English: Only in Nigeria. Imagine! An accident occurred today, 11 persons were injured, 12 died. So the minister of Health promised to offer 5k to the injured and 6million to dead for dia funeral. One of the injured got up and laid where the dead were, one of the dead shouted, "Bros go back to ur place, no bring confusion come here, they have counted us oh!...(more)

Igbo:

English: My guy once tried to break-up with his Benin GF on phone, then a bird flew into his house and changed to her. They are now happily married

English:

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: Malowa

English: Oscar Pistorius removed his prosthetics as his lawyers pleaded for a lighter sentence

Pidgin English:

English: "Special, amazing, beautiful and sexy" Emmanuel Emenike celebrates his wife, Iheoma Nnadi as she turns 22. Nigerian international Emmanuel Emenike took to Instagram to celebrate his 'wifey', former MBGN 2014, Iheoma Nnadi on her birthday.  It seem the couple who got engaged in September 2016 in London after dating for six months, are married because they have been referring to each other as wife and husband on Instagram posts....(more)

English: Who told you my name ehn bony face

: Isese

: Ode ni e ni

English: How

Hausa:

Pidgin English: nottin dey happen

English:

English: Biscuit

Igbo:

English: Chris Attoh celebrates wife Damilola Adegbite as she turns 33 today.
Ghanaian actor, Chris Attoh who turned a year older yesterday took to his IG page to celebrate his wife and actress, Damilola Adegbite as she turns 33 today, May 18, 2017. He wrote: Happy Birthday Mama!!! @adedamee Today is your special day. May you be showered with health, wealth and prosperity throughout your life and may your special day and every day be full of love and joyful moments! Have a blast tod...(more)

English: Hello 

Hausa:

Pidgin English: Abeg fly

English:

English: Iyanya - Bow for you

Pidgin English: jam that door

English:

English: My help comes from above

Yoruba:

English: Contact and wats app +2347054559659 for spiritual intervention into your problem contact Baba ifadara (+2347054559659)  (1) to make money and become very rich (2) talisman for traders and businessmen     (3) spiritual power and rings  (4) exams succes  (5) do as I say (6)begging without refusel  (7) visa approval  (8) love me alone  (9) promotion at work  (10) Ring to win lottery always  (11) magic to avoid accident and poison (12

...(more)

English: Alakada Reloaded Makes 50 million in One week, I am Super Grateful’- Toyin Abraham.
After her movie Alakada Reloaded, grossed 50 million in a week, popular actress and producer, Toyin Abraham said she is super grateful for the box office success of the comedy movie. Alakada Reloaded became one of the top grossing movies in 2017 after grossing 25 million naira in its first 3 days....(more)

: I love you

Pidgin English: Who and who win?

English:

: Osisi ekile

English: The only way to do great work is to love what you do

Igbo:

English: Charity begins at Home

Yoruba:

: Mad people

English: True #Love doesn't have a happy ending.. True Love has no ending. Have A Great Day Friends.. Happy #Valentines
Is this true?...(more)

: Oboji

English: How to cook native jollof rice

English: Apesin ola

English: Nigerian women are beautiful!

English: Block B, Area C                                                                   Police Barrack                                                                   Weste...(more)

English: My face when i see someone taking selie on okada (bike)

: Tea tree

English: Good afternoon

Hausa:

English: l wonder through a crowd of women
Whose hair and teeth are false
Whose lips and cheecks have artificial colours
Whose dress is artificial silk and velvet 
Whose talk are mainly lies...(more)

English: Three girls went to the river to take a bath but unfortunately their cloth went missing, and as at that time three boys where passing by the river.
the 1st girl covered her breast and her face and left her private part open.
the 2nd girl covered her breast and her private part 
the third girl only covered her face.
Please which one of these girls is the wiset....(more)

: Good morning

English:  Brain

Igbo:

English: Why do we kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong???

Igbo:

English: A Catholic Priest (Nigerian) was dying in a hospital and asked the Doctor to call a POLICE Officer & a POLITICIAN. Within minutes, the two appeared. The priest held their hands and kept quiet. The guys were so touched and felt very important being summoned by a priest in his dying moment. Out of anxiety, the politician asked, 'But why did you call us? ' The priest gathered all his strength and said, 'Jesus died between two thieves.. I want to go the same way...(more)

English: Fayose condemns DSS continued detention of Ifeanyi Ubah, Says; “DSS now FG’s terror gang”.
Ekiti State Governor, Mr Ayodele Fayose has described the Department of State Services (DSS) continued detention of the Managing Director of Capital Oil and Gas Limited, Ifeanyi Ubah as tyrannical, barbaric, reckless and irresponsible display of power, saying; “Within two years of President Muhammadu Buhari’s All Progressives Congress (APC) government, th...(more)

Pidgin English: tatafo

English:

English: UCHE: Mommy, can I go to Chidera’s house? MOMMY: No! UCHE: Why? MOMMY: No fuel. UCHE: Ahn ahn! I’m using my legs. MOMMY: If you get missing, is it not a car we are going to use to find you?...(more)

Pidgin English:

English: Omo dada

English: comment any funny throwback picture lets do a throwback Thursday

Yoruba:

: Kilamity

English: Am forever grateful

Yoruba:

: Can u translate this in english; 
 Were
Onikure
For san wo mi abi 
Won ma gba e ku

English:

English: Oduduwa was the first Ooni, King of Ile-Ife with the titles "Olofin Aye" and "Olufe". 

Yoruba: