English: God's pride

Igbo:

: What's Hausa name for black seed?

English:

Pidgin English: Nigerians and our pronouncations hian make we no die one day oh with all these wrong prouncations oh... 

English:

English: body

Hausa:

English: 9 farmers killed by Fulani herdsmen in Benue laid to rest.
Nine persons killed by suspected herdsmen in Akaa village, Logo Local Government Area of Benue State have been laid to rest. The deceased were murdered by suspected herdsmen on May 7th at about 4pm. The Benue State Police Command arrested 8 herdsmen suspected to be culpable with the killing. They would be arraigned in court as soon as investigation is concluded....(more)

English: Book

English: Hello

Pidgin English: Jellof Rice

English:

English: Jaggery

English: The gods need urine

English: On a weding day, the pastor asked the normal question;
"anyone who feels this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony should speak now, or forever remain silent"
peter raised his hand fom the back. on seeing him the bride fainte, and when she was revived, the pastor asked y he raised hes hand,
Peter replied "we no dey hear u from back"...(more)

English: A mad man saw his friend crying by a river side. He sat down beside him and asked:
“why are u crying?"
The other one answered: “ i put a cube of sugar in dis river, but when i tasted, i felt nothing. It's not sweet!"
The mad man blew up with laughter and said: “ you, you are very mad!
Did you shake it???"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂...(more)

English: National anthem of Nigeria in Tyap:
Á̱na̱nyiuk, nyi ta̱ngam,
Fa̱k yei Naijeriya hu.
Zi̱ nyia̱ a̱byin ka nta̱m
Ma̱ng a̱lyia̱ nzi̱t a̱nyiung.
Nta̱m a̱yaagwak nzi̱t na gbangbang,
Zi̱ na kai nna ghwon bah.
Zi̱ na ba̱ng nna mi̱cet,
Zi̱ swan ma̠ a̠byin ka ma̱ sa̱t, zi̱ mun a̱pyia̱ nzi̱t.

A̱gwaza Tswazwa wu,
Da̱ kwak nzi̱t a̱son ka.
Tyiet a̱ca̱cet nzi̱t ba,
Ba̱ cat a̱ghyang ba̱t kuzang jen,...(more)

English: 'Love bares, believes and endures all things' - says Damilola Adegbite as she celebrates hubby, Chris Attoh, on his birthday
Ghanaian actor, Chris Attoh, turned a year older today. His wife, actress Damilola Adegbite celebrated him on her Instagram page this morning, writing; "Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Happy birthday Nii @chrisattoh ....I love you."...(more)

English: A goat that eats onions is just in a hurry,is that not the ingredient with which it will be cooked?

Yoruba:

English: Yawa shi kan sa zarre ya ja duchi

English: traffic

Yoruba:

English: Egg

Hausa:

English: NDLEA secures conviction of 240 Illicit drug users.
The National Drugs Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA), say it has secured the conviction of 240 suspected drug users in Kano State in the last six months. Mr. Hamza Umar, the Commandant of the agency told newsmen in Kano on Tuesday in commemoration of UN International Day against Drug Abuse and Illicit Trafficking....(more)

English: Teacher: How does one become a Germany citizen? Student: by Germination

English: Meet woman who sells bananas for a living...sometimes in a wheel barrow...and travels by air.
Photos of a beautiful Nigerian woman is trending on Facebook because of what she does for a living. She has become successful selling bananas and with the petty business, she is able to fund her lifestyle, including travelling by air. The woman can be seen in photos pushing a wheelbarrow filled with bunches of bananas. In another, she is seen climbing a truck, popularly called 911...(more)

English: flower, blossom, splendour

Hausa:

English: I hope you are taking marijuana again.

Yoruba:

Pidgin English:  

A thief waka enter store, him com thief tv co mot. Girl wey get gold hair con run after ham. She talk say him forget the controla of the tv

English:

English: Hmm when they say the rich also cry.

English: SON: Mummy, today on our way back on the bus daddy told me to give up my seat for a woman.
MOTHER: Well that's responsible of your father. I hope u stood up.
SON: I tried not to but daddy insisted.
MOTHER: Well you shouldn't have hesitated, am sure he felt embarrassed. Next time don't do that...OK?
SON: But mummy I was seating on daddy's lap!...(more)

English: This gentleman will pay for everything

Yoruba:

English: Games

Yoruba:

English: Apesin ola

English: R.I.P eric we would meet again when we cross over too. 

English: Ndi Nze na Ozo.
Akwa Ocha (White Cloth) - Purity (Nze na Ozo denotes power and leadership among other things. Power in Nigeria is held by people from cultures that wear Agbada, I guess since the end of the war, some of us has adopted the mantra ‘if you can’t beat them, join them’).
Okpu Mme (Red cap) - Fire of Agbala, for truth & justice.
Rope on red cap - Eke Idemmili (Ball Python), the deity of Idemmili river.
Akupe (Hand fan).
Alo (metal/woo...(more)

English: A 24 year old teacher was impregnated by her 13 year old student
it is said that the teacher and the student were having an affair and the boy's parents approved it. The taecher said she got pregnant in January and told investigators that the teen's family was “excited” and “very supportive” when they found out....(more)

Igbo:

English: i lost my phone

Hausa:

English: Open the door

Igbo:

English: Elephant

Yoruba:

English: chewing gum

Igbo:

English: When you attend the burial of a wicked uncle 

: AUCTIONING! AUCTIONING!! AUCTIONING!!! THE NIGERIA CUSTOM SERVICE TRUCKS, CARS,BAG OF RICE APPROVED BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT 2017/2018 WE SALE ALL KINDS OF TOKUNBO CARS AND TRUCKS. Toyota Camry 1999/2001 #250000 Toyota Corolla 2003/2005 #450000 Toyota Picnic 1999/2001 #285000 Toyota Avalon 2003/2005 #450000 Volkswagen Golf2,3,4 #18000-300000 09067374835 NIGERIA CUSTOMS (NATIONAL AUTHORIZED CAR SALES) FOR 2017 HAS COMMENCED WE HAVE DIRECT TOKUNBO CARS VERY CLEAN AND BRAND NEW CARS FOR

...(more)

English: fun

Igbo:

Pidgin English: They have thief my car

English:

English:

Akpos and his wife:
Wife: You smell of woman’s perfume; where did u get it?
Akpos: From the woman I was squeezed with in the taxi.
Wife: What about the used condoms in your pocket?
Akpos: Hey leave me alone don’t ask me silly questions. I want to sleep!!.
Wife: (Crying.) This is not fair coz when I use them I don’t bring them home.
Akpos: (Waking up angry). Wat did you say?
Wife: Leave me alone I want to sleep..

English: Psychosocial needs

English: Aondo wam man tereme
This is in Tiv. Please I want it in English.

English: Too much arguments leads to a fight

Yoruba:

English: dance

Yoruba:

English: common pidgin english phases in Nigeria 

English: The arrival.. We are about to make history. Basketmouth live @ the SSE arena Wembley #valentine special  

English: Ist corinthians chapter 13 talks about love from beginning to the end

Yoruba:

English: Groundnut oil

Yoruba:

English: Heart Attack

Igbo: