English: LIFE. hahahahahahaha 

English: Jesus Christ

Igbo:

English: Íni o míyenbra Apetamin, but you're lying íni fei weight gain . Tamuno rauemì o!

: Ori e ti yi

English: I met one small boy crying profusely with two ten-ten naira notes in his hands! 
I asked him why he was crying? 
He said his mother sent him 10 naira sugar and 10 naira
cowbell.....But he has forgotten which of the 10 naira is for sugar and which one is for cowbell. 
If you smile then the boy is from your village....(more)

Pidgin English:

English:

The car episode. Ade's father finally buys a car.

English: A woman and her 7 years old son were in a keke and passed some group of prostitutes standing.
the boy asked:"mum, what are those women doing?"
the mother replied "they are waiting for their husband to comme back from work"
the keke driver was furious and told the little boy" they are prostitutes and they sleep with men for money.
the boys eyes opened wide and said mum what happens to the children they give birth to?
she replied: "most of them becomes keke drivers" lol...(more)

English: Let everything within me praise the lord

Igbo:

Pidgin English: Na wa oh, But na truth e talk oh
Tafewa Balewa go dey look us like: Una welldone o, una don finally make me dey uselss so tay common pure water i nor fit buy...(more)

English:

Pidgin English:  shine teeth

English:

English: ASUU embarks on indefinite strike.
The Academic Staff Union of Universities ASUU, has embarked on an indefinite strike beginning from today August 14th. President of the academic union, Biodun Ogunyemi, announced this in a memo to lecturers dated August 12th. According to the memo, the union is proceeding on an indefinite strike because of the federal government's failure to implement its 2009 agreement and 2013 memorandum of understanding (MoU). Other reasons listed for th...(more)

: How can I get a good look at you?

: Shuku agbado

English: And Abraham called the name of that place Jehovah Jireh: as it is said to this day, In the mount of the Lord it shall be seen. Genesis 22:14...(more)

Igbo:

Pidgin English: Do it fast fast

English:

English:  Moi-moi is a very popular food in Nigeria, it could be eaten alone or eaten along side rice,akamu(pap) and several other foods in Nigeria....(more)

: Narekelemo 

English: Breeze

Yoruba:

English: How to prepare okpa

English: so many upgrade since my last visit nice one team

English: Key

Igbo:

Pidgin English: The food have done

English:

English:

Dont get left out!!!

English: That was how I was caught wit an 'espo',students were shouting 'Chop am'...'swallow am' thinking twas a small paper. Not knowing twas Ababio

English: horny goat weed

English: Only in Nigeria. Imagine! An accident occurred today, 11 persons were injured, 12 died. So the minister of Health promised to offer 5k to the injured and 6million to dead for dia funeral. One of the injured got up and laid where the dead were, one of the dead shouted, "Bros go back to ur place, no bring confusion come here, they have counted us oh!...(more)

Igbo:

English: Proverbs 3:6
In all your ways submit to him, and he will make your paths straight.

Igbo:

Pidgin English: Agege bread 

English:

: please women and gentlemen,can I get one who teach me pidgin English?

English:

BOY: Baby where r U? GIRL: My dad's driver is taking me to shoprite in d jeep. BOY: Ok, I'm behind U in d bus, don't pay, I've paid for both

English: I lean on God

Igbo:

English: Happy sunday

Pidgin English: Rghit turn

English:

English: I wish HIV results r announced on TV. After d test, U'll have to gather wit Ur family and well-wishers to know Ur fate in NTA 9 O'clock news

English: testing

Hausa:

English: Go away!

Hausa:

English: nethh29

English: faith

Igbo:

Pidgin English: Aba made

English:

English: mosques

Hausa:

: Flaxseed in hausa

English: Alakuku

English: favour

Yoruba:

: You are the Mighty God, the Great I am.

Pidgin English: anybody wey fit do dis tin to dis mango fit kill preson 

English:

English: Only in Nigeria that you'd find a currency with home and away jersey

: the translation of this Igbo proverb to English: Ochu okuko new ada.mwa okuko new mwe mwe oso

English: who is your pastor?

English: vegetable

Igbo:

English: Coffee may lower risks of chronic diseases

Pidgin English: