English: Palm fruit

Igbo:

English: The missing part...


Interviewer: Where were you born?
Akpos: Lagos
Interviewer: Which part?
Akpos: What do you mean which part? The
whole
body was born in Lagos....(more)

English: SON: Mummy, today on our way back on the bus daddy told me to give up my seat for a woman.
MOTHER: Well that's responsible of your father. I hope u stood up.
SON: I tried not to but daddy insisted.
MOTHER: Well you shouldn't have hesitated, am sure he felt embarrassed. Next time don't do that...OK?
SON: But mummy I was seating on daddy's lap!...(more)

English: What is your name?

Hausa:

Pidgin English: What does "if I hear" mean?

Pidgin English: No be small thing 

English: Potatoes

Hausa:

English: toilet

Igbo:

Pidgin English: My tommy is doing me some how

English:

English: Amen

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: Ozowor

English:

: AUCTIONING! AUCTIONING!! AUCTIONING!!! THE NIGERIA CUSTOM SERVICE TRUCKS, CARS,BAG OF RICE APPROVED BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT 2017/2018 WE SALE ALL KINDS OF TOKUNBO CARS AND TRUCKS. Toyota Camry 1999/2001 #250000 Toyota Corolla 2003/2005 #450000 Toyota Picnic 1999/2001 #285000 Toyota Avalon 2003/2005 #450000 Volkswagen Golf2,3,4 #18000-300000 09067374835 NIGERIA CUSTOMS (NATIONAL AUTHORIZED CAR SALES) FOR 2017 HAS COMMENCED WE HAVE DIRECT TOKUNBO CARS VERY CLEAN AND BRAND NEW CARS FOR

...(more)

English: What is your name

English: marriage

Hausa:

Pidgin English: wetin i do you?

English:

English: Always saying am in my house come and beat me

English: I met one small boy crying profusely with two ten-ten naira notes in his hands! 
I asked him why he was crying? 
He said his mother sent him 10 naira sugar and 10 naira
cowbell.....But he has forgotten which of the 10 naira is for sugar and which one is for cowbell. 
If you smile then the boy is from your village....(more)

Pidgin English:

English: i detest people who are never satisfied. No matter what you do 

Igbo:

English:

present tense and past tense 

English: Flamboyant Lagos pastor, Tom Samson, wears military outfit to church.
Flamboyant Lagos pastor, Tom Samson, of the Christ Royal Family International church, wore this military outfit to church yesterday....(more)

English: pottage yam

Yoruba:

English: Please speak more slowly, Where's the toilet?

Yoruba:

English: Uniabuja students Storms Air-Port Road To Protest Over The Death Of A Female Student   Yesterday night, a driver knocked down a uniabuja female student while she was trying to escape from armed robbers nest. Fresh source revealed to 9jaflaver news that the driver that knocked down the student to death is a lecturer of the university of Abuja, and was driving one way when the unfortunate happened.   Students blames the school authority and the federal government, for not providing c

...(more)

English: here are our finest single women pick one 

Pidgin English: I saw your miss call

English:

: Please what is the Yoruba or name for cardamom

English: Tutorial with the landlord's daughter dey always lead to quick notice. hahahahahahahahahahaha can't stop laughing 

English: You are welcome

Hausa:

English: scripture of the day Matthew 6:33

English: Hilarious!
A 28year old Kuwaiti man married 4 wives in one wedding after his ex dared him if he could find 1 woman to marry him

Hausa:

English: I want to buy / sell

English: Hawk

Yoruba:

English: make me your number one priority dats just all i am asking for 

English: One week

Igbo:

English: word

Igbo:

English: I will not die but live to declare the work of the lord

Yoruba:

English: The ants do not truly like the cornstalk,so is the love of other people minimal

Yoruba:

English:  Who Stole The Meat?

English: House of Representatives in a rowdy session as members reject bill to establish South-East Development Commission.
The House of Representatives was today thrown into a rowdy session after majority of the lawmakers rejected a bill for the establishment of the South East Development Commission, SEDC. The lawmakers turned down the bill because according to them, there was not enough consultations carried out before the bill was presented to the House....(more)

English: culture

Hausa:

English: Buhari : I will make 1naira equal to 1dollar

Dollar :

Pidgin English: yab

English:

English:

Akpos and his wife:
Wife: You smell of woman’s perfume; where did u get it?
Akpos: From the woman I was squeezed with in the taxi.
Wife: What about the used condoms in your pocket?
Akpos: Hey leave me alone don’t ask me silly questions. I want to sleep!!.
Wife: (Crying.) This is not fair coz when I use them I don’t bring them home.
Akpos: (Waking up angry). Wat did you say?
Wife: Leave me alone I want to sleep..

English: Mathew 11 verse 30: for his yoke is easy and his burden is light

Pidgin English:

English: Elulu to  fa Ojo ori ara re ni yio ro le

Pidgin English: y u dey eye me?

English:

English: if you think your too small to make a difference, you havent spent a night with a mosquitto

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: I kukuma don’t have your time

English:

English:  Nnamdi Kanu's Trial: Soludo, Utomi Seek Release

English: mi ọjọ ti o dara ati ki o bi o nipa tirẹ

Yoruba: