English: A boy was going through his grandmother's  wallet one night and found her ID card. Grandma? he asked, "how much do you weigh?" His grandmother replied, " that's not an appropriate question, Jimmy" He then asked, "How old are you? She again replied. "That is not appropriate, Jimmy". Finally he asked, "Grandma, why did grandpa leave you?" Before she had time to answer, Jimmy looked at the card and said, "Oh i see, its because you got an "F" in sex."...(more)

English: Aburo mi

English:

• big
• small
• fast
• slow
• light
• dark
• loud
• quiet

Hausa:

Pidgin English: website

English:

English: People

English: An upcoming artiste with his 1st track ever be shouting "U already know who it is!". How we want take know? Did we attend same WAEC lesson?

English: Highlights of the Basketmouth SSE Arena Wembley shutdown. #Lordoftheribs #Itwaslit #Amgrateful #Valentinespecial 

English: Knowledge is never complete: two heads are better than one

Igbo:

English: Tortoise

Hausa:

English: The Lord shall fight for you, and ye shall hold your peace.
Exodus 14:14

Igbo:

Pidgin English: E remain small tin like dis u for make sense

English:

English: mafejopami

English: Only in Nigeria. Imagine! An accident occurred today, 11 persons were injured, 12 died. So the minister of Health promised to offer 5k to the injured and 6million to dead for dia funeral. One of the injured got up and laid where the dead were, one of the dead shouted, "Bros go back to ur place, no bring confusion come here, they have counted us oh!...(more)

Igbo:

English: The only way to do great work is to love what you do

Igbo:

Pidgin English: TV

English:

English: Dwarf mother and daughter arrested in Ogun State for dealing in cannabis.
43-year-old woman, Alaba Mulika and her 16-year-old daughter, Olamide Saliu were arrested by the Ogun State Police Command for allegedly trading in cannabis.The mother and daughter duo are 'little people'.The duo were paraded alongside 56 other suspects on Thursday, by the Commissioner of Police, Ahmed Iliyasu at the command’s headquarters at Eleweran, Abeokuta.Briefing newsmen on the arrest of...(more)

English: sleep

Igbo:

English: Cocoyam

Yoruba:

English:

Akpos’ boss called him on a Saturday morning and asked him to come to work, Akpos replied “I would love to but I’m in traffic”

English: Nalekele mo

English: Flavour - Sake of Love (feat. Sarkodie) [Official Video]

English: someone cannot play with you?

Pidgin English:

: Am blessed blessed

English: Charity begins at Home

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: Then mind your own business 

English: Lady kills her baby girl and attempts to force her down the toilet in UNIMAID.
This sad incident happened at the University of Maiduguru in Borno state yesterday May 24th. A female student who just gave birth to a baby girl, reportedly killed the baby and was trying to force the baby through the toilet when she was apprehended....(more)

English: Sitting in a bus, a boy talking to himself kept saying: "If my Papa na King and my mama na Queen, I go be Prince; If my Papa na Lion and my mama be Lioness, I go strong.

The bus driver turn to am con ask am: If your papa na Agbero and your mama na Ashawo, wetin you for be?...(more)

Pidgin English:

Pidgin English: Beetroot

Pidgin English: country

English:

English: Former Abia state governor Orji Uzor Kalu appears at court. He is being persecuted by the EFCC at federal high court ikoyi for fraud and money laundering....(more)

English: let good thing eat my money

Igbo:

English: Buy the latest Hoodies from Spain. Click on the link below and make your payment.
https://teespring.com/the-new-t-shirt-in-spain#pid=377&cid=100071&sid=front...(more)

English: Zoro drops another banging song "Buy the bar" ft Falz. watch and drop your comments below 

Pidgin English: Who do it?

English:

English: Me: so babe what's your genotype? Girl: I love tall, rich, handsome & dark guys Genotype:

English: TV

Pidgin English:

English: peace

Hausa:

English:  Good morning

Igbo:

: I love you with all my heart. I cant stand a day without hearing  from the man that stole my heart. 

Pidgin English: Na yim sure pass

English:

English: Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your chest and ask, "Honey have you ever cheated on me?" ...then wait for your heart to beat fast

Pidgin English:

English: Too much arguments leads to a fight

Yoruba:

English: Never break someone`s heart,they only have one.Break bones instead because there have 206 of them.

English: For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the Lord, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end.
Jeremiah 29:11...(more)

Igbo:

Pidgin English: the two both of us

English:

: Rani

English: i lost my phone

Hausa:

English: Butterfly

Igbo:

Pidgin English: Agege bread

English:

Pidgin English: i dey kampe

English: