English:

TURNING UP FOR MY BIG BRO @Patoranking

English: I Was sleeping in the church when the usher woke me up.
Immediately I Heard the priest saying "STAND UP"
I Stood up not knowing why!
Priest :- Thank you Jesus, Person Number One, Your name please, Me: Am Collins 
Priest: Thanx you Collins , Any other person who will give us 1,000,000 for our project?
I Fainted...(more)

English: We are Chennai based leading company engaged in supplying of electrical and automation systems for various industrial segments. Hindustan Automation Solutions has always been a customer oriented firm which makes sincere efforts to manufacture and supply latest and useful software and hardware for its valuable clientele across India. Today's world revolves around high technology & most companies have invested substantially in automated plants. For this reason most manufacturin...(more)

English: talk

Yoruba:

English: house

Igbo:

English: social

Igbo:

English: Ten Naira

Yoruba:

English: Spider

Igbo:

English: Abi na pickin im de born

English:  The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy: I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it more abundantly
John 10 vs 10...(more)

Igbo:

English: Barbecued meat

Hausa:

English: Se ireti pipe n mokan sare

English: How are your family?

Hausa:

English: Cow skin

Yoruba:

English: word

Hausa:

English: Mo gunfe 

: How are you doing?

English: A pastor and a church sister were being intimate under a tree, not knowing that a man was up on the tree hiding and smoking. After the act, the sister asked the pastor "did u use condom?"
PASTOR: No!!! Why?
GIRL: Supposing i get pregnant who will take care of the baby?
The pastor replied, "lets leave it to the one above.
Suddenly the smoker jumped down and shouted, "FOR WHO? ABI UNA TWO DON DEY CRAZE? Na me act the film?...(more)

English: Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your chest and ask, "Honey have you ever cheated on me?" ...then wait for your heart to beat fast

Pidgin English:

English: fast food

Yoruba:

English: wonders shall never end

Igbo:

English: I do what i want to do, not what am told to do.

Yoruba:

English:

BOY: Baby where r U? GIRL: My dad's driver is taking me to shoprite in d jeep. BOY: Ok, I'm behind U in d bus, don't pay, I've paid for both

English: For the news of the heart one should ask the face. i.e. One’s face shows what is in one’s heart.

Hausa:

English: No matter how many cars you have, you will always walk to bed

Yoruba:

English: Mouth odour that shortens life span. LMAO

English: Woman

English: How much?

Hausa:

English: Stop dreaming wake up and work towards the dream

Pidgin English: He lies

English: Bucket

Igbo:

English: Meaning of cinnamon in Yoruba language?

English: Aisha Buhari rocks a salvatore ferragamo multicoloured zig zag cape dress that cost about 1.2 million Naira

Pidgin English:

English: fight

Igbo:

English: Ani or Ala or Ali or Ana, the igbo earth goddess and source of all fertility. #Igboamaka

Igbo:

English: crazy

Yoruba:

English: The naira continued to regain strength and appreciate in value in the parallel market on Tuesday as it was sold for N425 to a dollar

Pidgin English:

English: Head tie

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: No lele..

English:

Pidgin English: Tush 

English:

English: Hope your ok

English: Shuku agbado

English: America 

Igbo:

: Flaxseed in hausa

English: Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum & you realise witchcraft is real

Igbo:

English: civil war

Igbo:

English: comment any funny throwback picture lets do a throwback Thursday

Yoruba:

: Onyinye

English: Suicide Negotiator ft. Bovi, Dorcas Fapson and Isabella Davinzo

English:  AY Live Acapella
cant stop laughing