English: seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you matthew 6 :33

Pidgin English:

A man went out with his friends and returns late. At about 12 midnight the man comes back and knocks…the Wife tells him “Go sleep where you dey come from o!!”
Judging by her voice she was pissed, the man answered “Relax I no com sleep, nah d condoms wey dey table 4 my room I cum collect. Abeg pass am come. Plenty women dey for the party!” The wife opened the door and said,”Where you dey go?Enter this house before I change mind!”.

English: A bird doesn't alert his fellow bird that a stone is coming. 

Yoruba:

English: He that has ears let Him hear

Yoruba:

English: designers

Yoruba:

English: Police arrested three suspected fraudsters in connection with circulating fake currency notes that was photocopied in rivers state.

Pidgin English:

English: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

English: Halt, who goes there? says the vigilante.

Pidgin English: busy body / over sabi 

English:

English: Barbecued meat

Hausa:

English: song 

Igbo:

English: Five star music artist KCEE drops a new jam "ROMANTIC CALL". Watch and drop your comments below 

English: Election 

Hausa:

Pidgin English: put leg for road

English:

English: BREAKING NEWS: Niger Delta Avengers blows up Agip’s Obi Obi Brass Trunk line

Igbo:

English: melon

Igbo:

English: Obi oma nkem

English: Precious, delicate,gem

Hausa:

Pidgin English:

One day na one day, monkey go go market ehn no go ome back. hahahahahahahahahahaha. 

English:

Pidgin English: tatafo

English:

Pidgin English: Heat is catching me

English:

English: Dino Melaye fires back at Kogi state governor, Yahaya Bello, calls him a fool.
Dino Melaye fired back at Kogi state governor, Yahaya Bello, who called him a social deviant read here. Melaye in a post called Gov. Bello a "compound fool on cheap drugs". Read what he wrote after the cut......(more)

English: The fewer things we have the more careful we are about them.

Igbo:

English: Pilot & the Mad Man A pilot was transporting a bunch of madmen from Lagos to a psychiatric facility in Johannesburg, South Africa. The madmen were making noise & suddenly, one entered the Pilot’s Cabin; MADMAN: Teach me how to fly a plane! PILOT: I would, under one condition. MADMAN: What? PILOT: If you can get your colleagues to keep quiet. (5 minutes later, the plane was very quiet!) PILOT: Wow! How did you get them to keep quiet? MADMAN: I opened the door & let them out...(more)

English: university

Igbo:

English: Basil

English: power

Yoruba:

: Magabacin Mutumi "SuperMan" (Hausa)

English: cook

Pidgin English:

English: And yesterday Madrid paid their way out again...

English: 25 minutes After 12

Yoruba:

English:  A Nigerian woman pulled off her dress inside a public bus while trying to fight in India. In the footage which has gone viral online, the woman can be heard saying 'You want to fight a Nigerian woman' before removing her top in front of the shocked passengers.  The woman came in defence of another Nigerian woman (in red top) who had a quarrel with an Indian man on the bus. She later wore back her cloth after the passengers calmed her down.

English: horny goat weed

English: Please what is the ig bo name of maca root

English:  Olamide - Wavy Level [Official Video

English: Woman

Pidgin English: Food wey don done don done

English:

Pidgin English: How you take hold your phone now?

English:

English: The best revenge is massive success

Hausa:

English: If you "really" want to make more money on your business and you really mean it, then go to Universanet and see our affiliate link and register and start making money online then you owe it to yourself to check this system out. I would stop reading and go here... http://www.universanetblog.space See you there,

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English: Vegetable soup

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: lopolopo

English:

English: Only in Nigeria that you'd find a currency with home and away jersey

English: Detailed steps on how to prepare the calabar Ekpang Nkukwo

Pidgin English: This shoe is very old 

English:

: pele

English:

English: Yam

Yoruba:

English: Cassava

Igbo:

English: There's a rumbling in my stomach

Igbo:

Pidgin English: Let me hear word 

English: