English: Government 

Yoruba:

English: What is death?
Death can be defined as when u pay ur school fees
(N450,000) through a mobile app and in d next 2minutes
MTN sends you a message that "Dear valued customer
you have successfully subscribe for 8years 76000Gb with
the sum of N450,000.
Thank you for choosing MTN....(more)

Pidgin English: One woman born baby boy inside BRT bus d woman enter the bus from Irawo bus stop con dey go iyanu ipaja born the pikin around 9am today for mile 12/ketu, Lagos. The woman start to dey feel somehow as she enter the bus, the women wey dey inside the bus con notice am kon join hand help her born the baby kon cover her as dem con trans-load the men to another BRT bus...(more)

English:

English: BBA naija grand finale show.  How it all went down. 

Pidgin English:

English: The Lord's Prayer.
Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil:  For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, forever. Amen. Matthew 6:9-13 
...(more)

Pidgin English:

English: African star apple 

Igbo:

English: Coconut

Igbo:

English: Funny introduction in Igbo land 

Pidgin English: Puff Puff

English:

English: mi ọjọ ti o dara ati ki o bi o nipa tirẹ

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: Come quick quick o

English:

English:

NAIJA FUNNY QUOTES

English:  The Penthauze Playmaker, Phyno drops the video of "So far so good" off his album. Watch and drop your comment below 

English: Nice to have you hear. I am going to present a powerful about a credible business platform that has changed so many people who does not depend on the government and relatives.  In this platform you start from no way and become somebody from somewhere. The dreams you have been having in mind is going to be reality once you plugged yourself in.  When I mean team buildin...(more)

English:

Akpos’ boss called him on a Saturday morning and asked him to come to work, Akpos replied “I would love to but I’m in traffic”

English: Dinner

Hausa:

English: ASHAWO UNION OF NIGERIA 
NIKKI LODGE,PARIS HOTEL,
NO.1 CEMETARY ROAD,WARRI,
DELTA STATE,NIGERIA
CHIEF GODWIN OYEDEPO
CHAIRMAN,ASHAWO UNION OF NIGERIA
TEL:+234-09033781906
MISS NIKKI ADAWARE
CHAIRLADY,CHAIRLADY ASHAWO UNION OF NIGERIA
TEL:+234-08034958707...(more)

English: Have not gone to church for the past 2weeks i pray God forgives me

Yoruba:

English: What do you mean by that how dare you take the last meat in the pot

English: After all the new twitter updates and still no edit button ah ha.

English: airport / airplane

Hausa:

English: Easy and quick steps on preparing white bean cake (ekuru)

English: Federal Government scraps post utme examination into all schools

Pidgin English:

English:

Akpos: Baby, even though I don’t have a well-furnished duplex in Victoria Island like John, 2015 Range Rover Sport like John, and even if I’m not working in Chevron Oil Company like John, I love you with all my heart! That’s the best thing I can give u.
Girlfriend: (sobs, moves close to Akpos and whispers in his ear) If you truly love me, introduce me to John.

English: SON: Mummy, today on our way back on the bus daddy told me to give up my seat for a woman.
MOTHER: Well that's responsible of your father. I hope u stood up.
SON: I tried not to but daddy insisted.
MOTHER: Well you shouldn't have hesitated, am sure he felt embarrassed. Next time don't do that...OK?
SON: But mummy I was seating on daddy's lap!...(more)

English: THE commissioning and inspection of projects across Akwa Ibom State was the major activity that characterised the celebration of the 2016 Democracy Day by the Governor Udom Emmanuel led administration....(more)

Hausa:

English: God Wins

Yoruba:

English:

I just have to start this account with respect to the legend

Pidgin English: Mr Ibu dey look for wife with big breast..... lol, i no fit laugh

English:

English:

good night 

English: Iweanabuashichukwu Osilonya Megbolu Ashieze

Pidgin English: the two both of us

English:

: Olomu-aperan 

English: i don't believe it 

Pidgin English:

: I miss you

: How do Hausa called dandelion,and kidney beans.

English: Who is the most craziest ?
1. Abatete man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi.....
2. Oba man who went to the bank with a spanner to open bank account.
3. Akuzu man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept
4. Agulu man who watched the news and waved at the news reader.
5. Onitsha nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills......(more)

Pidgin English:

English: Lying down is my hobbie LMAO!!

English: A Street In USA Named After Muhammad Ali

Igbo:

: Aiye mi

Pidgin English: yawa don gas

English:

English: Passers-by are the first to bring the news that the corn is ripe

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: Who and who win?

English:

English: People who say opportunity comes but once are correct, but they should not be so sure.Because the one who gives opportunity is up there............................(more)

Igbo:

English: Kolanut

Igbo:

Pidgin English: who fine girl  help?

English: Dream without fear, Love without limits

Yoruba:

: meaning of fennel seed, cumin seed, macca seed, and fenugreek seed in hausa language?

Pidgin English: please help me slow that fan

English:

English: i used one stone to kill two beds

Igbo: