English: I can't even imagine slow dancing with a fat girl? ...Never! That's like trying to move a deep freezer all by myself.

English: Thierry Henry has been named as the new assistant coach of Belgium

Pidgin English:

Pidgin English: Off the light

English:

English: Oko mi atata

English: Tomatoes

Igbo:

English: how are you

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: He comes here very often 

English:

English: Mathew 11 verse 30: for his yoke is easy and his burden is light

Pidgin English:

English: Buffalo

Yoruba:

: Can u translate this in english; 
 Were
Onikure
For san wo mi abi 
Won ma gba e ku

English: Faith

Hausa:

English: sleep

Igbo:

English: Tomorrow

Yoruba:

English:

Your man is cheating on you if he doesnt buy you a ticket to the basketmouth valentine show in London.

English: True #Love doesn't have a happy ending.. True Love has no ending. Have A Great Day Friends.. Happy #Valentines
Is this true?...(more)

English: let good thing eat my money

Igbo:

English:  HOT COMEDY JOKES BY GORDONS, AY & OSAMA @Easter Comedy Club 2017 

Pidgin English: Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrap

English:

English: Buy the newest cup in Spain Click on the link and purchage yours.
https://teespring.com/don-t-miss-your-chance-to-grab#pid=527&cid=101984&sid=front...(more)

English: Lagos,,Lagos  .ice party

English: I don't know anything about that deal o

English:  Lady cries out as raging fire destroy houses two hours after she called Fire service officials in Lagos. The heartbreaking video you are about to watch shows a burning house with a resident of the house cursing out Fire service officials for not coming to their aid two hours after she called in for help. She also called the PHCN Officials to stop power supply to the buildi...(more)

Pidgin English: Danfo

English:

English:  The guy who sang about MMM coming back has woken up to reality and has released the remix.

English: I miss those days when we get kuli kuli for 2 kobo or guguru and epa for 3 kobo 

English: subscribe

Yoruba:

English: Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, Why are you arguing?
One boy answers, We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didnt even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher....(more)

Pidgin English: this wan go make better sense, to make JAMB results to 3 years till expire 

English:

English: Íni o míyenbra Apetamin, but you're lying íni fei weight gain . Tamuno rauemì o!

English: Cheers!

Hausa:

English: Hushpuppi shows off stacks of dollars, throws shade at Kcee & Oge Okoye. Over the weekend, the Malaysia based 'businessman' took a photo of stacks of dollars while aboard a plane and shared it on Snapchat. He made sure his passport was showing in the photo and later explained why. According to him, this was to deter people from stealing the photos, just like "uncle bla bla and auntie bla bla."...(more)

Pidgin English: Are you inside go slow?

English:

English: spider

Hausa:

English: child

Hausa:

English: Avocado

Igbo:

English: Leading industrial automation companies in India providing PLC SCADA DCS training in Chennai. Best PLC training center in Chennai. Automation in India...(more)

Pidgin English: My two twins look alike.

English:

: I need help translating a song that goes like this: baba la gumbala la gumbala havize. Sorry if the spelling is not correct. I was told it was a greeting song between different families or clans. Thanks for the help. I'm teaching it to my preschool and want to tell them what it means...(more)

English: Cloth

Yoruba:

English: How are you?

Yoruba:

English: If you're the smartest person in a room, then you're in the wrong room

English: A man went to a library to return a book. On getting to the counter he bang on it and yelled
" I read this book and there were so many names in it and no story"
The attendant saw the book and angry shouted at him saying
" IDIOT, so you are the on that took our register"...(more)

Pidgin English: Awa forma first lady, Mrs Patience Ibifaka Jonathan don talk m say she go carry EFCC go the African Commission of Human and People Right for Gambia, say becus dem say she carry naija moni...(more)

English:

: What's the Hausa name for fennel seed and fenugreek

English:  Ex-Beauty Queen, Maryam Elisha narrowly escapes death, as fire destroys her G-Wagon in Lagos Yesterday, Maryam Elisha escaped death, after her Mercedes Benz G-Wagon went up in flames on the Eko Bridge, Lagos. The fire was first noticed by other road users, who called her attention to it. Speaking about the incident, Elisha, said “When the car eventually started to s...(more)

English: Yakike

English: I like this igbo proverbs account 

English: Patients have a reward

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: Na pikin be dis? 

English:

English: I am tired of Nigeria, i am leaving 

Pidgin English: