English: *GIRL :* Dad, am getting married.
*DAD :* To who?
*GIRL:* He's from d north
*DAD :* What ! ! ! ? God forbid !, Boko Haram people ! ? No way ! ! !... 
 *GIRL :* He's Dangote's son....
*DAD :* Ahhhhhh ! ! ,well ! ! we're all Nigerians... 
😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄...(more)

English: An Ibo man once prayed to God that he should stumble on
N2000 and promised to give God N1000 out of it. Not up to
5minutes afterwards, he saw N1000 lying on the floor. He
quickly picked it up, looked up to the sky, shook his head and
said; "My Father in heaven, na now I come fear you o...sharp
sharp, you don quickly comot your own share!!!...(more)

: I'm the world of my own

English: The i am that i am 

Yoruba:

: Ori mi

Pidgin English: Gbedu

English:

English:

8 days to go. Dont miss out

English: Mr (Mister)

Igbo:

English: What is the English name of siregun

English: A man was going on a trip and d wife helped him pack. as he was about leaving, she handed him a pack of condoms an said, "take these with u incase of temptations". with broad smile he said, "with a broad smile he said thank u".
when he got into his car his wife came running, honey give me some of the condoms- who knowsi might also be tempted....(more)

: Goodnight in itsekiri

English: I just remembered this, how long is i going o take to bring back Nigerians missing chibok girls, its been over 2years

Pidgin English:

English: If halloween ever becomes a Nigerian festival, Segun Arinze's eyes will be a costume of its own.

English:  flower, blossom, splendour

Hausa:

English: A bachelor should always spend minimum time with a friend's wife. 

Yoruba:

: Ose o Jesu
A o ma yin o
Ose o Jesu
Olorun ayo wa
Ose o Jesu
A o ma yin o
Baba gbope ta mu wa fun o

English: Breeze

Yoruba:

English: A famous prostitute died. People were confused as to what should be written on her grave. Finally, on the advice of a wise man, they wrote: “AT LAST SHE SLEPT ALONE!!!”...(more)

: Nimo bimo obimo

English: 2017 Appropriation bill to be passed on Thursday May 11th- Saraki says. Senate president Bukola Saraki during plenary today, disclosed that the 2017 Appropriation bill or budget would be passed into law on Thursday May 11th. Saraki said this after receiving the Appropriation bill from the senate's committee on Appropriation. More photos after cut....(more)

English:  KOKER - WAVY 

English: Lesson : whatever you want to do or have to do, you have to start now and not push it for another day or another time. 

English: Wembley will be this sold out!!! Say Amen.

English: Ten Naira

Yoruba:

English: Kitchen

Igbo:

English: TEACHER: Okon convert this sentence to future tense "I KILLED A PERSON"

OKON: You will go to jail.... Lobatan... Period.....(more)

English: Nigerian superman 

Hausa:

English: Only in Ibadan.. LOL 

English: Off his new album Flavour drops the video of Virtuous Woman [Official Video]

English: Amanam

English: Cursing a deaf in anger has no effect

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: 1. My leg is paining me 

English:

English: I miss you all

Igbo:

English: some text

Hausa:

English: Awon obo

Pidgin English:

Pidgin English: How old I take senior you

Pidgin English: Bros okon dey scarter english for him oga... i no fit laugh ...(more)

English:

English: Yoruba version of Justin beiber love yourself by @emmaohmygod

English: King's Daughter

Igbo:

: Have you eaten

English: mother 

Igbo:

English: Easy and quick steps on preparing white bean cake (ekuru)

English:

The man comes too late and knocks the door. His wife says:

- Oh, and you will explain to all the neighbors where you are coming from in your pants and bra this mid

...(more)

Pidgin English: He comes here very often 

English:

English: Alagbada ina

English: QUEST FOR LEARNING

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: E remain small tin like dis u for make sense

English:

Pidgin English: Aba made

English:

English: Happy sunday

: Ojú tó rí ibi tí ò fọ́, ire ló ńdúró de.