English: A man came across a lion in the bush and seeing no escape he knelt down and started praying on opening his eyes he saw the lion kneeling in front of him and praying too. "what a suprise" he said "some mins ago i tot you were going to eat me. the lion replied shhh dont interrupt my mass before meal.. hahahahaha...(more)

English:

Its back again The Chronicles of Ushbebe Live on Sunday, February 26 at Eko Hotel and Suites. Be there cos i will be there to.

# Phyno, Mr Eazi, Olamide, Tekno, Falz, Adekunle Gold, Harrysong, Kcee, Solidstar, Young 6ix, Mayorkun, Seyi Shay, Runtown, Waje, Dremo, Vybescord, Reekado Banks, Praiz, Skuki, Ycee and Koker....(more)

English: Groundnut

Igbo:

English:

Argument of the day
Wikipedia : I know everything.
Google : I have everything.
Facebook : I know everybody.
Internet : Without me, you are all nothing.
NEPA: Keep talking …we shall see!
Generator: I am there for them
Fuel: Bros you say??

English: pls whats the meaning of mabuza?

Pidgin English:

English: Trust

Igbo:

Pidgin English: Jollof rice wey dey for d bottom of pot today, go dey for top of cooler tomorrow

English:

English: For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the Lord, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end.
Jeremiah 29:11...(more)

Igbo:

English: Who

Hausa:

English: Fashion

Hausa:

English:  Horrific video of a Nigerian man beating and kicking his wife at their home.
The video you are about to watch shows a Nigerian man identified as Peter Ezeh, beating and kicking his wife, Onyiyechi Ezeh, at their home. In the horrific video, the woman can be heard shouting "Jesus" and "Oh my God" as her husband attacked her....(more)

English: Racism; A nineteen month old baby made to sit alone in the class

Hausa:

English:  GIZDODO (Dodo Gizzard) RECIPE

English: Good morning handsome

Igbo:

English: Sugar 

Hausa:

English: How the son of NNPC boss plunged to his death from a mountain while hiking in Dubai.
Sharjah Police investigation has revealed how 19-year-old son of the Group Managing Director (GMD) of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) Dr. Maikanti Baru, plunged to his death during a group climb in the rocky, mountainous terrain in Khor Fakkan, UAE. Mohammed Kawu Baru, an Architecture student at American University, Sharjah was hiking with friends when tragedy struck on T...(more)

English: A Blind Man bought a television.
A Deaf Man bought a radio.
A Dumb Man bought a walkie-talkie. People,
Who's the wisest among this Men?...(more)

English: A 24 year old teacher was impregnated by her 13 year old student
it is said that the teacher and the student were having an affair and the boy's parents approved it. The taecher said she got pregnant in January and told investigators that the teen's family was “excited” and “very supportive” when they found out....(more)

Igbo:

English: Open the door

Igbo:

English:

Started this year making out good friends turn family @iamTJAN  @callmegiftty01

Pidgin English: Today, 13th  June na to remind everybody about albino people them for the whole world.

English:

English: romantic

Igbo:

English: Victory of God

Igbo:

English: In the moment of crisis, the wise build bridges and the foolish build dams 

Hausa:

Pidgin English: Time is going

English:

English: 20 year old man arrested for killing his roommate who knew he was an armed robber in Ogun state. The Ogun state police command have arrested 20 year old Badmus Gbadamosi, for allegedly killing his room-mate, 27 year old Friday Michael, at their home at Mamu, Awa-Ijebu, Ogun State. According to reports, Michael knew that Badmus was an armed robber and had asked him on two occasion to stop. Badmus reportedly shot Michael dead with a local pistol over fear that he might expose hi...(more)

English: My son, keep my words, and lay up my commandments with thee.
Proverbs 7:1

Igbo:

English: If you can dream it, you can achieve it

Hausa:

English: She remembered the uncle 

English: focus on what you can control rather than what you can't control

Igbo:

English: Banky W, has announced his engagement to Actress, Adesua Etomi. According to him, he secretly proposed to Adesua in February 2017. “In February of 2017, I asked Adesua Tolulope Oluwaseun Etomi to be my wife. She said Yes.”...(more)

Pidgin English: Na pikin be dis? 

English:

Pidgin English: Imbeside 

English:

English: After all the new twitter updates and still no edit button ah ha.

English: A mad man saw his friend crying by a river side. He sat down beside him and asked:
“why are u crying?"
The other one answered: “ i put a cube of sugar in dis river, but when i tasted, i felt nothing. It's not sweet!"
The mad man blew up with laughter and said: “ you, you are very mad!
Did you shake it???"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂...(more)

English: Can someone explain this madness? So NEPA will bring light, and I'll rush to plug my phone, Laptop....and shoes too?

Pidgin English: DIE

English:

English: mosques

Hausa:

Pidgin English: Heat is catching me

English:

English: “How I have been surviving fuel scarcity and lack
of electricity:
Go to a nearby bank . Greet everyone
Plug phone to charge, plug power bank, plug
rechargable fan. Drink cod water from dispenser,
sit and enjoy AC, watch Buhari on CNN, withdraw
N1000, thank the bank staff and return home.
The next day, join the queue and pay back...(more)

English: Valeria Levitin, the skinniest woman in the world weighing only 25kg at the age of 39.

Pidgin English:

English: A Catholic Priest (Nigerian) was dying in a hospital and asked the Doctor to call a POLICE Officer & a POLITICIAN. Within minutes, the two appeared. The priest held their hands and kept quiet. The guys were so touched and felt very important being summoned by a priest in his dying moment. Out of anxiety, the politician asked, 'But why did you call us? ' The priest gathered all his strength and said, 'Jesus died between two thieves.. I want to go the same way...(more)

English: lol 

English: TEACHER: Okon convert this sentence to future tense "I KILLED A PERSON"

OKON: You will go to jail.... Lobatan... Period.....(more)

Pidgin English: No lele..

English:

English: Spinach

Yoruba:

English: Glory be to God

Igbo:

English:  How will you do (it)?

Hausa:

English: Uvuvwevwevwe onyetenvewve ugwemubwem ossas Longest name in Africa and probably the world

Pidgin English:

English: faith

Igbo: