Pidgin English: Agege bread 

English:

: What does oshe mean?

: How is the show 

: Mi mi 

English: Key

English:

Akpos and his wife:
Wife: You smell of woman’s perfume; where did u get it?
Akpos: From the woman I was squeezed with in the taxi.
Wife: What about the used condoms in your pocket?
Akpos: Hey leave me alone don’t ask me silly questions. I want to sleep!!.
Wife: (Crying.) This is not fair coz when I use them I don’t bring them home.
Akpos: (Waking up angry). Wat did you say?
Wife: Leave me alone I want to sleep..

English: Good night 

Igbo:

English: Market

Igbo:

English: The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters. He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me. Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.
Psalm 23:1-5...(more)

Yoruba:

: Lemon

English: Bread

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: website

English:

English: Eat

Yoruba:

English:   Phyno - Augment (Official Video) ft. Olamide

English: Yam porridge/pottage

Yoruba:

English: A girl dreamt that she died and came back as a chicken. then she was pregnant and tried to lay eggs as a chicken. she pushed and pushed then she laid the first egg. Shortly afterwards, she laid the 2nd egg. she was pushing to bring the 3rd egg when her roommate screamed Sandra!!! wake up you dey shit for bed...(more)

English: WIFE: If i had known you were so poor i wouldnt have married you!

HUSBAND: (Laughs) I kept on telling you then, you were just too dumb to understand. I kept saying "You are the only thing i have in this world!!!...(more)

English: African star apple 

Igbo:

English: APC councillorship candidate’s daughter kidnapped in Lagos. 
The 19 year old daughter of APC councillorship candidate in Odi Olowo Local council development area of Lagos state, Bode Adeosun, has been kidnapped. According to reports, Bukola Adeosun was kidnapped at the Ilepeju area of Lagos state on Tuesday June 20th, four days to her 20th birthday......(more)

English: I love you 

Pidgin English: Goggle, who my babe dey with now abeg?

English:

: Olowogbogboro 

: Onini

English: In the moment of crisis, the wise build bridges and the foolish build dams 

Hausa:

English: A mad man saw his friend crying by a river side. He sat down beside him and asked:
“why are u crying?"
The other one answered: “ i put a cube of sugar in dis river, but when i tasted, i felt nothing. It's not sweet!"
The mad man blew up with laughter and said: “ you, you are very mad!
Did you shake it???"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂...(more)

English: Saying i don't know won't make them kill you.

English: boy

Yoruba:

English: tv show nbsp

Pidgin English:

English: Who is the most craziest ?
1. Abatete man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi.....
2. Oba man who went to the bank with a spanner to open bank account.
3. Akuzu man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept
4. Agulu man who watched the news and waved at the news reader.
5. Onitsha nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills......(more)

Pidgin English:

English:

London brace yourself  (Blind date 3)

English: A bad Workman always blames his tools

: pele

English:

Pidgin English: COULD SOMEONE  GIVE ME THE PIDGIN TRANSLATION OF PSALM 121

English: The Igbo version of Rihanna Work work work by our dearly beloveth @emmaohmagod

English: Am i the only one seeing the news about tiwa savage and teebillz

Pidgin English:

English: Police parade suspected killers of missing UNIOSUN student.
These are the faces of the men who allegedly carried out the murder of the 400 level Microbiology student of the Osun state University UNIOSUN, Sonibare Timileyin. The suspects, Sakariyau Abdulrafiu (19), Ibrahim Ayuba (24) and Yusuf Aliu (18), have confessed to killing Timileyin with a pestle and severed his head which they roasted as they planned to use it for money ritual....(more)

English: animal

Yoruba:

Pidgin English:  

Yor mama fat  so te she climb scale, dey com tell ham  ” Na yor weight I dey look no be yor number”   

English:

English: heavy rain

Igbo:

English:

Breaking News!!!

Pidgin English: I am smelling something

English:

English: Are you sure Chioma will come today? Yes, I am sure she will come today

Igbo:

English: Nigerian Immigration arrests over 400 Illegal Immigrants In Edo.
The Edo State Command of the Nigerian Immigration Service on Wednesday arrested over 400 people that are living in the country illegally. The illegal immigrants who are nationals of Chad, Mali and Niger Republic were arrested during a screening exercise that took place across the 18 local government of the state....(more)

English: Four die in a fatal accident in Delta.
Four persons have been confirmed dead in a fatal accident that occurred along the Sapele-Warri road in Delta state over the weekend. According to online reports, a tipper climbed on top of the car killing all its passengers....(more)

Pidgin English: A girl wey get gold hair,one get red hair, d last one gon get brown hair. All of dem lost for place. Dey con see magic lamb wey dey go  touch. Magic person con co mot from the lamb. The girl wey get red hair talk say  she wan find herself back for her home. He happen. The one wey get brown hair gon talk say she wan  find herself back home with her people. Dat one too happen  o. The girl wey get gold hair gon talk say, after all her friend don get their wish. She gon talk say ...(more)

English:

English: Slippers/shoe

Yoruba:

English: NIGERIAN GIRLS LOVE MONEY! You'll get
angry & tell her go to hell.. She will look at you and be like, I
DON'T HAVE TRANSPORT!! ...(more)

English: Rice

Hausa:

English: Young Shall Grow Bus Rams Into Fuel Tanker On Enugu-Onitsha Expressway. We thank God in a special way for diverting what would been a terrible evening immediately after Kwata junction.  “An accident involving a Young Shall Grow Motors and a Fuel tanker fully loaded…No life was lost just few wounds…Young shall grow driver holding tanker driver. The FRSC came almost immediately the incident happened… Willie’s long vehicle driver did well…. kudos&hell...(more)

English:

NAIJA FUNNY QUOTES