English: access

Yoruba:

English: Hospital

Hausa:

English: As you read this; somewhere in Nigeria, bcos a girl rejected him, one PHCN man has refused to give her whole area light. May God punish him!

English: Account

Igbo:

English: In 2014 Nigeria’s economy was announced as the largest in Africa after rebasing its economy to $509.9bn.

Hausa:

English: African pear 

Yoruba:

English: No fewer than five persons have been reportedly killed, following a renewed cult war between rival groups around Auchi Polytechnic, in Etsako-West Local Government of Edo State....(more)

Pidgin English:

English: isi ikendule

English: butterfly

Yoruba:

English: Am tired

Yoruba:

: Siregun

English: Three girls went to the river to take a bath but unfortunately their cloth went missing, and as at that time three boys where passing by the river.
the 1st girl covered her breast and her face and left her private part open.
the 2nd girl covered her breast and her private part 
the third girl only covered her face.
Please which one of these girls is the wiset....(more)

English: cook

Pidgin English:

English: Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.
Matthew 11 vs 28

Igbo:

Pidgin English: i dey kampe

English:

English: nice

Pidgin English:

English: I love to learn to languages

English: 5. They sometimes develop internal faults

Pidgin English:

Pidgin English: those who carry my matter for head like plantain chips sellers, how market?

English:

: Se ajiire bi?

English: flour

Igbo:

English: A friend told me that his father bought an Android car. I told him that my swimming pool got burnt and he blocked me. Why now? I thought it is a lying competition ....(more)

English: A river that forgets it will surely dry up

Yoruba:

English: chewing gum

Igbo:

English: Heart Attack

Igbo:

English: Ist corinthians chapter 13 talks about love from beginning to the end

Yoruba:

: ”I DID GREAT!”

English: Lime

Yoruba:

English: boy

Yoruba:

English: Because friendship is pleasant, we partake of our friends entertainment; not because we have not enogh to eat in our own house

Yoruba:

English: Good News

Igbo:

English: I love what you are doing.

Igbo:

English:

When You've been partying with your friend all weekend and he's answering all the questions the lecturer is asking...

English: rainy season

Igbo:

English: worship

Igbo:

English: common pidgin english phases in Nigeria 

: Let's money together Igbo girl

English: hope

Hausa:

English: chilling at home

Hausa:

English: Peter Okoye to make his debut as an actor on Genevieve Nnaji's movie project, Lion Heart. Singing sensation, Peter Okoye of PSquare, will make his debut as an actor on Genevieve Nnaji's new movie project, Lion Heart. Genevieve would also be making her debut as a director in this movie. Great stuff! Watch out for this ...(more)

English: A woman and her 7 years old son were in a keke and passed some group of prostitutes standing.
the boy asked:"mum, what are those women doing?"
the mother replied "they are waiting for their husband to comme back from work"
the keke driver was furious and told the little boy" they are prostitutes and they sleep with men for money.
the boys eyes opened wide and said mum what happens to the children they give birth to?
she replied: "most of them becomes keke drivers" lol...(more)

English: am still standing

Hausa:

English: For with God nothing shall be impossible.
Luke 1:37

Igbo:

English: kitchen

Yoruba:

English: A pastor and a church sister were being intimate under a tree, not knowing that a man was up on the tree hiding and smoking. After the act, the sister asked the pastor "did u use condom?"
PASTOR: No!!! Why?
GIRL: Supposing i get pregnant who will take care of the baby?
The pastor replied, "lets leave it to the one above.
Suddenly the smoker jumped down and shouted, "FOR WHO? ABI UNA TWO DON DEY CRAZE? Na me act the film?...(more)

English: I always thank God for the gift of life

Yoruba:

English: I am grateful, Oh Lord 

Igbo:

English: Key

Igbo:

English: Wheen i got to church yesterday i heard what i have never heard before

Igbo:

English: The countdown starts now:
Wembley Arena
Valentines Day
London