English: How am I supposed to know?

Igbo:

English: An Ibo man once prayed to God that he should stumble on
N2000 and promised to give God N1000 out of it. Not up to
5minutes afterwards, he saw N1000 lying on the floor. He
quickly picked it up, looked up to the sky, shook his head and
said; "My Father in heaven, na now I come fear you o...sharp
sharp, you don quickly comot your own share!!...(more)

Igbo:

: Thank you

English: Teacher: What is a Verb? Peter: A Verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre. Teacher: What are you saying? Peter: It is a complete sentence sir. Teacher: Are you mad? Peter: It is a question sir. Teacher: Don't be stupid. Peter: It is an advice sir. Teacher: Stop that nonsense. Peter: It is a command sir. Teacher: You're an idiot. Peter: It is an insult sir. Teacher: Get out of my class. Peter: It is an order sir. Teacher: Oh! Goodness, What a boy! Peter: It is an exclamation sir

...(more)

Pidgin English:

English: Donald Trump wins the United State of America election 2016

Hausa:

Pidgin English: The film have wanto start

English:

English: Death why now?

Igbo:

Pidgin English: My body is scratching me

English:

English: rice

Hausa:

: Ovarian cyst

English: A man was going on a trip and d wife helped him pack. as he was about leaving, she handed him a pack of condoms an said, "take these with u incase of temptations". with broad smile he said, "with a broad smile he said thank u".
when he got into his car his wife came running, honey give me some of the condoms- who knowsi might also be tempted....(more)

English: And yesterday Madrid paid their way out again...

English: school

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: shift for me to sit down

English:

: Horseradish 

English: Amanam

English: Man of God 

Igbo:

Pidgin English: Stupid

English: Who the hell do you think you are

English: Good Morning 
Good Afternoon
Good Evening

Igbo:

Pidgin English: chai see life, Amodu shuiabu sign condolence for keshi, dem con bury am befor dem even bury keshi....

English:

English: Why do we kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong???

Igbo:

Pidgin English: How is it doing you?

English:

Pidgin English: You go wound 

English:

Pidgin English: Na pikin be dis? 

English:

English: African star apple 

Igbo:

Pidgin English: Goggle, who my babe dey with now abeg?

English:

English: Ist corinthians chapter 13 talks about love from beginning to the end

Yoruba:

English: people please rate this song cos for me i think its below standard. davido no try

English: Charity begins at Home

Yoruba:

English: The countdown starts now:
Wembley Arena
Valentines Day
London

English: we asked him to work, he was murmurin' and grumblin', has he not done more than work?

Yoruba:

English: Abia Police arrest pastor who operates baby factory, illegal medical centre in his church; rescued pregnant teenagers claim he raped them.
The Abia State Police Command have arrested a pastor who operates an illegal medical centre and Baby Factory in his church. Briefing newsmen on Monday, June 5th, at the State Police Headquarters, Umuahia, the Commissioner of Police, CP Adeleye Oyebade, who parade the pastor along with other suspect, disclosed that on May 24th,, informati...(more)

Pidgin English: Bros jesus tight

English:

English: Racism; A nineteen month old baby made to sit alone in the class

Hausa:

English: 5. They sometimes develop internal faults

Pidgin English:

English: Billionaire kidnapper, Evans weeps uncontrollably in police custody.
Billionaire kidnapper, Chukwudemeje George Onwuamadike alias Evans, who was arrested last weekend, has been weeping uncontrollably in a maximum police cell where he is now being held with other common criminals. Police sources say Evans who has been accustomed to a lavish lifestyle, is finding it had to adjust to the harsh environmental conditions within the police cell....(more)

English: Worries/trouble

Pidgin English:

English:  Banky W & Adesua Etomi, FFK vs Amaechi, Anthony Joshua vs Nigeria + recent happenings in Nigeria.

: Goodnight in itsekiri

English: hahahahaha she warned you oh

Pidgin English: Abeg fly

English:

English: Mavins record boss, Donjazzy just tweeted what you see below and Iyanya also confirmed. First Iyanya signed a management deal with Temple Productions. Now he's apparently left his own Made Men Music Group label to join Mavin Records....(more)

Pidgin English:

English: emotional break down 

Pidgin English: What’s the pidgin name for Cinnamon 

Pidgin English: Garri

English:

English: Go away!

Hausa:

English: Can You Tranlate These Popular Mugabe's Quotes About Women To Pidgin:

God is the best inventor ever, He took a rib from a man and created a loudspeaker.

If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop talking about inner beauty because we don't walk around with X-rays.

Dear sister, don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining, You are not an umbrella.

When you kiss a girl from another nationality, do it we...(more)