English: I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, talking about his well-paid job and expensive sports car. Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?" I said, "If you think she's gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend." He said, "Why? Is she more gorgeous?" I said, "No, she's an optician."

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English: When my uncle that momsi said is a Taxi driver in New York comes back home and buys 3cars, 6companies and 4 estates Me and my B.Sc:

English: Fried yam 

Igbo:

Pidgin English: Two twins

English:

Pidgin English: My Oga at the top

English:

English: Fresh pepper

Hausa:

Pidgin English: Thief people 

English: Video......

Pidgin English: obim

English:

English: Can't wait to hit this road #ilovebasketball

English: This is what you hear when you are about to fight with a confirm street guy 

English: A hunter with only one arrow does not shoot carelessly

Yoruba:

English:   In Today's world revolves around high technology & most companies have invested substantially in automated plants. For this reason most manufacturing companies are looking for competent engineers with basic aptitude towards automation and ability to work on varied brands of PLCs, Drives, MMI and SCADA. The usage of automation has increased more than tenfold in each industry for them to compete globally & the requirement for PLC, SCADA, MMI/HMI, DCS, trained engineers ke...(more)

English: African star apple 

Igbo:

: U dey vex me olorun 

English: Kaduna-Abuja rail line will be ready for use in July 2016 ' - Minister of Transport, Rotimi Amaechi

Igbo:

English: Good morning world. 

Igbo:

English: Bitter Leaf

Igbo:

English: In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
John 1:1

Igbo:

English: I thank God for making see today

Yoruba:

English:

good night 

English: Former MBGN, Iheoma Nnadi took to her Instagram page to celebrate her man, Emmanuel Emenike on his birthday. "Happy birthday to the keeper of my heart. my husband. my favorite pain in the ass. my only beau. Today I pray that God almighty bless you with long life, peace and prosperity. I Love you my king. Time to celebrate....(more)

English: Ịchọ ịlụ gị ịbịa bịa ighọ ifuru na Chief si compound na Chief chọrọ ka ha mata na Mbe mbe adịghị ekwe ka ndị ala ọzọ na-eji ya shei esi ofe....(more)

Igbo:

English: safe journey

Hausa:

English:

The man comes too late and knocks the door. His wife says:

- Oh, and you will explain to all the neighbors where you are coming from in your pants and bra this mid

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English: I don't know anything about that deal o

English: Skin

Igbo:

English:

 JIDENNA SPEAKS IGBO
#IGBOAMAKA

Pidgin English:

English: Just when you think you've seen the worst life can throw at you, You'll go to a club in Ibadan and see ceiling fans

English: Comedian AY's wife Mabel calls out Freda Francis, "stay away from her family". 
There was drama on Instagram in the early hours of today as Mabel, interior designer/wife of comedian Ayo 'AY' Makun, called out heavily pregnant socialite Freda Francis. Freda had her Push Party (baby shower) in Ikoyi, Lagos on Sunday evening and AY was one of the guests present there. After a photo he took with Freda and a friend surfaced online, Mabel who appeared to have saved some scre...(more)

English: Zebra

Yoruba:

English: Patoranking drops the remake video of his song "Daniella Whine" ft ft. Elephant Man, Konshens 

Pidgin English: Akube

English:

English: Lime

Yoruba:

English: That was how barca wowed the world yesterday. 

English: Boko Haram members now pretend to be epileptic patients before carrying out their attack- Adamawa state govt.
The Adamawa state government says Boko Haram members have initiated a new tactic to carry out their evil attacks. Speaking at a press conference in Yola the state capital yesterday, the state commissioner for information, Ahmad Sajoh, said the terrorists now pretend to be epileptic patients before blowing up themselves and attacking their victims....(more)

English: 258 Nigerians deported from Libya. 258 Nigerians comprising of 220 males, 18 females and 20 children and infants, were deported from Libya last night May 16th. They were received at the Murtala Mohammed International Airport by the South West Zonal office of the National Commission for Refugees, Migrants & Internally Displaced Persons....(more)

English: Wannan magani shine make kira dad an dakkarawa ingantaccen magani had I zuru an had a wanna magani da itatuwa daban

English: TEACHER: Okon convert this sentence to future tense "I KILLED A PERSON"

OKON: You will go to jail.... Lobatan... Period.....(more)

Pidgin English: A Typical Nigerian way of sending someone on
Errand
MAN: Go and buy me bathing Soap.If Lux na N70 buy am, but if Lux no dey, buy Joy soap. If Lux dey, but dem dey sell am N80 andJoy soap na N70, buy Joy soap.But if Joy and Lux na N80, buy Lux soap. If the two soaps no dey,buy.
Anyone wey Good Wey be N70 .
KID:bros, abeg, wetin u wan really buy?...(more)

English: The countdown starts now:
Wembley Arena
Valentines Day
London

English: There's a rumbling in my stomach

Igbo:

English: We are all but pencils in the hand of the creator who else remembers that saying? #superstory

English: king

Hausa:

Pidgin English:    Patoranking Fire - Mama Aboyo Ft. Olamide

English: What do you mean by that how dare you take the last meat in the pot

English: cassava

Igbo:

Pidgin English: How manage?

English:

English: Vincent Enyeama and 10 other players sacked by new Lille coach, Marcelo Bielsa.
Marcelo Bielsa, the new coach of French Football club, Lille has told former Nigerian goalkeeper Vincent Enyeama and 10 other players that they are no longer needed by the club. After being appointed by the club's new owner, Gerard Lopez, on a two-year deal in May, Bielsa immediately set about reshaping the squad that finished 11th in the French Ligue 1 last season.  ...(more)

English: disturb

Igbo: