English: Mind your business. A man who decides to swallow a whole coconut, has complete faith in his anus.

English: Hyaena

Yoruba:

: AUCTIONING! AUCTIONING!! AUCTIONING!!! THE NIGERIA CUSTOM SERVICE TRUCKS, CARS,BAG OF RICE APPROVED BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT 2017/2018 WE SALE ALL KINDS OF TOKUNBO CARS AND TRUCKS. Toyota Camry 1999/2001 #250000 Toyota Corolla 2003/2005 #450000 Toyota Picnic 1999/2001 #285000 Toyota Avalon 2003/2005 #450000 Volkswagen Golf2,3,4 #18000-300000 09067374835 NIGERIA CUSTOMS (NATIONAL AUTHORIZED CAR SALES) FOR 2017 HAS COMMENCED WE HAVE DIRECT TOKUNBO CARS VERY CLEAN AND BRAND NEW CARS FOR

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English: Super Eagles’ first training session in Corsica.
The Super Eagles of Nigeria held their first training session on Wednesday ahead of their friendly clash with the Corsican senior national team in France. 12 players  in Wednesday's training session include, Ikechukwu Ezenwa, Stephen Odey, Sikiru Olatunbosun, Alhassan Ibrahim, Tyronne Ebuehi, William Troost-Ekong, Elderson Echiéjilé, Uche Henry Agbo, Chidozie Awaziem, Oghenekaro Etebo, Dele Alampasu,...(more)

English: A 24 year old teacher was impregnated by her 13 year old student
it is said that the teacher and the student were having an affair and the boy's parents approved it. The taecher said she got pregnant in January and told investigators that the teen's family was “excited” and “very supportive” when they found out....(more)

Igbo:

English: 2. You may have to unlock them 

Pidgin English:

English: In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
John 1:1

Igbo:

English: I lean on God

Igbo:

Pidgin English: Omo i no fit laugh, dem see one yahoo yahoo masquerade for inside cyber cafe dey chat with him oyinbo client ... lol

English:

English: afternoon 

Yoruba:

English: Good morning handsome man 

Igbo:

English: What is Barley called in Yoruba and Hausa?

Yoruba:

English: righteous

Hausa:

English: Little by little is how the pig’s nose enters the yard

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: No be small thing 

English: Twenty Naira

Yoruba:

: I'm so excited

English: Popular comic actor, ‘Dejo Tunfulu gave out his 17 year old daughter, Sammyhat Pamilerin Adetokunbo’s, hand in marriage to a young man called Ahmed Babatunde Oladele, popularly known as Danku Malaysia....(more)

Yoruba:

: Asamkpokoto 

: Rani

English: One guy asked me to please help him complete his tfair in a bus yesterday. I gave him 200 and he bought gala and pepsi in my presence.

English: 'When will the FG rearrest Nnamdi Kanu?' Comedian Seyi Law asks as he reacts to recently launched Biafra Secret Service. Two days ago, leader of IPOB, Nnamdi Kanu, inaugurated the Biafra Secret Service.Comedian, Seyi Law wrote;'Have you heard that BIAFRA now has a SECRET SERVICE? When will the Government rearrest Nnamdi Kanu or have a referendum? Is Osinbajo trying to be politically correct or just following the silence is golden rubbish? There are certain things you don't...(more)

English: Came across this and decieded to post it up here. So funny 

Igbo:

English:  Brain

Igbo:

English: Mouth odour that shortens life span. LMAO

English: Meat

Igbo:

English:

Ọ̀fọ́ kà ǹsì – The Ofo is the sacred symbol of truth, justice, law and authority. It plays a role in sacrificial rituals, prayer, oath taking, pronouncing judgement, deliberating policy within the family or community and involving blessings or curses.
The Ofo is a sacred symbol of worship of the Igbo people

Igbo:

English: When are you coming?

Igbo:

English:  Runtown drops the video of his new jam "For Life" (Official Music Video)

English: Worries/trouble

Pidgin English:

: Chukwu nwanile

Pidgin English: obim

English:

: Another name for parsley leaf in igbo is what 

English: celebrate

Hausa:

English: Phyno teams up with flavour and 2baba for the video of the 9th track oF his album titled "OKPEKE". Nice visuals by Clarence Peter 

Pidgin English:

English: Egg

Hausa:

English: Igbo Love Nwantinti 💑
Ifunanya/Ihunanya - Love.
Di na Nwunye - Husband & Wife.
Nwoke na Nwanyi - Man & Woman.
Nna Di na Nne Di - Father & Mother In-law.
Nwunye Di - Co-wife now used by married women to refer to other wives within their husband’s family...(more)

English: Strike

Yoruba:

English:

When finally hear "chisom the food is ready" 

English: Police 

Yoruba:

English: Fashion

Hausa:

English: full video of Tonto Dike's interview on her marriage abuse, domestiic violence, drugs and cheating. 

English: Take life easily

Pidgin English:

English: Nothing must happen to my christmas chicken 

English: Young Shall Grow Bus Rams Into Fuel Tanker On Enugu-Onitsha Expressway. We thank God in a special way for diverting what would been a terrible evening immediately after Kwata junction.  “An accident involving a Young Shall Grow Motors and a Fuel tanker fully loaded…No life was lost just few wounds…Young shall grow driver holding tanker driver. The FRSC came almost immediately the incident happened… Willie’s long vehicle driver did well…. kudos&hell...(more)

Pidgin English: Chin chin

English:

English: Proverbs 3: 13 Happy is the man that findeth wisdom, and the man that getteth understanding.

Igbo:

English: Someone sent me this on facebook please what should i do to him
Plz delete my number 4rm ur phone, u're a traitor, 4rm nw on, we hav nothing in common, no connection, no friendship at all. i dnt even hav words 4 u. U're such an idiot, a big fool, a monster i mean it, and i hate u. U're d most disgustin person eva, dnt even tink of talkin 2me again, u dnt deserve 2 b a human being. Dis is a message 4rm Obasanjo 2 Buhari not 4 u ,so relax dnt stress urself.Send 2ur friends nd make their blood...(more)

English: The early bird gets the worm

Yoruba:

English: CELESTIAL CHURCH OF CHRIST

Yoruba: