English: Who is the most craziest ?
1. Abatete man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi.....
2. Oba man who went to the bank with a spanner to open bank account.
3. Akuzu man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept
4. Agulu man who watched the news and waved at the news reader.
5. Onitsha nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills......(more)

Pidgin English:

Pidgin English: I saw your miss call

English:

English: Federal Government scraps post utme examination into all schools

Pidgin English:

Pidgin English: Gbosa for you 

English:

Pidgin English: Wen Nigerians hear "free flight to America"

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English:

NAIJA FUNNY QUOTES

English: Breeze

Yoruba:

Pidgin English: Rice is hungrying me

English:

English: Bottom 

Pidgin English:

English: On a weding day, the pastor asked the normal question;
"anyone who feels this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony should speak now, or forever remain silent"
peter raised his hand fom the back. on seeing him the bride fainte, and when she was revived, the pastor asked y he raised hes hand,
Peter replied "we no dey hear u from back"...(more)

English: Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, Why are you arguing?
One boy answers, We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didnt even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher....(more)

English: It is worthless work for a blind man to turn his head to look. i.e. An illustration of a supreme waste of effort

Hausa:

English: Woman delivers baby during church service in Abuja church 

Pidgin English:

: Contact and wats app +2347054559659 for spiritual intervention into your problem contact Baba ifadara (+2347054559659)  (1) to make money and become very rich (2) talisman for traders and businessmen     (3) spiritual power and rings  (4) exams succes  (5) do as I say (6)begging without refusel  (7) visa approval  (8) love me alone  (9) promotion at work  (10) Ring to win lottery always  (11) magic to avoid accident and poison (12

...(more)

English: Peanut 

Yoruba:

English:  After Finally Raising The Money He Needed To Travel To India To Treat His Diabetes, Blindness, BP, Kidney Failure. Fever, strange blood infection, and strange blisters on his legs Legendary Nollywood Actor, Prince James Uche Who Was Set To Travel On March 11th Is Dead...(more)

English: WIFE: If i had known you were so poor i wouldnt have married you!

HUSBAND: (Laughs) I kept on telling you then, you were just too dumb to understand. I kept saying "You are the only thing i have in this world!!!...(more)

English: ASHAWO UNION OF NIGERIA 
NIKKI LODGE,PARIS HOTEL,
NO.1 CEMETARY ROAD,WARRI,
DELTA STATE,NIGERIA
CHIEF GODWIN OYEDEPO
CHAIRMAN,ASHAWO UNION OF NIGERIA
TEL:+234-09033781906
MISS NIKKI ADAWARE
CHAIRLADY,CHAIRLADY ASHAWO UNION OF NIGERIA
TEL:+234-08034958707...(more)

Pidgin English: Have they brought light?

English:

English: Nigerian dances vs Ghanain dance 

English: 5. They sometimes develop internal faults

Pidgin English:

English: The best benefits the government can give its people is providing funds for entrepreneur and not giving money to the poor, if you give money to the poor then they will remain being poor but providing funds for entrepreneurs will help in creating job opportunity for
those without jobs....(more)

Igbo:

English: Kcee drops a new song titled "desire". Watch and drop your comments below 

Pidgin English: wetin i do you?

English:

English: South

Yoruba:

English: 'When will the FG rearrest Nnamdi Kanu?' Comedian Seyi Law asks as he reacts to recently launched Biafra Secret Service. Two days ago, leader of IPOB, Nnamdi Kanu, inaugurated the Biafra Secret Service.Comedian, Seyi Law wrote;'Have you heard that BIAFRA now has a SECRET SERVICE? When will the Government rearrest Nnamdi Kanu or have a referendum? Is Osinbajo trying to be politically correct or just following the silence is golden rubbish? There are certain things you don't...(more)

Pidgin English: it is for me

English:

English: Am i the only one seeing the news about tiwa savage and teebillz

Pidgin English:

English: i lost my phone

Hausa:

English: Zoro drops another banging song "Buy the bar" ft Falz. watch and drop your comments below 

English: She remembered the uncle 

English: king

Hausa:

English: Pls what's the meaning of akpomàya in English 

Pidgin English: E be things 

English: Comedian AY's wife Mabel calls out Freda Francis, "stay away from her family". 
There was drama on Instagram in the early hours of today as Mabel, interior designer/wife of comedian Ayo 'AY' Makun, called out heavily pregnant socialite Freda Francis. Freda had her Push Party (baby shower) in Ikoyi, Lagos on Sunday evening and AY was one of the guests present there. After a photo he took with Freda and a friend surfaced online, Mabel who appeared to have saved some scre...(more)

English: True #Love doesn't have a happy ending.. True Love has no ending. Have A Great Day Friends.. Happy #Valentines
Is this true?...(more)

English: I am tired of Nigeria, i am leaving 

Pidgin English:

English: AKPOS NEW YEAR RESOLUTION
Alcohol Will Never Touch My Lips This Year😎😎😎😎😎
I Will Use Straw 😆😆😆😆😆...(more)

Pidgin English: This guy wan furstrate kill people bcos of ehn bad english. lol

English: comment any funny throwback picture lets do a throwback Thursday

Yoruba:

English: 4. The phones do not usually come with accessories like charger, earphones and pouch.

Pidgin English:

English: Block B, Area C                                                                   Police Barrack                                                                   Weste...(more)

English: In life one has to set a goal to reach the final destination.

Yoruba:

: Awi fun no ko to dani , AGBA jakadi ni

English: computer

Yoruba:

: Magabacin Mutumi "SuperMan" (Hausa)

English: Laugh

Hausa:

English: hospital

Igbo:

English: A name given to a prophet's daughter

Hausa:

English: President Buhari cancels his trip to Abia, holds closed door meeting with Governor Samuel Ortom over Benue killing
President Buhari has cancelled his trip to Abia state and is currently in a meeting with Benue state governor, Samuel Ortom, over the repeated attacks on farmers in the state by herdsmen. On New Year day and last Saturday January 6th, herdsmen attacked farmers in two communities in the state killing 59 of them including a pregnant woman. The victims will b...(more)

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