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1. Abatete man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi.....
2. Oba man who went to the bank with a spanner to open bank account.
3. Akuzu man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept
4. Agulu man who watched the news and waved at the news reader.
5. Onitsha nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills......(more)
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Pidgin English: I saw your miss call
Pidgin English: Gbosa for you
Pidgin English: Wen Nigerians hear "free flight to America"
NAIJA FUNNY QUOTES 1. He who fights & runs away , Na fear catch am. 2. Pikin wey no sabi em mama boyfriend, Dey call am brother. 3. A rolling stone no just dey roll, Na person push am. 4. A stitch intime, dey prevent further tear tear. 5. One good turn, na correct power steering be that.
NAIJA FUNNY QUOTES
1. He who fights & runs away , Na fear catch am.
2. Pikin wey no sabi em mama boyfriend, Dey call am brother.
3. A rolling stone no just dey roll, Na person push am.
4. A stitch intime, dey prevent further tear tear.
5. One good turn, na correct power steering be that.
Pidgin English: Rice is hungrying me
On a weding day, the pastor asked the normal question;
"anyone who feels this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony should speak now, or forever remain silent"
peter raised his hand fom the back. on seeing him the bride fainte, and when she was revived, the pastor asked y he raised hes hand,
Peter replied "we no dey hear u from back"...(more)
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, Why are you arguing?
One boy answers, We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didnt even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher....(more)
also translated by :Bad_Nigerian_English
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(1) to make money and become very rich
(2) talisman for traders and businessmen
(3) spiritual power and rings
(4) exams succes
(5) do as I say
(6)begging without refusel
(7) visa approval
(8) love me alone
(9) promotion at work
(10) Ring to win lottery always
(11) magic to avoid accident and poison (12
Pidgin English: Have they brought light?
The best benefits the government can give its people is providing funds for entrepreneur and not giving money to the poor, if you give money to the poor then they will remain being poor but providing funds for entrepreneurs will help in creating job opportunity for
those without jobs....(more)
Pidgin English: wetin i do you?
English: 'When will the FG rearrest Nnamdi Kanu?' Comedian Seyi Law asks as he reacts to recently launched Biafra Secret Service. Two days ago, leader of IPOB, Nnamdi Kanu, inaugurated the Biafra Secret Service.Comedian, Seyi Law wrote;'Have you heard that BIAFRA now has a SECRET SERVICE? When will the Government rearrest Nnamdi Kanu or have a referendum? Is Osinbajo trying to be politically correct or just following the silence is golden rubbish? There are certain things you don't...(more)
Pidgin English: it is for me
English: i lost my phone
Pidgin English: E be things
Comedian AY's wife Mabel calls out Freda Francis, "stay away from her family".
There was drama on Instagram in the early hours of today as Mabel, interior designer/wife of comedian Ayo 'AY' Makun, called out heavily pregnant socialite Freda Francis. Freda had her Push Party (baby shower) in Ikoyi, Lagos on Sunday evening and AY was one of the guests present there. After a photo he took with Freda and a friend surfaced online, Mabel who appeared to have saved some scre...(more)
English: I am tired of Nigeria, i am leaving
Pidgin English: This guy wan furstrate kill people bcos of ehn bad english. lol
English: A name given to a prophet's daughter
President Buhari cancels his trip to Abia, holds closed door meeting with Governor Samuel Ortom over Benue killing
President Buhari has cancelled his trip to Abia state and is currently in a meeting with Benue state governor, Samuel Ortom, over the repeated attacks on farmers in the state by herdsmen. On New Year day and last Saturday January 6th, herdsmen attacked farmers in two communities in the state killing 59 of them including a pregnant woman. The victims will b...(more)
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