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From: Lagos State, Ondo state, Nigeria
Pidgin English: nottin dey happen
English: Happy Sunday family and friends
English: Fresh pepper
also translated by :Chineloneche; ImoleOluwagbemisola
Akpos and his wife:
Wife: You smell of woman’s perfume; where did u get it?
Akpos: From the woman I was squeezed with in the taxi.
Wife: What about the used condoms in your pocket?
Akpos: Hey leave me alone don’t ask me silly questions. I want to sleep!!.
Wife: (Crying.) This is not fair coz when I use them I don’t bring them home.
Akpos: (Waking up angry). Wat did you say?
Wife: Leave me alone I want to sleep..
Akpos and his wife:
I met one small boy crying profusely with two ten-ten naira notes in his hands!
I asked him why he was crying?
He said his mother sent him 10 naira sugar and 10 naira
cowbell.....But he has forgotten which of the 10 naira is for sugar and which one is for cowbell.
If you smile then the boy is from your village....(more)
also translated by :ChuksOdoh
English: Ani na picking Im de born
English: I love my brother
Pidgin English: I no fit wait for 5 to nak
My wife's relatives and our friends will kill me if Nigeria fails to qualify for World Cup- Mikel Obi.
Super Eagles captain, John Mikel Obi who revealed in an interview with FIFA.COM that he is married to the mother of his twin babies, Russian citizen Olga Diyachenko, also revealed that his wife's family and their friends expect Nigeria to qualify for the Russia 2018 FIFA World Cup because they are seriously rooting for Nigeria. He jokingly said his wife's family will kill...(more)
Pidgin English: Ah! You can lie o
Dating Tips for Finding the Right Person
How to Navigate New Relationships and Find Lasting Love Single and looking for love? Dating’s hard enough without the emotional baggage you may be bringing to the table. And when you’re having trouble finding a love connection, it’s all too easy to buy into the destructive myths out there about dating and relationships. That’s why you may want to start by re-assessing your beliefs and expectations about love—...(more)
Single and looking for love? Dating’s hard enough without the emotional baggage you may be bringing to the table. And when you’re having trouble finding a love connection, it’s all too easy to buy into the destructive myths out there about dating and relationships. That’s why you may want to start by re-assessing your beliefs and expectations about love—...(more)
also translated by :Trey_kendricks
also translated by :Chi2; GRACEMWANGI
I bumped into an old school friend today.
He started showing off, talking about his well-paid job and expensive sports car.
Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?"
I said, "If you think she's gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend."
He said, "Why? Is she more gorgeous?"
I said, "No, she's an optician."
Pidgin English: Merry Christmas and a happy new year
English: flower, blossom, splendour
also translated by :FavourLove
Pidgin English: Tush
Lassa Fever spreads to Yobe State; 4 people Quarantined - says Commissioner.
At least 3 people have died from Lassa fever in Lagos state and another 100 under monitoring at the Lagos University Teaching Hospital (LUTH).Now, Dr Bello Kawuwa, Yobe state Commissioner for Health says Four people are being quarantined for clinical analysis in Yobe over suspected case of Lassa fever.Kawuwa told newsmen in Damaturu that seven people were initially held, but three had been discharg...(more)
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, Why are you arguing?
One boy answers, We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didnt even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher....(more)
English: Roasted Plantain
English: I lean on God
also translated by :Chi2
Pidgin English: Kolobi
English: Ada will come to Yola
Bobrisky’s English Is So Bad, I’m Ashamed We Attended The Same University” – Worried Twitter User Speaks out.
Nigerian male barbie, Bobrisky has been called out several times for his Snapchat typos, but he has said he does that for attention.
Most people still believe he actually doesn’t know how to spell correctly and is trying to cover up.
A twitter user, Ladispeaks has called him out, saying he is ashamed he attended the same university as him.
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