: Clementine 

Igbo:

English: Peace Mass Bus In Another Accident Yesterday Along Enugu-Abakaliki Road (Photos )

Igbo:

English: am still standing

Hausa:

: Can u translate this in english; 
 Were
Onikure
For san wo mi abi 
Won ma gba e ku

: OMI IN ENGLISH

English:

Vybes Cord and the ghen ghen master @IAM_OREZl