English: am getting better everyday........ can someone translate it to igbo.

: Oluwa ti o fara pamo jemi niya

English: Who is the most craziest ?
1. Abatete man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi.....
2. Oba man who went to the bank with a spanner to open bank account.
3. Akuzu man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept
4. Agulu man who watched the news and waved at the news reader.
5. Onitsha nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills......(more)

Pidgin English:

English: Hilarious funny nigerian clips

Igbo:

English: The issues that crops up when an Igbo man gets married to a Yoruba woman. #Souppalava 

Pidgin English: Security operatives for Garrison junction for Port-Harcourt, Rivers state nab one fake army officer today 3/8/2017, them finally arrest am after e receive better hot slaps from the soldiers wey nab am...(more)

English:

HRM Obi Nduka Ezeagwuna, The Obi of Issele-Uku (Issele-Ukwu) in Aniocha North Local Government Area of Delta State.
Anioma ekenem unu, #Igbo Kwenu!

English: Lagos bus conductors now required to wear uniforms and name tags starting from today.
Starting today, August 3rd, bus conductors in Lagos will be required to wear a uniform and name tags for easy identification. This information was disclosed by Comrade Israel  Adeshola, the National President of the Bus Conductors Association of Nigeria, BCAN. According to Adeshola, the Lagos State government has approved the association’s uniforms and badges with name tags and...(more)

English: night

Igbo:

English: Star Apple

Yoruba:

English: Government 

Pidgin English: our lord is immirimious God 

English:

English: Here is Mr HEADWORLD

English: Honey

Yoruba:

English:

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Suspendisse fringilla, massa vitae accumsan pulvinar, nulla tortor volutpat a...(more)

Igbo:

English: Have a nice sleep

Igbo:

English: Malowa

English: Gulder Ultimate Search Winner, Otto Canon kidnapped in Port Harcourt.
Canon Otto who won the Gulder Ultimate Search Viewers’ Choice Awards in October, 2014 has been kidnapped.His close friend, Rapheal Koko who spoke to LIB a few minutes ago, said 'otto has been kidnnaped. He was in Lagos for an event last week and now I'm geting calls from mutual friends that he was kidnapped in Port Harcourt over the weekend'....(more)

English: The Akwa Ibom chapter of Nigeria Labour Congress has called for the prosecution of all perpetrators of ghost workers syndrome in the nation’s public service....(more)

Pidgin English:

English: Pineapple

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: Get you out of my head

English: Abu ngi wa Akash pls the meaning in igbo  

Pidgin English: I have come before you 

English:

: Olofo to binu ologo .

:

Please translate this hausa words to english

English: Dream without fear, Love without limits

Yoruba:

: Is Ololo an Yoruba language and what's the meaning pls?

Pidgin English: Isaiah 9:6 For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace...(more)

English: Three girls went to the river to take a bath but unfortunately their cloth went missing, and as at that time three boys where passing by the river.
the 1st girl covered her breast and her face and left her private part open.
the 2nd girl covered her breast and her private part 
the third girl only covered her face.
Please which one of these girls is the wiset....(more)

English: Iyang 

English: There is power in the name of Jesus

Igbo:

English: Shuku agbado

English: Tekno - Go

English: Am always ready to battle any evil spirit

Yoruba:

English: I'm coming

Pidgin English:

English: What is odaju

: Elulu to  favorites Ojo ori ara re ni yio ro le

English: LWKMD

English: Today's scripture of the day Proverbs 3:5-6
Trust In The Lord...

: How many years I take senior you

English: If U sit next to someone with body odor in church, when pastor starts callin people with evil spirit for deliverance, tap them to go forward

English: My wife's relatives and our friends will kill me if Nigeria fails to qualify for World Cup- Mikel Obi.
Super Eagles captain, John Mikel Obi who revealed in an interview with FIFA.COM that he is married to the mother of his twin babies, Russian citizen Olga Diyachenko, also revealed that his wife's family and their friends expect Nigeria to qualify for the Russia 2018 FIFA World Cup because they are seriously rooting for Nigeria. He jokingly said his wife's family will kill...(more)

English: culture

Hausa:

English: Legendary Nigerian footballer, Jay -Jay Okocha turns 44 today.
Nigerian ex-international and former captain of the Super Eagles, Austin Jay -Jay Okocha, who was born in 1973, is 44 today, August 14, 2017.He was born in Enugu to parents who are originally from Delta State.The super star attacking midfielder started his football career with Enugu Rangers in 1990 at the age of 17.Okocha is well known for his tricks and skillful football techniques; which made him one of the be...(more)

: Onini

English: Nigeria people and culture 

English: I can smell something fishy 

English: ability

Igbo:

English: baba ko mi yo in English

Pidgin English: The film have wanto start

English: