: God bless us

English: onion

Hausa:

English: Stew

Yoruba:

: I'm so excited

English: *GIRL :* Dad, am getting married.
*DAD :* To who?
*GIRL:* He's from d north
*DAD :* What ! ! ! ? God forbid !, Boko Haram people ! ? No way ! ! !... 
 *GIRL :* He's Dangote's son....
*DAD :* Ahhhhhh ! ! ,well ! ! we're all Nigerians... 
😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄...(more)

English: Eduro naa o se je pe emi ni efe ki Koko maa ba yin soro naa?

: Oyibo tiwa niyen okuno 

English: PSG fans right now lmao 

English: Great are the potentials of every dedicated learner.

English: Glory be to God

Igbo:

English: TEACHER: Okon convert this sentence to future tense "I KILLED A PERSON"

OKON: You will go to jail.... Lobatan... Period.....(more)

English: A man cheated on his wife now he needs a place to stay and he is ready to pay any amount for it....

Hausa:

Pidgin English: nottin dey happen

English:

: Good morning

English: Gunmen open fire at a mosque in Niger state, kill 20. No fewer than 20 persons have been confirmed dead after unknown gunmen opened fire while they were praying at a mosque in Etogi community in Mokwa LGA of Niger State yesterday May 14th. According to residents of the community, the attack is suspected to be a reprisal one after a herdsman was recently killed during a land dispute between Fulani youths and members of the community....(more)

English: Nigeria Customs intercepts smuggled goods worth N607m.
Officers and Men of Nigeria Customs Service, Federal Operations Unit (FOU) ‘A’, intercepted smuggled goods with a Duty Paid Value (DPV) of Three Hundred and Thirty Four Million, Forty Two Thousand, Three Hundred and Ninety Six Naira, Eight kobo (N334,042,396.8) only between the months of 1st April to 12th June, 2017....(more)

English:

Teacher: “Amaka, What do u want to be in life?”
Amaka: “A successful multi billionaire business woman.”

English: dance

Igbo:

Pidgin English: The food have done

English:

Pidgin English: olodo

English:

English: Teacher: What is a Verb? Peter: A Verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre. Teacher: What are you saying? Peter: It is a complete sentence sir. Teacher: Are you mad? Peter: It is a question sir. Teacher: Don't be stupid. Peter: It is an advice sir. Teacher: Stop that nonsense. Peter: It is a command sir. Teacher: You're an idiot. Peter: It is an insult sir. Teacher: Get out of my class. Peter: It is an order sir. Teacher: Oh! Goodness, What a boy! Peter: It is an exclamation sir

...(more)

Pidgin English:

English: Nollywood Actress, Mercy Johnson was officially sworn in as the Senior Special Assistant to the Kogi state governor, Yahaya Bello on Entertainment, Arts and Culture in Lokoja, the state's capital today....(more)

Pidgin English: Abeg fly

English:

English: That was how I was caught wit an 'espo',students were shouting 'Chop am'...'swallow am' thinking twas a small paper. Not knowing twas Ababio

English: Nigeria people and culture 

Pidgin English: one two woman

English:

English: What is meaning of ayomi in English?

English: Came across this and decieded to post it up here. So funny 

Igbo:

English: I miss those days when we get kuli kuli for 2 kobo or guguru and epa for 3 kobo 

English: it's monday morning

: Se ajiire bi?

: Hey guys. Please what does "Iheneme" mean?

English: Manager

Hausa:

English:

Dont get left out!!!

English: Someone sent me this on facebook please what should i do to him
Plz delete my number 4rm ur phone, u're a traitor, 4rm nw on, we hav nothing in common, no connection, no friendship at all. i dnt even hav words 4 u. U're such an idiot, a big fool, a monster i mean it, and i hate u. U're d most disgustin person eva, dnt even tink of talkin 2me again, u dnt deserve 2 b a human being. Dis is a message 4rm Obasanjo 2 Buhari not 4 u ,so relax dnt stress urself.Send 2ur friends nd make their blood...(more)

English: When my uncle that momsi said is a Taxi driver in New York comes back home and buys 3cars, 6companies and 4 estates Me and my B.Sc:

English: My Ex just posted a pic of her in a FERRARI.
Please if you can PHOTOSHOP me put me in a Private Jet
Just inbox me
I must win this fight.........(more)

English: Hawk

Igbo:

English: John 10:10
The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full....(more)

Igbo:

English: Funny introduction in Igbo land 

English:

Breaking News!!!

English:

Your man is cheating on you if he doesnt buy you a ticket to the basketmouth valentine show in London.

English: What is Barley called in Yoruba and Hausa?

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: Naija olopa

English:

English: i hope this is fun

Hausa:

: Olofo to binu ologo .

Pidgin English: Imbeside 

English:

English: How to prepare groundnut soup

Pidgin English: i dey craze for you 

English:

English: Forget about it

Yoruba: