English: Account

Igbo:

English: My locust beans cannot go to USA

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: WATER DON PASS GARRI

English:

English: Chief

Yoruba:

English: Crash

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: You have added

English:

Pidgin English: Popular TV series actress Lilan Esoro and ha huzband Ubi Franklin marraige don dey scatter o, lilian say her husband no dey show up for her work place, say him do dey always dey around and him dey always beat am 
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English:

Pidgin English: dimeji olatunde

English:

English: Harvest

Yoruba:

English: If something that was going to chop off your head only knocked off your cap, you should be grateful.

Igbo:

English: Lord Cornel - Igbo Kwenu [Official Video] ft. Zoro       

English: A woman and her 7 years old son were in a keke and passed some group of prostitutes standing.
the boy asked:"mum, what are those women doing?"
the mother replied "they are waiting for their husband to comme back from work"
the keke driver was furious and told the little boy" they are prostitutes and they sleep with men for money.
the boys eyes opened wide and said mum what happens to the children they give birth to?
she replied: "most of them becomes keke drivers" lol...(more)

English: it takes a whole village to raise a child

Igbo:

English: I will lift up mine eyes into the hills.

Igbo:

Pidgin English: Covfefe

English:

English: Spider

Igbo:

English: Hope your ok

English:

GCE MATHEMATICS EXAM QUESTON FOR AKPOS

1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted.
2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)
3. You are dating other peoples’ sisters yet you don’t want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your T
   
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Pidgin English:

Pidgin English: eye

English:

English: Police arrest members of a syndicate allegedly behind extrajudicial killings of suspected kidnappers in Bauchi.
The Bauchi State Police Command has arrested four members of a syndicate behind series of extrajudicial killings of suspected kidnappers and cattle rustlers in the state. Briefing newsmen at the Headquarters on Wednesday, the Commissioner of Police, Garba Baba Umar said the command sustained its crime prevention operations in order to further stem the tide of all...(more)

English: My help comes from above

Yoruba:

: I nugo

English:

English: welcome to my country 

• Where a man Happily meet a lady and when shegoes back to her friends, their only question was "Is the guy loaded?
• Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note
• Where Groundnuts are sold in Bottles & Waters sold in Satchets
• Where your type of henerator shows how rich you are.
• Where politicians use big unnecessary grammar to scam people.
• Where we fight for everything. To gain admission to unive
  ...(more)

Yoruba:

English: A mad person 

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: i will do you something

English:

English:

The ubo-aka is a "thumb piano" of the Igbo people of southeastern Nigeria. This instrument features a wood-burnt hardwood soundboard (with cut-out handholds) mounted on an incised, woodburnt gourd resonator. Instead of the traditional metal cuffs around each key, a metal chain is stretched across the key.

English: Billionaire kidnapper, Evans weeps uncontrollably in police custody.
Billionaire kidnapper, Chukwudemeje George Onwuamadike alias Evans, who was arrested last weekend, has been weeping uncontrollably in a maximum police cell where he is now being held with other common criminals. Police sources say Evans who has been accustomed to a lavish lifestyle, is finding it had to adjust to the harsh environmental conditions within the police cell....(more)

: Belle

: Okomi atata 

English: You all look beautiful

Hausa:

English: THE commissioning and inspection of projects across Akwa Ibom State was the major activity that characterised the celebration of the 2016 Democracy Day by the Governor Udom Emmanuel led administration....(more)

Hausa:

English: money spender

Igbo:

English: we can not solve our problems with the same thinking will use when we created them

Hausa:

English: How to prepare okro soup in simple steps. 

Pidgin English: Kolobi

English:

English: Bombshell! Popular comedian Gordons says he's not afraid to say the truth. Nigerians are hungry. President Muhammadu Buhari is a Mutherfkr!!! He said this at a recent comedy show Seyi Law's Fast and Funny in Lagos....(more)

English: Casting all your care upon him; for he careth for you.
1 Peter 5:7

Igbo:

Pidgin English: Chop my money

English:

English: I met one small boy crying profusely with two ten-ten naira notes in his hands! 
I asked him why he was crying? 
He said his mother sent him 10 naira sugar and 10 naira
cowbell.....But he has forgotten which of the 10 naira is for sugar and which one is for cowbell. 
If you smile then the boy is from your village....(more)

Pidgin English:

English: What recession! Last night, Davido spent over 5k pounds in a London night club.  After his successful performance at the One African Music Festival two nights ago, Davido and his goons stormed the exclusive China White VIP night club on Winsley Street, London to turn up and it was lit! Davido showed off the receipt of his bills on snapchat totaling 5,129 pounds which is over 2.5million naira with the current exchange rate!...(more)

English: child

Hausa:

: Happy New Month

: I need help translating a song that goes like this: baba la gumbala la gumbala havize. Sorry if the spelling is not correct. I was told it was a greeting song between different families or clans. Thanks for the help. I'm teaching it to my preschool and want to tell them what it means...(more)

English: flour

Igbo:

English: Banana

Yoruba:

English: 1 thessalonians 5:17-pray continually

Yoruba:

: I must to give you belle 

Pidgin English: Akpa 

English: Today's scripture of the day Proverbs 3:5-6
Trust In The Lord...

English: night

Igbo: