Pidgin English: How you take hold your phone now?

English:

English: I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, talking about his well-paid job and expensive sports car. Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?" I said, "If you think she's gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend." He said, "Why? Is she more gorgeous?" I said, "No, she's an optician."

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English: cancer

Hausa:

English: Íni o míyenbra Apetamin, but you're lying íni fei weight gain . Tamuno rauemì o!

Pidgin English: abeg abeg!!! na who ready for the subsidy strike? omo i gallant full ground

English:

Pidgin English: chao

English:

English: Cassava

Igbo:

English: 5 Things You should know About London Used Phones:
1. There are no warranties

Pidgin English:

English:

I just saw a Keke Napep with an inscription "Trust No woman..." I have a Feeling That Guy Once Had a Range Rover.

English:  Moi-moi is a very popular food in Nigeria, it could be eaten alone or eaten along side rice,akamu(pap) and several other foods in Nigeria....(more)

English: Me: so babe what's your genotype? Girl: I love tall, rich, handsome & dark guys Genotype:

Pidgin English: Love

Pidgin English: Abeg dry front

English:

English: God gave me

Hausa:

: Goodnight 

English: Fresh fish stew

Yoruba:

English: Trust

Igbo:

English: The early bird gets the worm

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: i am thirsty for water

English:

: Great

English: Harvest

Yoruba:

English: Child without training

Yoruba:

English: Grace 

Igbo:

English: Parrot

Igbo:

Pidgin English: News wey dey hot today

• Ahmed Mayowa don die of cancer for one hospital wey dey South African after dem fly am go there for surgery.
• Nigeria don lose to Niger for the U-17 African Cup Of Nations.
• For RIO Olympics Naija con beat Honduras carry bronze medal
• Na so we hear say dem arrest Pantoranking for Ugandan Airport for tour wey him dey go on.
• Na so Police arrest one man for ogun state wey go name hin dog 'Buhari'

English:

English: house

Hausa:

English: Mind your business. A man who decides to swallow a whole coconut, has complete faith in his anus.

English: A guy was charged N300,000 as bride price. He bitterly complained 2 his in-laws.*
*Guy*: A long time ago, pple were only paying goats or cassava to marry a Virgin? Y are we nowadays being charged so much 2 marry a girl who has slept with so many guys & probably even aborted a couple of times?
In law: D price has gone up cos U are marrying someone with a lot of experience....(more)

Yoruba:

English: happy birthday

Igbo:

English: In all things we do we should always give thanks to God

Yoruba:

English: Super Eagles’ first training session in Corsica.
The Super Eagles of Nigeria held their first training session on Wednesday ahead of their friendly clash with the Corsican senior national team in France. 12 players  in Wednesday's training session include, Ikechukwu Ezenwa, Stephen Odey, Sikiru Olatunbosun, Alhassan Ibrahim, Tyronne Ebuehi, William Troost-Ekong, Elderson Echiéjilé, Uche Henry Agbo, Chidozie Awaziem, Oghenekaro Etebo, Dele Alampasu,...(more)

English: city 

Hausa:

English:

GIRLS be like. . .
"I want a man who will protect me"
Buh those same gurl are still the ones ignoring security men in their areas. . . My dear who exactly do yhu want?

English: 2 Corinthians 5:17
Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new....(more)

Pidgin English:

English: power

Yoruba:

English: I don't know anything about that deal o

English: Death why now?

Igbo:

: How is the show 

Pidgin English: yawa don gas

English:

English:

Recession: Bread, Biscuits, Others Prices To Go Up By 15% – AMBCON. 

Pidgin English:

Pidgin English: i wound

English:

English: Nigerian News about their president : President Mohammandu Buhari has been digonised with a terminal dieseas 

Hausa:

English: OMG Arsenal don suffer.. hahahahahahahahahahaha 

English: Echezokwala

English: After all the new twitter updates and still no edit button ah ha.

English: Se ireti pipe n mokan sare

English: The Eyes of roads and doors

Yoruba:

: Emi alhaji SHEHU TIJANI ti moje omo bibi ilu Ilorin ti mosije ONISEGUN enia dudu ti mo NSE itoju Aidan opolo were warapa Aidan roparose ati iseto ti oloyinbo NPR ni prostate cancer...(more)

English: Alakuku

English: How many year i Don senior u