English:

Akpos and his wife:
Wife: You smell of woman’s perfume; where did u get it?
Akpos: From the woman I was squeezed with in the taxi.
Wife: What about the used condoms in your pocket?
Akpos: Hey leave me alone don’t ask me silly questions. I want to sleep!!.
Wife: (Crying.) This is not fair coz when I use them I don’t bring them home.
Akpos: (Waking up angry). Wat did you say?
Wife: Leave me alone I want to sleep..

English: watermelon

Hausa:

English: Book

English: 'When will the FG rearrest Nnamdi Kanu?' Comedian Seyi Law asks as he reacts to recently launched Biafra Secret Service. Two days ago, leader of IPOB, Nnamdi Kanu, inaugurated the Biafra Secret Service.Comedian, Seyi Law wrote;'Have you heard that BIAFRA now has a SECRET SERVICE? When will the Government rearrest Nnamdi Kanu or have a referendum? Is Osinbajo trying to be politically correct or just following the silence is golden rubbish? There are certain things you don't...(more)

English: How to prepare groundnut soup

English: when you tell yourself you can get over him by eating but you no you are only decieving yourself

Pidgin English:

English: Dwarf mother and daughter arrested in Ogun State for dealing in cannabis.
43-year-old woman, Alaba Mulika and her 16-year-old daughter, Olamide Saliu were arrested by the Ogun State Police Command for allegedly trading in cannabis.The mother and daughter duo are 'little people'.The duo were paraded alongside 56 other suspects on Thursday, by the Commissioner of Police, Ahmed Iliyasu at the command’s headquarters at Eleweran, Abeokuta.Briefing newsmen on the arrest of...(more)

English: That awkward moment when you having sex with a prostitute and you are like: "say my name" and she screams "CUSTOMER!!"

English: Ikpirikpe Ogu Dance from Abiriba. #Igbo Amaka!

Pidgin English: Onye m Isi, were Isi.

English:

English: Truth 

Hausa:

Pidgin English: E never too tey way day don break

Pidgin English: I don get alert

English:

English: nice

Pidgin English:

English: Modestus was  in a taxi eating chocolate and he was about to take another one when a man nxt to him said: "do u know too much of chocolate damaged the teeth? Moestus replied "my grandpa lived 132 years. Looking suprised the man asked "was it bcos he ate too much chocolate? Modestus answered "no bcos he was always minding his own business."...(more)

English: Driving drunk. A must watch 

English: The earth is the LORD's and the fullness thereof; the world, and they that dwell therein.

Yoruba:

English: Barbecued meat

Hausa:

English: I am looking to learn which is the best greeting in Yoruba for meeting a new person.
Bawo
Ek'abo
Bawo lara
or another term?
thank you...(more)

Pidgin English:

: U hold a special place in  my heart

: Jesus

English: happy birthday

Hausa:

Pidgin English: Face your front and keep it moving 

: AUCTIONING! AUCTIONING!! AUCTIONING!!! THE NIGERIA CUSTOM SERVICE TRUCKS, CARS,BAG OF RICE APPROVED BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT 2017/2018 WE SALE ALL KINDS OF TOKUNBO CARS AND TRUCKS. Toyota Camry 1999/2001 #250000 Toyota Corolla 2003/2005 #450000 Toyota Picnic 1999/2001 #285000 Toyota Avalon 2003/2005 #450000 Volkswagen Golf2,3,4 #18000-300000 09067374835 NIGERIA CUSTOMS (NATIONAL AUTHORIZED CAR SALES) FOR 2017 HAS COMMENCED WE HAVE DIRECT TOKUNBO CARS VERY CLEAN AND BRAND NEW CARS FOR

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English: Good night 

Igbo:

English:  heart

Hausa:

Pidgin English: Hi  Long time.  Do you know anyone who can write science in pigin?   Can they try this little test interpretation please?       **Test*    People die from Micro-nutrients deficiencies.   Lack of vitamins about and nutrient dense foods.    Cellular Medicine is able to answer the question as to why it is that every second person now dies of cardiovascular disease. The answer is that the heart and arterial system are highly st

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English: chewing gum

Igbo:

English: rainy season

Igbo:

English: Se ireti pipe n mokan sare

English: Garagara

English: Today is a day of joy

Yoruba:

English: what a child sees climbing the longest tree, an elder can see it sitting down

Yoruba:

English: In all things we do we should always give thanks to God

Yoruba:

English: Dark in complexion

Hausa:

English:

Psalms 136:1
O give thanks to the LORD; for He is good: for His mercy endureth for ever

Igbo:

English: Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC)

Hausa:

English: Buhari : I will make 1naira equal to 1dollar

Dollar :

English: war

Hausa:

English: He is the Mother of the Motherless

Yoruba:

English: Pls I need a meaning of My Lord is My God in Igbo

Pidgin English: Jellof Rice

English:

English: Traditional marriage in the Igbo land 

English: dream

Igbo:

: Isese

English: African star apple 

Igbo:

English: living,prosperous

Hausa:

English: Have not gone to church for the past 2weeks i pray God forgives me

Yoruba:

English: Unlimited God

Igbo:

: How do Hausa called dandelion,and kidney beans.