English: A boy was going through his grandmother's  wallet one night and found her ID card. Grandma? he asked, "how much do you weigh?" His grandmother replied, " that's not an appropriate question, Jimmy" He then asked, "How old are you? She again replied. "That is not appropriate, Jimmy". Finally he asked, "Grandma, why did grandpa leave you?" Before she had time to answer, Jimmy looked at the card and said, "Oh i see, its because you got an "F" in sex."...(more)

English:

You can't even do 'Truth and Dare' with Igbo girls. They will just dare you to send N3000 MTN, N3000 Glo and N2500 airtel recharge cards

English:    Sexy Steel - Baby Boo

English: I really wonder how people can kill a person and feel nothing about it when I myself am scared of killing fowl cos of my conscience 

English: faith

Igbo:

English: Minister of State for Aviation, Hadi Sirika's village in Katsina reportedly have no borehole; children trek 3-4km to fetch water. A Facebook user, Sani Mannir took to the social media platform to call on the current Minister of State for Aviation, Senator Hadi Sirika, to provide water boreholes for his people in Sirika, Katsina State. Read his post below:...(more)

Pidgin English: My body is scratching me

English:

English: Nice

: Elulu to  favorites Ojo ori ara re ni yio ro le

English: $150  = N72,000

English: Open the door

Igbo:

English: A couple decided to commit suicide after going
through a serious hard time.. so they decided to
jump off a building. When they got to the top,
they both counted to 3. The woman jumped, but
the man stayed. He watched her fall for 8
seconds and saw her pull out a parachute.
Who betrayed who?...(more)

English: Chris Attoh celebrates wife Damilola Adegbite as she turns 33 today.
Ghanaian actor, Chris Attoh who turned a year older yesterday took to his IG page to celebrate his wife and actress, Damilola Adegbite as she turns 33 today, May 18, 2017. He wrote: Happy Birthday Mama!!! @adedamee Today is your special day. May you be showered with health, wealth and prosperity throughout your life and may your special day and every day be full of love and joyful moments! Have a blast tod...(more)

English: Pawpaw

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: Jellof Rice

English:

English:  HOT COMEDY JOKES BY GORDONS, AY & OSAMA @Easter Comedy Club 2017 

English: i read all night long 

Igbo:

English: come

Yoruba:

English: QUEST FOR LEARNING

Yoruba:

English: salt

Igbo:

English:  rauemì 

Pidgin English: Omo to dun 

English:

English: Alaye wetin dey sup

English: Lizard

Hausa:

English: salt

Hausa:

Pidgin English: We don't used to do it like that  

English:

English: The wolf on the hill is not as hungry as the wolf climbing the hill

Yoruba:

English: A child who is not old enough but starts asking what killed his father, will be killed by what killed his father. - Igbo proverb

English:  heart

Hausa:

English:

Buying alcohol in the UK vs here in Nigeria. 
#Klintoncod

: Block B, Area C                                                                   Police Barrack                                                                   Weste...(more)

English: Assorted goat meat

Yoruba:

English: Man survives after truck rams into SUV at Awka, crumpling it.
This is nothing short of a miracle. A speeding truck rammed into an SUV early Sunday morning, atop Aroma Flyover bridge, Awka, Anambra State. The unidentified lone occupant of the crumpled jeep was finally brought out after two hours of rescue operation and evacuated to the hospital by good Samaritans....(more)

English: what is neem leaf called in Igbo language

English: Clementine 

Igbo:

Pidgin English: He comes here very often 

English:

English: Policeman shoots wife, maid, kills self in Nasarawa.
A police officer identified as Sgt Thomas Agada, attached to the Nasarawa State Police Command, shot and killed himself at Masaka in Karu Local Government Area of the state yesterday June 11th. According to reports, the deceased police officers shot and injured his wife and his maid at their shop around De Memories Hotel in Masaka before killing himself. The state police spokesperson, DSP Kennedy Idirisu, who confirmed th...(more)

English: A friend told me that his father bought an Android car. I told him that my swimming pool got burnt and he blocked me. Why now? I thought it is a lying competition ....(more)

Pidgin English: what's doing you

English:

English: city 

Hausa:

English: African pear 

Yoruba:

English:

• Translate onye nbu in English 

Pidgin English: How many years i take senior you?

English:

English: Philippians 4:13
I can do all things through christ that strengthens me

Igbo:

English: farm

Igbo:

Pidgin English: Oga

English:

Pidgin English: Second hand

English:

English: Ịchọ ịlụ gị ịbịa bịa ighọ ifuru na Chief si compound na Chief chọrọ ka ha mata na Mbe mbe adịghị ekwe ka ndị ala ọzọ na-eji ya shei esi ofe....(more)

Igbo:

English: How to prepare groundnut soup

Pidgin English: I have reach

English: