Pidgin English: I saw your miss call

English:

English: Nigerian Immigration arrests over 400 Illegal Immigrants In Edo.
The Edo State Command of the Nigerian Immigration Service on Wednesday arrested over 400 people that are living in the country illegally. The illegal immigrants who are nationals of Chad, Mali and Niger Republic were arrested during a screening exercise that took place across the 18 local government of the state....(more)

English: Oko mi atata

English: chilling at home

Hausa:

: Abinci

English: respect

Hausa:

English: Naija Boyz African remix of Rihanna- work ft Drake.

English: Go away!

Hausa:

English: Kitchen

Igbo:

English: Good morning everybody

English: Nigerian women are beautiful!

English: A pastor and a church sister were being intimate under a tree, not knowing that a man was up on the tree hiding and smoking. After the act, the sister asked the pastor "did u use condom?"
PASTOR: No!!! Why?
GIRL: Supposing i get pregnant who will take care of the baby?
The pastor replied, "lets leave it to the one above.
Suddenly the smoker jumped down and shouted, "FOR WHO? ABI UNA TWO DON DEY CRAZE? Na me act the film?...(more)

Pidgin English: My person 

English:

English: Abia Police arrest pastor who operates baby factory, illegal medical centre in his church; rescued pregnant teenagers claim he raped them.
The Abia State Police Command have arrested a pastor who operates an illegal medical centre and Baby Factory in his church. Briefing newsmen on Monday, June 5th, at the State Police Headquarters, Umuahia, the Commissioner of Police, CP Adeleye Oyebade, who parade the pastor along with other suspect, disclosed that on May 24th,, informati...(more)

English: Me : Let me make a list of things to buy this Christmas
Wallet :

English: 20 year old man arrested for killing his roommate who knew he was an armed robber in Ogun state. The Ogun state police command have arrested 20 year old Badmus Gbadamosi, for allegedly killing his room-mate, 27 year old Friday Michael, at their home at Mamu, Awa-Ijebu, Ogun State. According to reports, Michael knew that Badmus was an armed robber and had asked him on two occasion to stop. Badmus reportedly shot Michael dead with a local pistol over fear that he might expose hi...(more)

English: university

Hausa:

: Chioma
Angina
Ekelegi
Nasigi
Imela

English: Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian...(more)

Hausa:

English: A man went to a library to return a book. On getting to the counter he bang on it and yelled
" I read this book and there were so many names in it and no story"
The attendant saw the book and angry shouted at him saying
" IDIOT, so you are the on that took our register"...(more)

Pidgin English: i can not shy for you 

English:

Pidgin English: I have come o

English:

English: Good afternoon

Igbo:

English: He said Hilary would win 

English: Proverbs 3:6
In all your ways submit to him, and he will make your paths straight.

Igbo:

Pidgin English: They have thief my car

English:

English: pot

Hausa:

Pidgin English: Nigerians and our pronouncations hian make we no die one day oh with all these wrong prouncations oh... 

English:

English: Please speak more slowly, Where's the toilet?

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: website

English:

:

Please tanslate these hausa to english

English: Halt, who goes there? says the vigilante.

English: Days of the week 
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Sunday

Hausa:

: Beautiful

Pidgin English: Make we yarn 

English:

English: Phyno drops the video of a song off he's album "LINK UP" ft Burna boy and M.I

Pidgin English:

Haters go say na Photoshop.

English: NIGERIAN GIRLS LOVE MONEY! You'll get
angry & tell her go to hell.. She will look at you and be like, I
DON'T HAVE TRANSPORT!! ...(more)

English: aided

Hausa:

English: Thank be to God

Igbo:

Pidgin English: i have start to come

English:

English: 'Love bares, believes and endures all things' - says Damilola Adegbite as she celebrates hubby, Chris Attoh, on his birthday
Ghanaian actor, Chris Attoh, turned a year older today. His wife, actress Damilola Adegbite celebrated him on her Instagram page this morning, writing; "Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Happy birthday Nii @chrisattoh ....I love you."...(more)

Pidgin English: Love no get size
This befor marriage picture don dey everi wia for niaja, even the babe sef done dey share plenty plenty picture give us.....(more)

English:

English: morning 

Yoruba:

English: Make everyday a great day on purpose!

English: Adabi ti moba sebi fun ee

English: Ndi Nze na Ozo.
Akwa Ocha (White Cloth) - Purity (Nze na Ozo denotes power and leadership among other things. Power in Nigeria is held by people from cultures that wear Agbada, I guess since the end of the war, some of us has adopted the mantra ‘if you can’t beat them, join them’).
Okpu Mme (Red cap) - Fire of Agbala, for truth & justice.
Rope on red cap - Eke Idemmili (Ball Python), the deity of Idemmili river.
Akupe (Hand fan).
Alo (metal/woo...(more)

English: PSG fans right now lmao 

English: And when ye stand praying, forgive, if ye have ought against any: that your Father also which is in heaven may forgive you your trespasses. Mark 11:25...(more)

Igbo:

English: some people are just confused, look at what some said about Stephen Keshi

Hausa: