English: Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana, is capable of selling condoms to a Roman father.    #Mugabewords...(more)

English: Sometimes you run into people who just make your day more bearable. Those people are called bartenders.

Igbo:

: Elulu to  favorites Ojo ori ara re ni yio ro le

English: Steps on how to make zobo drink. Sugar free and highly hygenic .

English:

NAIJA FUNNY QUOTES

English: Banga soup 

Pidgin English:

English: Police rescue stolen 3-year-old girl in Abia, arrest suspect who sold her for N150,000.
Operatives of Federal Special Anti-Robbery Squad (FSARS) attached to Obehie Division of the Abia State Police Command on May 28th, arrested one Godspower Emeka, 28, of Orji Street Obehie for the stealing his neighbour's 3 year-old daughter, Mercy Emeka. Picture shows the Commissioner of Police handing rescued girl to her mother at the state headquarters and that of the suspects. ...(more)

English: Short Leg

Hausa:

Pidgin English: Nobody ugly 

Pidgin English: Buy richard card here 

English:

English: charity begins at home

Yoruba:

English: The way you are perceived determines how you will be recieved

English: dddd

English: Unlimited God

Igbo:

English: This is Ebube Igwulube Okodu,Eze Cyril Enweze. Ochendo Umuoji,Ochilozuo. The large hat that he is carrying is called the "ogidi" which has feathers,ijele and animal skin. The "ijele" makes a lot of sounds when he works thus signifies a movement of a great personality. The feathers are for the pride because they are eagles feathers. 90% of all the kings that originated from Nri carry the "ogidi". Example,Obi of Onicha,Ebube Okodu,Obosi,Enugu ukwu and more...(more)

Igbo:

English: It's allowed

English: When Chinese Language Jams Igbo And Yoruba see laugh.

Pidgin English:

English: I so miss the former me 

English: 5 Things You should know About London Used Phones:
1. There are no warranties

Pidgin English:

English: few days to my birthday 

English: Íni o míyenbra Apetamin, but you're lying íni fei weight gain . Tamuno rauemì o!

: Contact and wats app +2347054559659 for spiritual intervention into your problem contact Baba ifadara (+2347054559659)  (1) to make money and become very rich (2) talisman for traders and businessmen     (3) spiritual power and rings  (4) exams succes  (5) do as I say (6)begging without refusel  (7) visa approval  (8) love me alone  (9) promotion at work  (10) Ring to win lottery always  (11) magic to avoid accident and poison (12

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English: A girl dreamt that she died and came back as a chicken. then she was pregnant and tried to lay eggs as a chicken. she pushed and pushed then she laid the first egg. Shortly afterwards, she laid the 2nd egg. she was pushing to bring the 3rd egg when her roommate screamed Sandra!!! wake up you dey shit for bed...(more)

English: Alaye zerumu 

: Stevia leaf in hausa language

English: A 24 year old teacher was impregnated by her 13 year old student
it is said that the teacher and the student were having an affair and the boy's parents approved it. The taecher said she got pregnant in January and told investigators that the teen's family was “excited” and “very supportive” when they found out....(more)

Igbo:

Pidgin English: Come wetin dey happen for here

English:

English: take away lol 

English: Whatever you do, work at it with all your heart, as working for the Lord, not for human masters, Colossians 3:23

Igbo:

English:

Kukere, sangele

Pidgin English:  you know aw kukuma tell you mummy if she come back from work.

English:

English: Date 

Hausa:

English: Oscar Pistorius removed his prosthetics as his lawyers pleaded for a lighter sentence

Pidgin English:

Pidgin English: Dimeji Bankole don blame all the teachers for naija for the bad leaders wey awa country niaja don dey get from befor ti now 

English:

English: A woman and her 7 years old son were in a keke and passed some group of prostitutes standing.
the boy asked:"mum, what are those women doing?"
the mother replied "they are waiting for their husband to comme back from work"
the keke driver was furious and told the little boy" they are prostitutes and they sleep with men for money.
the boys eyes opened wide and said mum what happens to the children they give birth to?
she replied: "most of them becomes keke drivers" lol...(more)

English: 'When will the FG rearrest Nnamdi Kanu?' Comedian Seyi Law asks as he reacts to recently launched Biafra Secret Service. Two days ago, leader of IPOB, Nnamdi Kanu, inaugurated the Biafra Secret Service.Comedian, Seyi Law wrote;'Have you heard that BIAFRA now has a SECRET SERVICE? When will the Government rearrest Nnamdi Kanu or have a referendum? Is Osinbajo trying to be politically correct or just following the silence is golden rubbish? There are certain things you don't...(more)

Pidgin English: Point And Kill

English:

English: delight

Igbo:

English: Bank of America

Igbo:

English: Mind your business. A man who decides to swallow a whole coconut, has complete faith in his anus.

English: Trust

Igbo:

Pidgin English: Chin chin

English:

English: Ibi ti mo fi nwun o, ki esu ma ba ibe je

English:  It will be well with you

Igbo:

English: Dwarf mother and daughter arrested in Ogun State for dealing in cannabis.
43-year-old woman, Alaba Mulika and her 16-year-old daughter, Olamide Saliu were arrested by the Ogun State Police Command for allegedly trading in cannabis.The mother and daughter duo are 'little people'.The duo were paraded alongside 56 other suspects on Thursday, by the Commissioner of Police, Ahmed Iliyasu at the command’s headquarters at Eleweran, Abeokuta.Briefing newsmen on the arrest of...(more)

English: How many years I take senior you

English: Basketmouth meets with the Mayor in London 

: Can u translate this in english; 
 Were
Onikure
For san wo mi abi 
Won ma gba e ku

English:

Pidgin English: One of the gospel artiste wey dem know well well say facebook block him facebook account after hin promise to give out bibles to som people for facebook ...(more)

English:

English: Traditional marriage in the Igbo land