English: Nigerian first ICT university underway- FG says. The Federal government says it plans to establish an Information Communication Technology University in Nigeria. The Minister of Communications, Adebayo Shittu, today inaugurated an implementation committee that would work towards establishing the institution. According to Adebayo, the ICT university is being established so that Nigerians can keep pace with the rapidly changing technological advancement in the global Information...(more)

: Obim

English:

English: Onions

Igbo:

English: Are you crazy?

English: where are you stay?

Pidgin English:

English: melon

Igbo:

English:

Ọ̀fọ́ kà ǹsì – The Ofo is the sacred symbol of truth, justice, law and authority. It plays a role in sacrificial rituals, prayer, oath taking, pronouncing judgement, deliberating policy within the family or community and involving blessings or curses.
The Ofo is a sacred symbol of worship of the Igbo people

Igbo:

: How are you doing?

English: pineapple

Hausa:

: meaning of fennel seed, cumin seed, macca seed, and fenugreek seed in hausa language?

Pidgin English: Michael Jackson dey danca naija song 

Pidgin English: i am thirsty for water

English:

English: Where

Hausa:

English: good morning

Hausa:

English: What does Onisorire mean? 

English: Driver Emma is being
interrogated after an accident …
Policeman:how did you end up killing 49 people?
Emmy:while driving I saw 2 men
crossing the road. On the other side, a wedding was taking place. I hit the brakes but they failed,so I had to make a choice:
Either i hit the 2 men or run into the wedding party.
Policeman: Hit the 2 men of course!
Emmy: exactly! but after hitting one, the oda man escaped into the wedding party, so I went after him.....(more)

English: Ima Mmi da ame anwod
Mbok ku kpa ooo iduoesit
Nkanna ndaya idab aba oo


Paddy

English: Kitchen

Igbo:

English: dress to be adressed

Yoruba:

English: If i hear any noise 

Pidgin English:

English: Gorilla

Igbo:

English: Photo: 26-year-old Nigerian man arrested in India while peddling drugs.
A Nigerian national identified as Emmanuel Chinedu was arrested on Friday in Goa’s Calangute, India while selling narcotics substance. According to Police Inspector Jivba Dalvi he and a staff was on patrol when they noticed the Nigerian noticed the Nigerian driving a scooter.Jivba Dalvi alerted the staff along with him and tried to nab the suspect. However, the accused Nigerian tried to escape fr...(more)

English: Honey

Yoruba:

English: potatoes

Igbo:

English: Lagos,,Lagos  .ice party

English: Teacher: What is a Verb? Peter: A Verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre. Teacher: What are you saying? Peter: It is a complete sentence sir. Teacher: Are you mad? Peter: It is a question sir. Teacher: Don't be stupid. Peter: It is an advice sir. Teacher: Stop that nonsense. Peter: It is a command sir. Teacher: You're an idiot. Peter: It is an insult sir. Teacher: Get out of my class. Peter: It is an order sir. Teacher: Oh! Goodness, What a boy! Peter: It is an exclamation sir

...(more)

Pidgin English:

English: Lizard

Hausa:

English: Only in Nigeria that you'd find a currency with home and away jersey

English: computer

Yoruba:

English: Your father is an alcoholic

Igbo:

English: This make up looks nice
stunning photo of Rita Dominic make up

Hausa:

English: one is in a dilemma to choose between 2 conditions by weighing the merits and demerits.

Yoruba:

English:  The guy who sang about MMM coming back has woken up to reality and has released the remix.

English: You all look beautiful

Hausa:

English: This is really hilarious... but why will they refuse?

Yoruba:

English: nice

English: Spider

Igbo:

: Shuku agbado

English:  The grace of God; The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ, the love of God and the fellowship of the holy spirit, be with you all. Amen. 2 Corinthians 13:14...(more)

Igbo:

English: butterfly

Yoruba:

Pidgin English:

A man went out with his friends and returns late. At about 12 midnight the man comes back and knocks…the Wife tells him “Go sleep where you dey come from o!!”
Judging by her voice she was pissed, the man answered “Relax I no com sleep, nah d condoms wey dey table 4 my room I cum collect. Abeg pass am come. Plenty women dey for the party!” The wife opened the door and said,”Where you dey go?Enter this house before I change mind!”.

: yak emem abasi odu ye afo in english

: Edikwa egwu

English: SON: Mummy, today on our way back on the bus daddy told me to give up my seat for a woman.
MOTHER: Well that's responsible of your father. I hope u stood up.
SON: I tried not to but daddy insisted.
MOTHER: Well you shouldn't have hesitated, am sure he felt embarrassed. Next time don't do that...OK?
SON: But mummy I was seating on daddy's lap!...(more)

English: a position of valour is not for childish minds.

Yoruba:

English: even after healing, a man once mad would still shout "HOI" once in a while.

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: fire scatter one market like dat wey dey Abuja con destroy property wey dey worth N10M

English:

English: shoe

Hausa:

English: I will lift up mine eyes into the hills.

Igbo:

English: Wannan magani shine make kira dad an dakkarawa ingantaccen magani had I zuru an had a wanna magani da itatuwa daban